TASTELESS jokes
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neo_ezekiel
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whats green, fuzzy, and lives in a tree
This guy had a date with a hot porn star, and he didn't want to disappoint her. He found a lamp, which he rubbed and a genie came out. The genie said, "I can only grant one wish."
The man said, "I want to have the biggest, fullest erection ever seen, and I want it to last forever!"
The genie said, "Very well. Say '1,2,3' when you are ready. But be warned, if somebody--anybody--says '1,2,3,4,' you will go limp for all eternity." The genie then disappeared.
That night, they're off to bed, and the porn star said, "Ooh, baby, talk dirty for me." The guy said, "1, 2, 3!"
The porn star said, "You weirdo! I asked you to talk dirty and you said '1,2,3'! What would you say '1,2,3' for?!"
wink
The man said, "I want to have the biggest, fullest erection ever seen, and I want it to last forever!"
The genie said, "Very well. Say '1,2,3' when you are ready. But be warned, if somebody--anybody--says '1,2,3,4,' you will go limp for all eternity." The genie then disappeared.
That night, they're off to bed, and the porn star said, "Ooh, baby, talk dirty for me." The guy said, "1, 2, 3!"
The porn star said, "You weirdo! I asked you to talk dirty and you said '1,2,3'! What would you say '1,2,3' for?!"
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neo_ezekiel
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A pool table.
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Did you hear about the mong who won the dance competion? He only got up to get a beer.....
Mong goes to an ice cream van and says "can i have an ice cream please?" ice cream man says "do you want a flake in it?" Mong says "dose'nt matter i'll only drop it anyway"
you asked for tasteless jokes!! and just remember thats all they are Jokes!
<small>[ June 28, 2003, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: NeoDragoN ]</small>
Mong goes to an ice cream van and says "can i have an ice cream please?" ice cream man says "do you want a flake in it?" Mong says "dose'nt matter i'll only drop it anyway"
you asked for tasteless jokes!! and just remember thats all they are Jokes!
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Oh, heh I thought it was a weird slang for Mongolian (now the jokes make sense).
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A man came home from work to see his girlfriend packing her stuff. Puzzled, he asked her what was going on.
"I'm leaving you!", she replied.
The man, even more confused, pressed further and asked her why.
"Because I heard you were a pedophile!", she screamed in tears.
The man lowered his eyebrow, and folded his arms and responded with "my, my - that's a big word for a 5 year old to be using".
A 40 year old woman I worked with told me that one. She had the most tasteless jokes you've ever heard.
"I'm leaving you!", she replied.
The man, even more confused, pressed further and asked her why.
"Because I heard you were a pedophile!", she screamed in tears.
The man lowered his eyebrow, and folded his arms and responded with "my, my - that's a big word for a 5 year old to be using".
A 40 year old woman I worked with told me that one. She had the most tasteless jokes you've ever heard.
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Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because he was chicken...
Yeah, I actually came up with that one when I was in first or second grade, and I'm damn proud of it.
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Because he was chicken...
Yeah, I actually came up with that one when I was in first or second grade, and I'm damn proud of it.
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Q: How did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stappled to the chicken.
Not that funny, but certainly tasteless.
A: It was stappled to the chicken.
Not that funny, but certainly tasteless.
Buro Destruct
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Q: What's more fun than a dead baby on a stick?
A: Nothing.
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A: Nothing.
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Here is one from off the net:
'Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
and also...
<a href="http://www.webforwards.com/candystory.htm" target="_blank">The Candy Story</a>
'Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
and also...
<a href="http://www.webforwards.com/candystory.htm" target="_blank">The Candy Story</a>