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neobuyer
10-28-2017, 09:14 PM
This isn't a joke thread, no bullshit- There is a squadron of either drone or manned aircraft circling above the area where I live around 10-12 PM and later every night of the week as far as I can tell.

I am not the only one who sees them, my neighbors do too after I point them out to them.

There is news that LAPD will 'soon' test drones (the drone they show in the news story is tiny- what is up above my neighborhood is comparable to a helicopter.)

Wanted to start this thread. I will put up video as I take it with my iPad.

Again- I am not kidding.

LoneSage
10-28-2017, 09:38 PM
k

NeoCverA
10-28-2017, 10:09 PM
How about some video in 2017?

egg_sanwich
10-28-2017, 10:35 PM
"Local nerds/drone enthusiasts scare neighborhood"

I see the headlines already.

mjmjr25
10-28-2017, 11:10 PM
I'm glued.

refresh, refresh, refresh...

Dr Shroom
10-29-2017, 07:20 AM
This isn't a joke thread, no bullshit- There is a squadron of either drone or manned aircraft circling above the area where I live around 10-12 PM and later every night of the week as far as I can tell.

I am not the only one who sees them, my neighbors do too after I point them out to them.

There is news that LAPD will 'soon' test drones (the drone they show in the news story is tiny- what is up above my neighborhood is comparable to a helicopter.)

Wanted to start this thread. I will put up video as I take it with my iPad.

Again- I am not kidding.

they're coming to get you, barbara...

sr20det510
10-29-2017, 12:20 PM
UFOs?

SML
10-29-2017, 12:38 PM
UFOs?

China?

Geekman1222
10-29-2017, 04:43 PM
Japan found out about your imports
"For use in japan only"
HIDE!

Evil Wasabi
10-29-2017, 04:56 PM
Chinese personal transport drones?

neobuyer
10-29-2017, 09:10 PM
OK, tonight- I am going to go outside before I take my dog out and take footage of them. It's 7:08 as I type. So by maybe 11pm PST I should be able to put it on Youtube.


https://youtu.be/yb9LAsKiJCY

NOTHING, it was too cloudy and the drones weren't there for the first night since I have gone out and looked.

I will take a video every night until I get them.

lachlan
10-30-2017, 04:55 AM
They are mine and I am watching you, hows it feel?

Poppy
10-30-2017, 01:05 PM
But, in your video you don't sound like you're on meth...

I'm having trouble reconciling this thread with the video

SML
10-30-2017, 05:18 PM
https://youtu.be/yb9LAsKiJCY

I follow Townsend's too.

Dr Shroom
10-30-2017, 08:05 PM
But, in your video you don't sound like you're on meth...

I'm having trouble reconciling this thread with the video

meth comes later to numb down the paranoia

Geekman1222
10-30-2017, 10:27 PM
Man I bet they are hiding behind a tree or something...
I thought the comment at the end about where your car was located was unnecessary to the stories plot. Cant wait for episode 2!

hehe :keke:

neobuyer
10-31-2017, 12:40 AM
Ok this is actually the REAL first video I took. My Dad and some neighbors walking by are all looking at the huge helicoptor-like drones:


https://youtu.be/5jBkqWL3mCQ

Rot
10-31-2017, 02:22 AM
Ok this is actually the REAL first video I took. My Dad and some neighbors walking by are all looking at the huge helicoptor-like drones:


https://youtu.be/5jBkqWL3mCQ

Those 3 dudes are like thinking.... "fuck... I'm drunk... it's late... I just don't just don't need this shit man.."...

xROTx

neobuyer
11-04-2017, 01:06 AM
OK- Latest Episode:


https://youtu.be/KNy7H1ogKLI

lachlan
11-04-2017, 04:43 AM
Neighbourhood Watch here gives us a shitty quality video of a planes lights in the night sky but won't zoom because it'll prove it's a plane. Are you alright man? this is getting a little strange.

