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neobuyer
01-03-2018, 01:42 AM
Surreal and awesome... haha heheh :very_ang:

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2018 is going to be a great year.

And an entertaining one as well.

Mr Bakaboy
01-03-2018, 05:57 AM
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Evil Wasabi
01-03-2018, 07:14 AM
Two man childs bragging about their nuclear buttons. Neither has such button.

LoneSage
01-03-2018, 07:49 AM
He tweeted that to distract from this: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/02/opinion/republicans-investigation-fusion-gps.html

tl;dr - Trump has been laundering Russian money via Deutsche Bank for a long time and there was a mole in Trump's camp giving info to the feds.

sparksterz
01-03-2018, 08:27 AM
He tweeted that to distract from this: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/02/opinion/republicans-investigation-fusion-gps.html

tl;dr - Trump has been laundering Russian money via Deutsche Bank for a long time and there was a mole in Trump's camp giving info to the feds.

Not like he'll be held accountable for it unfortunately...

Taiso
01-03-2018, 10:31 AM
Thank goodness he has such large hands to push that bigger button with.

Tripredacus
01-03-2018, 12:56 PM
It would have been much better if he said "I don't have a button, I've got a lever" or something like that. Then today people would just be making dick jokes.

Evil Wasabi
01-03-2018, 08:01 PM
Small hands make buttons look bigger.

lachlan
01-03-2018, 08:03 PM
Such eloquence!

wyo
01-03-2018, 08:34 PM
Why is he capitalizing "Nuclear Button"?

fakeXsound
01-03-2018, 10:02 PM
Why is he capitalizing "Nuclear Button"?

Because he has a first-grade equivalency -- err, wait, I forgot. His IQ "is one of the highest. And [we] all know it!"

Tripredacus
01-04-2018, 12:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5es0NNtSNCU

oliverclaude
01-04-2018, 12:44 PM
The Curious Case of Donald's Button: how can he be sure, that it does work, if he didn't try it out yet?

Evil Wasabi
01-04-2018, 12:49 PM
The Curious Case of Donald's Button: how can he be sure, that it does work, if he didn't try it out yet?

If you test it, you wonít know if youíre alive anymore. If you want to stay alive you canít test it.

MySoberCompanion
01-05-2018, 05:16 AM
The Curious Case of Donald's Button: how can he be sure, that it does work, if he didn't try it out yet?

Because is a Sanwa button, Kim has a cheap NK clone.

lachlan
01-05-2018, 08:36 AM
Because is a Sanwa button, Kim has a cheap NK clone.

If it was a Sanwa it would've already been pressed, only takes a slight breeze or a loud fart from that fatass in office to set it off.

oliverclaude
01-05-2018, 10:09 AM
Well, anyway, the biggest button has Putin. It's as big as Mount Cheget in Kabardino-Balkaria and Mount Kazbek in the Caucasus put together. And by the way, it's black, not red, figuratively meaning the complete absorption of visible light -- after being pushed. Just a nice Russian shenanigan, I guess.

Mr Bakaboy
01-06-2018, 04:52 AM
And by the way, it's black, not red, figuratively meaning the complete absorption of visible light

You know what I always wondered if a country would be dumb enough to develop a black hole bomb. Putin seems like that kind of guy.

oliverclaude
01-06-2018, 05:17 AM
There's a groovy Black Hole Bomb in ASOII and the Neo-Geo pad controller has one damn hot red button.