Ultra KICK ASS SPOILERS: Episode II trailer exposed!

Daisuke Jigen

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I stayed up all night to download this, and OH MY FUCKING GOD!

If you ever said to yourself: "there is no way GL could make up for TPMs shittyness"

you are dead wrong.

4 Mandalorian warriors?

A Braveheart-esque lightsaber battle int he rain?

Yoda?

Natalie Portman with a lightsaber?

C-3po in his gold shit?

only 1/2 a second of Jar Jar stinks?

Jabbbas palace?

Slave one space battle?

That Darth Vader breathing?

I'mm gonna go see Monsters Inc just to see it on the big screen!
 
Daisuke Jigen

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Originally posted by Rade Kuruc:
<STRONG>Who's Anakins Father?</STRONG>
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Midichlorians! He's a force jesus. <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">
 
NeoDragoN

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You talkin about the proper one or the one that was released ages ago on theforce.net!! it was fake but was damn good!!
 
aria

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I saw Monsters Inc. I saw the trailer...

And the entire theater, including me, let out a collective sigh of

"That was it?"

Maybe I was just expecting too much, maybe I'm just too bitter about Jar-Jar (he wasn't in the trailer, but he's supposed to be in the movie). It just didn't get me that riled up.
 
aria

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Originally posted by endgamer:
<STRONG>You's guys need to lighten up. Always being so critical...</STRONG>
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And this guy right here, he's just sucks... no style... I'll give him a 3/10, at best a 3.5

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UHHH WOW!!

star wars was maybe cool back in 77 but that shit is mad gay now......

i bet ya gaysuke sacky gonna stand in line for 3 days in his yoda outfit,with his light sabre in his hand praisein the force...
 
Daisuke Jigen

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Originally posted by DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL:
<STRONG>UHHH WOW!!

star wars was maybe cool back in 77 but that shit is mad gay now......

i bet ya gaysuke sacky gonna stand in line for 3 days in his yoda outfit,with his light sabre in his hand praisein the force...</STRONG>
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Nah, I only cut one day of school back for episode one, and I spent the day across the hall from the theatre playing Time Crisis and SanSho at Aladdins Castle.
 
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Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen:
<STRONG>I stayed up all night to download this, and OH MY FUCKING GOD!

If you ever said to yourself: "there is no way GL could make up for TPMs shittyness"

you are dead wrong.

4 Mandalorian warriors?

A Braveheart-esque lightsaber battle int he rain?

Yoda?

Natalie Portman with a lightsaber?

C-3po in his gold shit?

only 1/2 a second of Jar Jar stinks?

Jabbbas palace?

Slave one space battle?

That Darth Vader breathing?

I'mm gonna go see Monsters Inc just to see it on the big screen!</STRONG>
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LOL. That is the fake homemade trailer that came out this summer. It's not real. The reason the battle looks "Braveheart-esque" is because it is a scene from Braveheart with lightsabers digitaly added in. The shot of Christopher Walken is from The Prophecy. And when the words explode to say Episode II, that is the explosion from the Armeggeddon title. All of those scenes are either computer faked, or peiced together from other movies. LOL, that shot of Anakin screaming in the rain, that is from his WB show. Go see Monsters Inc. if you want to see the real trailer. It's not that good, but at least it's real.
 
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If you're all going to rip on Star Wars, at least rip on the correct trailer.
http://www.apple.com/trailers

Yes Apple is trying to charge $$$ for the largest file size. Yes the fans are pissed. Also if you want to keep the file after viewing, you need to power cycle your machine and look in the user's temp directory.

My take? I'm not sure the teaser worked out that well, but I'm not pessimistic about the movie. The greatest Star Wars scenes, past and present, are fusions of spectacular visuals, sounds, and music. 2/3 of the equation is missing from the teaser.
 
Daisuke Jigen

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Originally posted by rstreck:
<STRONG>LOL. That is the fake homemade trailer that came out this summer. It's not real. The reason the battle looks "Braveheart-esque" is because it is a scene from Braveheart with lightsabers digitaly added in. The shot of Christopher Walken is from The Prophecy. And when the words explode to say Episode II, that is the explosion from the Armeggeddon title. All of those scenes are either computer faked, or peiced together from other movies. LOL, that shot of Anakin screaming in the rain, that is from his WB show. Go see Monsters Inc. if you want to see the real trailer. It's not that good, but at least it's real.</STRONG>
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Mother fucker. Stupid ass fake shit. At least I played THPS3 while I waited.

I would'nt go see monsters Inc, even for free. <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">
 
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