LoneSage
11-04-2017, 06:24 AM
Neighbourhood Watch here gives us a shitty quality video of a planes lights in the night sky but won't zoom because it'll prove it's a plane. Are you alright man? this is getting a little strange.

He was always a little off and thought he was the smartest guy in the room. But he has really started to unravel this past year. neobuyer's descent into insanity just might be the spark this forum needs.

lachlan
11-04-2017, 09:17 AM
He was always a little off and thought he was the smartest guy in the room. But he has really started to unravel this past year. neobuyer's descent into insanity just might be the spark this forum needs.

He sounds sane but I've heard that tone before from crazy persons. See when you're out filming the lights in the night sky it's a sign you're a bit weird, when it starts getting you angry and you're calling them names like 'drone' you're becoming insane. I would argue in the next 10 years neobuyer will be locked up in a mental institution and these drones will be in his food. He will swear by it.

Poppy
11-04-2017, 01:57 PM
these drones will be in his food. He will swear by it.

Tiny little oatmeal (porridge?) drone submarines.

SML
11-05-2017, 04:53 PM
Tiny little oatmeal (porridge?) drone submarines.

State Govt. DRONES swimming up my urethra.

Geekman1222
11-05-2017, 05:27 PM
Apparently this topic is on fire now... LOL

Ill umm see my self out

StevenK
11-05-2017, 05:41 PM
Does neobuyer happen to live close to an airport by any chance?

neobuyer
11-05-2017, 10:05 PM
He was always a little off and thought he was the smartest guy in the room. But he has really started to unravel this past year. neobuyer's descent into insanity just might be the spark this forum needs.

I have always been a lot ON, and I am the smartest guy in your room Sage and everywhere else. It's been my fucking curse in life.

I am the anti-Kid Apex and the Anti-Wizkid.

When I was in the fifth grade, upwards of 20 other fifth graders surrounded me like I was Frankenstein's monster, so they could all beat me up at once. I took a thrashing, didn't stay down long and ran back home sad and confused. I would psychologically toy with the kids in my class. On Valentines Day I would make subtle alterations to the cards with my pen- a kid who had a reputation for crying got a Valentine with the little animals eyes shedding tears. I was a Damien Omen-Child monster as a kid. I reversed all of that mean bullshit in my middle teens. I dropped out of school at the beginning of the 8th grade, got a GED just after my 16th birthday WITHOUT STUDYING AT ALL, and that was the end of my formal education. I am an Autodidact and a Polymath, look those words up Sage, this is how I can flame anyone into oblivion if I want to.

So- if you guys want me to continue trying to film the drone-a-palooza over the East Whittier and La Mirada, CA area: Stop saying I'm going insane or that I'm 'losing it' or whatever- a couple of the miniscule minded morons in this thread have already pissed me off.

Oh, and no- I live very far away from all Southern California airports except for the tiny Fullerton airport/flying school. Where I live is far from freeways. Think about that. Where I live is 'high ground', meaning you can see the entire Los Angeles Basin from certain points here.

Thanks for reading.

RyoGeo
11-05-2017, 11:14 PM
:scratch:

This sounds like an r/iamverysmart (https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/) post.

madman
11-05-2017, 11:39 PM
When I was in the fifth grade, upwards of 20 other fifth graders surrounded me like I was Frankenstein's monster, so they could all beat me up at once.
This is the only believable thing you've written here.

Jibbajaba
11-05-2017, 11:40 PM
Why don't you just make an account on Nextdoor and ask people? For all you know, there's a drone enthusiast club in your area.

StevenK
11-06-2017, 03:01 AM
Why don't you just make an account on Nextdoor and ask people? For all you know, there's a drone enthusiast club in your area.

Or some planes

lachlan
11-06-2017, 03:11 AM
Stop saying I'm going insane or that I'm 'losing it' or whatever



You're going insane and losing it, that is clear.

oliverclaude
11-06-2017, 03:31 AM
Somebody who seriously titles himself 'polymath', immediately looses the demand to be one. Just a thought...

