I want to piss and shit on Melania's and Ivanka's faces.

I want to piss all over Melania's sexy cougar face. I want to make it glisten with the shine of my golden shower. It would make her look even sexier.

I want to shit all over Ivanka's daddy-approved hot piece of ass face. I want to see the look of her face as my log comes down and covers her face. Then I'd smear my shit in her face with my buttcheeks.

The Donald doesn't have to feel left out. He can projectile vomit all over their pussies. Just like 2 girls 1 cup.

I kid you not I was eating hostess frosted donuts when I read this shit.

piss is OK but shit is not OK

especially taco bell shitz

I took the most perfect shit for Ivanka yesterday. It was very yam-shaped.