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Blaine

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Originally posted by Voltron:
<STRONG>I doubt ebay will let that one finish</STRONG>
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I'm in violation of no eBay policy <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">.

Incidentally, it's illegal to sell sperm and waste on eBay. I wonder who tried <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0">
 
SNK4EVER

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Hehe, you turned her down because you were playing Punch Out! I certainly had a good laugh at that one Blaine!
 
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Blaine

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Originally posted by SNK4EVER:
<STRONG>Hehe, you turned her down because you were playing Punch Out! I certainly had a good laugh at that one Blaine!</STRONG>
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Yeah! I was playing Sandman. He's not joke...he's fo real!

Besides. We were at school at the time (yeah..I was playing on Nesticle but for those who care I do own the game...Who doesn't??) and she wanted to go and she wanted to go IMMEDIATELY.

ha ha ha.

She passed me a note declaring her intentions, I said "hey, that's nice I'll hold on to this like a coupon." she said "OH! I make coupons too!!"

About 5 minutes later she goes "I'm going to go get a bagel...anyone want to come with me...Blaine?"

I told her I was busy playing Punch-Out.

Needless to say she wasn't happy about that.

Frankly I wouldn't have sex with her for ANY reason...she really is skanky.

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EVERYONE! BID HIGH!!! or at least BID IN GENERAL!
 
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Nice auction Blaine, i bet it will outclass that "meet britney" auction <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">)

I'll get a year supply on coke from yours? <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
 
djbomberman

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That's funny that a stick of 32MB of ram cost less than your newest auction.......that is a classic auction.....she should try adult friend finder.......bet she would be in heaven then......
 
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Blaine

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Originally posted by djbomberman:
<STRONG>she should try adult friend finder.......bet she would be in heaven then......</STRONG>
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Ha ha ha...excpet she doesn't WANT me to auction her email off.

She just realized that she has no choice in the matter.
 
djbomberman

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You'd probably get more bids if you had a pic of her........er.........maybe not? <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">
 
Daisuke Jigen

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Tht's pretty damn funny, but nothing can top the "Phone call from a monkey" from awhile back. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0">
 
Eric

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Well, I bid on this one.

Who needs Jay Leno's motorcycle when you can have the email address of a skanky ho? <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0">
 
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Question for seller:
Why only bidders from USA Blaine? Also just how fragile is her ego? Do you give me a list of things she feels vunerable about (example: she thinks she has a big nose or her tits are saggy?).
Also are her STD's treatable?
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Blaine

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Originally posted by SUPERNAUT:
<STRONG>Question for seller:
Why only bidders from USA Blaine? Also just how fragile is her ego? Do you give me a list of things she feels vunerable about (example: she thinks she has a big nose or her tits are saggy?).
Also are her STD's treatable?
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ha ha ha.

I accept all bidders. I guess I just forgot to change the shipping.

The STD's? I don't know. Anything is possible...God Bless Penacillin(sp?)

Just point out to her that her boyfriend fucked up her life...or mention that she had an affair with one of our teachers and got him fired.
 
Eric

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Originally posted by Blaine:
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ha ha ha.

I accept all bidders. I guess I just forgot to change the shipping.

The STD's? I don't know. Anything is possible...God Bless Penacillin(sp?)

Just point out to her that her boyfriend fucked up her life...or mention that she had an affair with one of our teachers and got him fired.</STRONG>
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Only one?

Oh, and unfortunately I am no longer winning this auction.. <IMG SRC="smilies/crying.gif" border="0">
Damn you Kaedes Blade!

On the plus side I did bid a couple times on Joe's Gamecube auction until I stopped at $100.
 
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DANG!!! Glenn is a wuss is out bidding me!!! Damn you!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

This easy STD riddled girl will be mine!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

Hey Blaine if I bid the full $20 will you throw in a bag of jolly ranchers?
 
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Blaine

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Originally posted by SUPERNAUT:
<STRONG>DANG!!! Glenn is a wuss is out bidding me!!! Damn you!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

This easy STD riddled girl will be mine!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

Hey Blaine if I bid the full $20 will you throw in a bag of jolly ranchers?</STRONG>
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Consider it done.
 
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Blaine

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Originally posted by Nimbus:
<STRONG>can I trade you for my 3 Count Bout MVS?</STRONG>
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Hell yea. You win the auction and if it's less than $20 I'll swap you even <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">.
 
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Blaine

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Uh-Oh!

3 Days left <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Watch out for SNIpers!
 
aria

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What, no "Buy-it-Now"?

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aria

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Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen:
<STRONG>Tht's pretty damn funny, but nothing can top the "Phone call from a monkey" from awhile back. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
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nothing will ever top that <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 
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