LoneSage
11-06-2017, 05:06 AM
I have always been a lot ON, and I am the smartest guy in your room Sage and everywhere else. It's been my fucking curse in life.

I am the anti-Kid Apex and the Anti-Wizkid.

When I was in the fifth grade, upwards of 20 other fifth graders surrounded me like I was Frankenstein's monster, so they could all beat me up at once. I took a thrashing, didn't stay down long and ran back home sad and confused. I would psychologically toy with the kids in my class. On Valentines Day I would make subtle alterations to the cards with my pen- a kid who had a reputation for crying got a Valentine with the little animals eyes shedding tears. I was a Damien Omen-Child monster as a kid. I reversed all of that mean bullshit in my middle teens. I dropped out of school at the beginning of the 8th grade, got a GED just after my 16th birthday WITHOUT STUDYING AT ALL, and that was the end of my formal education. I am an Autodidact and a Polymath, look those words up Sage, this is how I can flame anyone into oblivion if I want to.

So- if you guys want me to continue trying to film the drone-a-palooza over the East Whittier and La Mirada, CA area: Stop saying I'm going insane or that I'm 'losing it' or whatever- a couple of the miniscule minded morons in this thread have already pissed me off.

Oh, and no- I live very far away from all Southern California airports except for the tiny Fullerton airport/flying school. Where I live is far from freeways. Think about that. Where I live is 'high ground', meaning you can see the entire Los Angeles Basin from certain points here.

Thanks for reading.

oof ouch owie

neobuyer
11-06-2017, 06:36 PM
This is the only believable thing you've written here.

I wish it WAS something I am making up, madman.

This literally happened to me in grade school.

StevenK
11-06-2017, 06:51 PM
Did you send your male classmates valentines cards?

gum_drops
11-06-2017, 06:55 PM
No new videos?

LoneSage
11-06-2017, 10:22 PM
I wish it WAS something I am making up, madman.

This literally happened to me in grade school.

Things are starting to make more sense that you dropped out of school and got your GED without studying, and that somehow makes you think you're smart.

And then giving us a story about something you did in elementary school to prove you're smart.

Just saying, but people who feel the need to proclaim they're smart usually aren't. Just average.

Jibbajaba
11-07-2017, 01:07 AM
Things are starting to make more sense that you dropped out of school and got your GED without studying, and that somehow makes you think you're smart.

And then giving us a story about something you did in elementary school to prove you're smart.

Just saying, but people who feel the need to proclaim they're smart usually aren't. Just average.

I had a good friend in high school who sounded like that. Was too smart to be there, and then after graduation refused to go to college because "why should I take classes to learn things I already know?" So while I was getting a degree, he didn't do shit and lived off an inheritance that his grandparents gave him even though they weren't dead yet (and he still lived at home). We lost touch, but last I heard he had a business cleaning cat piss out of people's carpets and his wife was a professional house-sitter. But hey, at least he didn't waste his time getting the college education that his grandparents would have paid for. :thevt:

Geekman1222
11-07-2017, 06:06 AM
No new videos?

Yeah where is our exciting conclusions .... this wait for the next episode is killing me :keke:

neobuyer
11-09-2017, 07:45 PM
I went out just as dusk started to set in, it was still light out. The drones are up there all the time from what I can gather. I saw one mimicking an airplane, with a loud airplane sound coming from speakers. It after a 20 seconds or so and went back to hovering and making a thrumming sound.

I also just spoke with 2 of my neighbors and alerted them to the drones. My neighbor across the street assumed they were airplanes and making their approach to LAX- but LAX is 25.9 miles from here. These drones are VERY cleverly made, they can imitate airplanes with light and sound, as well as helicopters. They can imitate street lamps or any other kind of light we are used to seeing here. Most people don't look up at the sky and wonder about it, they are too busy with their lives. But once I point the drones out- they can instantly see them for what they are and they become quite concerned about what's flying around over their neighborhood.

