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chris1
08-20-2003, 10:49 PM
Give me the Best Ebay Negative Feedback sentence you can create.

Ebay only gives you so much room to leave feedback.
I need to cram the worst negative feedback I can into a small sentence.
I get to leave two negatives for this person.
She decided not to pay for two of my auctions.

I emailed her 50 fkn times,with no response..
She did ask for a total after the auctions ended and that was it..
I called her residence,she answered...stupidly saying.."This is her"..then when I mentioned the auctions She said "oh let me check to see if she's home.."No,she's out"....WTF..
I bet her ass wasn't ready for that call,and I was nice.
I know she's not dead,just ignorant.
I left my number and I didn't get a call,So fk her..It's been 8 days after that call.

I'm tired of these non paying bidders. blow_top

I really want to give this lousy non paying Ebay buyer some nasty feedback.. :mad:

Help me cram the worst negative feedback that I can into one sentence that will fit the Feedback location.
Something Ebay will not remove.

I need a good laugh... help

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SSS
08-20-2003, 10:55 PM
"Instead of paying for my auctions, she used the money to buy a vat of monistat to combat a massive yeast infection"

<small>[ August 20, 2003, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: SamuraiShodownSensei ]</small>

chris1
08-20-2003, 10:57 PM
SamuraiShodownSensei:
"Instead of paying for my auctions, she used the money to buy a vat of monistat to combat a massive yeast infection" tickled tickled lol tickled

das roker
08-21-2003, 12:07 AM
I'd be leary about leaving feedback in the first place. Many times you'll get stuck with counter negative feedback stating the opposite of your accusations. I've seen it happen many times. In fact there's some vicious users that will give you a negative feedback if you leave them a neautral feedback.

But this might be fun, so:

"She threatened me, and tried to extort money."

That'd scare some people.

MegaDrive20XX
08-21-2003, 12:12 AM
"Stay away from this bitch like a razor toothed whore beckoning to Sailors coming on shore leave, put your shit out for her and you'll pay for it dearly."

How's that?

MD20XX / Storm Rider

<small>[ August 20, 2003, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: MegaDrive 20XX ]</small>

BoriquaSNK
08-21-2003, 12:38 AM
"Her real name is Japhei."

Kid Aphex
08-21-2003, 02:39 AM
"this man actually came to my house and threatened my family; please stay away"

chris1
08-21-2003, 02:48 AM
tickled tickled

BlackSpy
08-21-2003, 03:07 AM
You better check on defamation rules around this!

abdul
08-21-2003, 03:12 AM
this man torturs baby rabbits in his basement, do not deal with!!!1

Electroman
08-21-2003, 04:06 PM
the roker:
I'd be leary about leaving feedback in the first place. Many times you'll get stuck with counter negative feedback stating the opposite of your accusations. I've seen it happen many times. In fact there's some vicious users that will give you a negative feedback if you leave them a neautral feedback.
I agree. I have left negative feedback only once, and that was after he had already left me feedback.

Worse comes to worst, you can always comment on a counterfeedback.

KahluaFlash
08-21-2003, 04:35 PM
"Never paid. Would offer ebay for dummies book but probably wouldn't pay for that either"

chris1
08-21-2003, 04:54 PM
tickled
This is great,the responces I'm getting are hilarious.

I was thinking how about a neutral..
Saying..
Doesn't pay for auctions but She,
"Gives Great Head" Call(Phone Number)

Whew,..Ebay would throw me right out.. buttrock tickled

CrackerMessiah
08-22-2003, 01:17 AM
"Bidder suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder; one personality won auction, other won't pay."

I do my best work on an empty stomach.

Allien133
08-22-2003, 01:37 AM
SonGohan:
"Never paid. Would offer ebay for dummies book but probably wouldn't pay for that either" Thats great, i might have to use that one day tickled tickled tickled

Chris1, The blowjob one is a good too :D

edited
im too tired, and keep messing up :cool:

<small>[ August 22, 2003, 12:40 AM: Message edited by: Allien133 ]</small>

steveold
08-22-2003, 05:26 AM
I love SonGohan's! Damn that was a good one. To the point, rude but rude in the right kind of way you'd want it to be.

Cracker's was good too.

BTW, here's some good advice. Mark your calender the day the auctions ended, and mark down 89 days later. As we know, eBay allows 90 days to leave feedback... ya feel me player? Now... wait for the 89th day and slap that bitch with some NEGS! When the bitch finds out, it's likely too late for HER to post YOU negative fb!

buttrock

the binary c0de
08-22-2003, 08:38 AM
Steve:


BTW, here's some good advice. Mark your calender the day the auctions ended, and mark down 89 days later. As we know, eBay allows 90 days to leave feedback... ya feel me player? Now... wait for the 89th day and slap that bitch with some NEGS! When the bitch finds out, it's likely too late for HER to post YOU negative fb!

buttrock You sir, are a genius. wink

chris1
08-22-2003, 06:24 PM
I just finally got to do a Final Value Fee credit...for both auctions..

Now my Fingers are itching to do her feedback in..
I'm very reasonable...but she just ignores me but bids on other shit..

John
08-22-2003, 11:54 PM
This user also goes by Kyokugen S. Wait, that's too obvious... K. Star. loco

MVS-AES PLAYER
08-23-2003, 12:45 AM
BEWARE!!!! MASSIVE MEAT TAKER!!!!ONLY BUYS MEAT!

WakuWaku7
08-25-2003, 05:15 PM
CuntWhoreSlutFuckThisBitch!@#

mlloyd
08-27-2003, 06:44 AM
I might be too late, try this line 'She's a cunt'.

chris1
08-27-2003, 02:53 PM
mlloyd:
I might be too late, try this line 'She's a cunt'. Nope,it's not too late..I'm waiting the 90 days or so..to leave her a negative..So I don't get a retaliation Negative Feedback.

If I catch her bidding on stuff I warn the Sellers about her....

Keep them coming..I will use something written here.

Frame Gride 2
08-27-2003, 04:11 PM
omfg u have to find that guy on ebay that left like 1000s of positive feedback for deals he never did and they were all hilarious...

"I rode a donkey but she kicked me off"

"God Told me never to deal with you"

"Amazing Buyer... But No I Will Not Fuck you Mom for You!"

BlackSpy
08-27-2003, 04:37 PM
Something too negative makes you look bad to other people though, not the npb.

Still dead funny though.

chris1
08-27-2003, 05:07 PM
BlackSpy:
Something too negative makes you look bad to other people though, not the npb.

Still dead funny though. I agree with you BlackSpy,I won't be able to use the real nasty stuff..(But I would love too).

The responces I'm getting are funny as hell...I'm enjoying this topic..

Everytime I think about this woman and how she just basically said Fk You to me..it makes my blood boil and I really want to give her the worst feedback..
But your right BlackSpy,I really can't do it..

I'm going to put something together from the posts here that will be legitimate to write as feedback..