Once I get my hands on a video camera with a serious military-grade lens on it, then we should know what we're dealing with. Really expensive shit though, but I have to get to the bottom of this, it's in my nature.

neobuyer
11-09-2017, 07:52 PM
https://youtu.be/YZ798Y3exr8

Jibbajaba
11-09-2017, 08:31 PM
I went out just as dusk started to set in, it was still light out. The drones are up there all the time from what I can gather. I saw one mimicking an airplane, with a loud airplane sound coming from speakers. It after a 20 seconds or so and went back to hovering and making a thrumming sound.

I also just spoke with 2 of my neighbors and alerted them to the drones. My neighbor across the street assumed they were airplanes and making their approach to LAX- but LAX is 25.9 miles from here. These drones are VERY cleverly made, they can imitate airplanes with light and sound, as well as helicopters. They can imitate street lamps or any other kind of light we are used to seeing here. Most people don't look up at the sky and wonder about it, they are too busy with their lives. But once I point the drones out- they can instantly see them for what they are and they become quite concerned about what's flying around over their neighborhood.

Once I get my hands on a video camera with a serious military-grade lens on it, then we should know what we're dealing with. Really expensive shit though, but I have to get to the bottom of this, it's in my nature.

Is this a parody thread and I just don't get the joke? This post isn't even good-quality trolling. This is like something that xorthen would post if he was unsuccessfully trying to be funny.

Geekman1222
11-09-2017, 08:51 PM
UFO's or Drones?
Now they are mimicking our mass transit dear god its worse than i thought!!!

https://i.imgur.com/1oDbxSJ.jpg

lachlan
11-10-2017, 06:23 AM
Is this a parody thread and I just don't get the joke? This post isn't even good-quality trolling. This is like something that xorthen would post if he was unsuccessfully trying to be funny.

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck then it's probably a fucking duck.

Never go full fruitcake

xsq
11-10-2017, 03:43 PM
when I moved into my first flat here in muenster, luckily the girl from next door warned me about one of the neighbors. He would always come up to other residents he met and tell them how he was systematically tortured by the government with microwaves. The only way to make him stop was to tell him you believed him and that you'd keep an eye out. If you told him he should seek help (or flat out say he was insane) he would flip and assume you were an agent - he'd put your name on a list he posted to his blog, along with any other info he could find out (stalking included)... well, about three weeks after I moved in he was arrested for assaulting someone on the premises, never saw him again after that (heard he was institutionalized in a mental hospital, some relatives convinced him he was saver there or something)... MAYBE THOSE MICROWAVES WERE REAL AFTER ALL!

StevenK
11-10-2017, 04:22 PM
when I moved into my first flat here in muenster, luckily the girl from next door warned me about one of the neighbors. He would always come up to other residents he met and tell them how he was systematically tortured by the government with microwaves. The only way to make him stop was to tell him you believed him and that you'd keep an eye out. If you told him he should seek help (or flat out say he was insane) he would flip and assume you were an agent - he'd put your name on a list he posted to his blog, along with any other info he could find out (stalking included)... well, about three weeks after I moved in he was arrested for assaulting someone on the premises, never saw him again after that (heard he was institutionalized in a mental hospital, some relatives convinced him he was saver there or something)... MAYBE THOSE MICROWAVES WERE REAL AFTER ALL!

OR......

He moved to Fullerton, California, and started buying neo.

lachlan
11-10-2017, 05:42 PM
OR......

He moved to Fullerton, California, and started buying neo.

:lolz:

neobuyer
11-10-2017, 08:27 PM
The last three of you assholes- two Prancing Ponces from the UK and a Teutonic Twat from Germany just clinched it.

Thread closed.

Jibbajaba
11-10-2017, 10:16 PM
The last three of you assholes- two Prancing Ponces from the UK and a Teutonic Twat from Germany just clinched it.

Thread closed.

Hey what the fuck? Me and lachlan don't get any fucking credit?

CORY
11-10-2017, 10:17 PM
This thread needs moar tits.

http://i.imgur.com/49vVU.gif

gum_drops
11-11-2017, 12:49 AM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

xsq
11-11-2017, 01:33 AM
The last three of you assholes- two Prancing Ponces from the UK and a Teutonic Twat from Germany just clinched it.
That insult really hurt me. As did the "closing" of this thread. You must be übermenschlich smart, I won't ever mess with you again. :help:

Fuzzytaco
11-11-2017, 02:03 AM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

I don't see how it could be any other way.

lachlan
11-11-2017, 02:41 AM
I don't see how it could be any other way.

Agreed.

Can't believe Jibbs and I didn't get any love, I'm outraged... unless that is he thinks I'm from the UK.

StevenK
11-11-2017, 03:38 AM
The last three of you assholes- two Prancing Ponces from the UK and a Teutonic Twat from Germany just clinched it.

Thread closed.

Damn, guess we'll never get to the bottom of this mystery now (it was planes)

Jibbajaba
11-12-2017, 04:20 PM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

I'm either at 1,2,4,3 or 2,1,4,3. From left to right, the first chick seems like she *could* be fun, or she could be all show and no go. The second chick just seems like she's down for anything and everything. Chick 3 looks like a tranny with bolt-ons, and chick 4 looks like she just joined in with the other three on a dare because she had one too many bottles of Blue Moon, and this is the "naughty" college story she'll be telling her girlfriends for the next 25 years.

Geekman1222
11-12-2017, 07:35 PM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

2, 4, 1, 3 for me :keke:

LoneSage
11-12-2017, 08:06 PM
That insult really hurt me. As did the "closing" of this thread. You must be übermenschlich smart, I won't ever mess with you again. :help:

Good call. One time, in elementary school, he bullied a kid. That same kid still has nightmares about it 30+ years later.

xsq
11-13-2017, 10:20 AM
Good call. One time, in elementary school, he bullied a kid. That same kid still has nightmares about it 30+ years later.
neobuyer>Bibliophile. that's how hardcore he is.

lithy
11-14-2017, 08:36 AM
4,1,2,X,3

lachlan
11-14-2017, 02:44 PM
4,1,2,X,3

https://media.giphy.com/media/llKJGxQ1ESmac/giphy.gif

Real funny

Poppy
11-14-2017, 10:54 PM
Thread not closed

neobuyer
11-15-2017, 05:46 PM
Thread not closed

What do I have to do to close it? Message a Mod?

neobuyer
11-15-2017, 05:48 PM
That insult really hurt me. As did the "closing" of this thread. You must be übermenschlich smart, I won't ever mess with you again. :help:

Alright, I'm sorry xsq, I apologize. If I could go back in time, I wouldn't type that again.

Jibbajaba
11-15-2017, 08:14 PM
What do I have to do to close it? Message a Mod?

Yeah, just shoot Rot a PM and he'll lock it down for you. He's cool like that.

SML
11-15-2017, 09:35 PM
Good call. One time, in elementary school, he bullied a kid. That same kid still has nightmares about it 30+ years later.

neobuyer, didn't you have your birthday listed before?

Related: did you already have your GED 30 years ago?

LoneSage
11-16-2017, 04:15 AM
What do I have to do to close it? Message a Mod?

neobuyer real talk, are you hopped up on Oxycontin or something? You can tell us. We are all friends here.

lachlan
11-16-2017, 04:53 AM
Yeah, just shoot Rot a PM and he'll lock it down for you. He's cool like that.

This works 100%.

Poppy
11-16-2017, 07:35 AM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

2, 3, 4, 1

You savage

xsq
11-17-2017, 12:36 PM
Alright, I'm sorry xsq, I apologize. If I could go back in time, I wouldn't type that again. lolwhut? I just lost all respect for you.
Weakling.

xorthen
11-17-2017, 09:34 PM
America is the new battlezone. This is just great. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

neobuyer
11-19-2017, 03:30 AM
I PM'd Rot yesterday.

On a side note: My next door neighbors had their relatives from out of state over tonight, and they were shooting roman candles at the drones. They were all high and drunk, I thought it was hilarious.

Karou
11-19-2017, 08:04 AM
''now I can see all kinds of things-I mean it really is ridiculous!''

:-J

thoughts??? microwave rays or what you fred of?? they just help stabilize the atmosphere modifying compounds!! they are gud fer u:cool:

StevenK
11-19-2017, 12:50 PM
I PM'd Rot yesterday.

On a side note: My next door neighbors had their relatives from out of state over tonight, and they were shooting roman candles at the drones. They were all high and drunk, I thought it was hilarious.

Wonder if they flew in by drone and landed at the nearest droneport

neobuyer
11-19-2017, 01:03 PM
Wonder if they flew in by drone and landed at the nearest droneport

Probably the droneport, or DPX as we Angelinos like to call it. :loco:

Geekman1222
11-19-2017, 05:01 PM
maybe its your neighbors fucking with you :keke:

neobuyer
12-02-2017, 08:35 PM
So why isn't this thread closed, ROT?

Jibbajaba
12-02-2017, 09:39 PM
So why isn't this thread closed, ROT?

Did you PM him?

Kid Panda
12-02-2017, 11:35 PM
https://www.engadget.com/2017/11/30/homeland-security-claims-dji-drones-spying-china/


47715

Rot
12-03-2017, 03:23 AM
So why isn't this thread closed, ROT?

We do not close threads on demand unless it is required... You should know this by now...


Did you PM him?

He surely did...

xROTx

PS. You create a thread... you own it...

We aint your personal therapists here man...

Evil Wasabi
12-03-2017, 08:29 AM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

I can do that. 3 is the weakest link, but probably also the nastiest, which has great value sometimes.

Poppy
12-03-2017, 12:01 PM
2, 3, 4, 1

You savage

Just realized I had it backwards. 4, 1, 2, 3

That's the definitive

neobuyer
12-04-2017, 01:07 AM
About 5 nights ago one of these "AIRPLANES" flew the lowest I have ever seen and directly over my head.

I finally saw the body of it with my own two eyes. It's one of those "AIRPLANES" whose wings end in circular turbofans.

I did a drawing of it right after I saw it.

But am I going to show any of you assholes?

I'll think about it.

And Rot- how about just replying to the PM like Takumaji would do, huh? Would it fucking kill you to do so?

Rot
12-04-2017, 01:19 AM
And Rot- how about just replying to the PM like Takumaji would do, huh? Would it fucking kill you to do so?

Are you now complaining about my replies?

Exactly, what is the issue?

The fact that I even use ellipses in a PM? Or the fact that I said No?

Yours Sincerely.

Mr Rot Phung Te.

LoneSage
12-04-2017, 02:04 AM
About 5 nights ago one of these "AIRPLANES" flew the lowest I have ever seen and directly over my head.

I finally saw the body of it with my own two eyes. It's one of those "AIRPLANES" whose wings end in circular turbofans.

I did a drawing of it right after I saw it.

But am I going to show any of you assholes?

I'll think about it.

And Rot- how about just replying to the PM like Takumaji would do, huh? Would it fucking kill you to do so?

Careful Ned, Careful.

lachlan
12-05-2017, 05:44 AM
Careful Ned, Careful.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6MbbdcmK4FPrzUnm/giphy.gif

radiantsvgun
12-05-2017, 04:48 PM
General consensus on the fuck order being 1,4,2,3?

1,2,4,3 is also acceptable. Mainly 3 at the end.

StevenK
12-05-2017, 04:53 PM
1,2,4,3 is also acceptable. Manly 3 at the end.

fixed

neobuyer
12-10-2017, 07:27 PM
https://youtu.be/bcE-_mo7mWg

Jibbajaba
12-10-2017, 08:20 PM
Sure as fuck looks like a plane to me.

Morden
12-11-2017, 02:22 AM
https://youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU

Rot
12-11-2017, 05:23 AM
WELL... the irony of all of this is...

Neobuyer broke my balls to close this thread... and now I find he bumps it himself...

It's all very disconcerting...

xROTx

lachlan
12-11-2017, 02:44 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lSHIhbEjPKESOc/giphy.gif

SpamYouToDeath
12-11-2017, 10:19 PM
WELL... the irony of all of this is...

Neobuyer broke my balls to close this thread... and now I find he bumps it himself...

It's all very disconcerting...

xROTx
Neobuyer's account is now operated by the bodysnatchers. Contact the alien resistance and let them know the containment has failed.

Geekman1222
12-11-2017, 10:23 PM
I for one welcome our new drone over lords :glee:

StevenK
12-17-2017, 01:42 AM
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/pentagon-says-used-investigate-ufos-doesnt-confirm-whether-013000405.html

These guys NEED your footage.

neobuyer
12-19-2017, 07:51 PM
Here is the recreation of the drawing I did in Photoshop:

47951

THEN

Finally the answer showed itself to me in the motherfucking news. The things over my neighborhood are Boeing Phantom Swifts:

47946479474794847949

Morden
12-20-2017, 11:39 AM
Here is the recreation of the drawing I did in Photoshop

Wait ... So that's a digital drawing, which is a recreation of another drawing you already did in Photoshop?

Damulta
12-20-2017, 12:40 PM
Haha all over air planes in the distance

Poppy
12-21-2017, 02:12 AM
Neobuyer has jumped the shark.

He had me all the way in to the Photoshop drawings.

Masterful troll. 11/10

oliverclaude
12-21-2017, 04:03 AM
Finally the answer showed itself to me...

...your psychosis also manifests itself in obsessively checking out your Casio, right?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-r42QIJKl0rY/TiMTkw2bAuI/AAAAAAAABLg/iq7LJWluP4U/s1600/blue-thunder-casio.jpg

Hint: As long as you won't do yoga naked like Lucinda Crosby, you should be safe ;).

neobuyer
12-22-2017, 08:50 PM
47984

lachlan
12-23-2017, 03:00 AM
Fuckin hell mate...

Rot
12-23-2017, 02:55 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-42465994/mysterious-lights-over-la-baffle-onlookers

This light turns into a Penis...

I view it as a sign concerning this thread and the Op...

xROTx

Jibbajaba
12-23-2017, 03:09 PM
47984


Is that taped to the wall inside the rural in cabin in which you're writing your manifesto?

Morden
12-23-2017, 05:37 PM
Is that taped to the wall inside the rural in cabin in which you're writing your manifesto?

It's so eerily close to the real thing, it had to be taped down on all four sides to not fly away.

Wasn't it Amazon that was supposed to have drone delivery, by the way? When is that going to happen?

neobuyer
12-23-2017, 08:06 PM
The last pic is the drawing I did on a post-it note just after the 'drone' flew directly over my head at a really low elevation. All I had handy was a pencil and post-it note pad once I got in the door. It has since been stuck to my monitor, taped to a sheet of opaque plastic to take a pic on, then thrown in the trash. I fished it out of my waste paper basket and re-took the photo last night 'cause I wasn't happy with the previous pic.

So it's like this:

The things flying all over my neighborhood and surrounding environs are not drones but Boeing Phantom Swift 'aircraft'.

They must be testing them in my area.

They have lights and LOUD speakers that enable them to mimic the look and sound of either an airplane or a helicopter, they make ambulance noises and police siren sounds as well.

I'll re-post the pics:

My Post-it drawing:
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My half-assed recreation:
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The Boeing Phantom Swift prototype:
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neobuyer
12-23-2017, 08:21 PM
When I said the answer 'revealed itself to me' I meant I was online and saw something that looked like this:

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The headline under the photo was something like "Boeing Unveils Secret New Plane".

And I put 2 and 2 together.

After looking this thing up and seeing the pics of the prototypes, etc.

The mystery was pretty much solved.

Poppy
12-23-2017, 09:57 PM
Amazing stuff

Geekman1222
01-27-2018, 10:01 PM
The plot thickens kiddos :-J