post your favourite SNK-Glish here!

I'll get the ball rolling. Samurai Showdown 2 intro :

Long, long ago there were a man who try to make his skill ultimate. Because of his bloody life it no accident that he were involved in the troubles.

and my favourite winning quote from my favourite girl Kasumi "The way of Todoh triumphs again! The martial arts, they kick!"


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'Die like your father. You Pin-headed son of an Ice-Cream maker.'

`Geese Howard to Terry Bogard Fatal Fury Special~

BonusKun

ah
way too many


this one's evergreen


COME BACK WHEN YOU GROW UP

KOF97 Hero Team Ending.
Goro Daimon...As leader of Japan's team, he recieved world reknown.

"If you die, it's yer fault"

Haohmaru - SS2-64

My favorite is one simple word from Sam Sho 4: "VICTOLY!!"
It doens't help much that the word is about 3 inches tall and in bright red in the middle of the screen so that even passers by look at the game funny. You would think that something like this would be very easy to catch by a translator, but I guess not.

Originally posted by Asmoday:
My favorite is one simple word from Sam Sho 4: "VICTOLY!!"
It doens't help much that the word is about 3 inches tall and in bright red in the middle of the screen so that even passers by look at the game funny. You would think that something like this would be very easy to catch by a translator, but I guess not.

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Good point. Maybe that is how the word "victory" sounds when loosly translated. This is kindof weird, but I like they way Master Barns shakes his finger and grunts when he does his taunt in Fire Suplex- it reminds me of just how big a meathead a lot of pro wrestlers are.

Hmmm
Ryo KOF 98: "Absoulte Karate. That's Kyokugen. And don't forget it, Dweebenheimer!"
"Weenie" also seems to be a common insult in all the KOF games

I would have to say Akari's saying... Keiko owari kai na, youwaaaaaa! Translation: Our match is over? , Weeeeaaaak

What a nice person! You kindly give the palm to such a crock.

dont make a fool of yourself

KILL YOU !

Don't forget "I wish I could tear him apart!" Boy, did they fuck up Billy's lines.

Terry Bogard and Robert Garcia ending standing on cliff:

Terry: I came as fast as i could!
Robert: Pervert!
Terry: No i mean comming here.
Robert: Oh.
Terry: Have you have yoked up that geese biotch?
Robert: Yes.
Terry: Yea! Now we can have peace.
Robert: Not so fast tightass. I still got a score to settle with my neo nemisis Rugal.
Terry: I see
Robert: Yea, i juiced Geese like greese and thru his faggit ass off this cliff - now this whole cliff is slippery as shit.
Terry: I see, but still is Geese dead?
Robert: Yea you fuck take a look at him down there all smashed like this bitch chrushed my nuts last night.
Terry: dam you did a number on hi..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Robert: Dickfuck! look out!!
((Terry slips and is hanging off this clif))
Terry: Help me you you Dumbfuck!!!
Robert: Grab my hand!!!
Terry: RRaRRRRMMMHMPHHHMMMMMM
Robert: Hey!!!!!! That not my hand!!!
Terry: Well reach down you Steven Sagal looking Bitch!!!!
Robert: Im trying you FUCK!!
((Robert pulls Terry off the cliff))
Terry: Thank you Thank you i owe you...
Robert: Yea yea Fuck you! You owe me a new dick. Dam!
Terry: WA? Wa Happend?
Robert: Well you hit a vein or something.
Terry: What about me? I almost died.
Robert: Would like being alive with a Limp dick?
Terry: True True. Hahahahahaahaha
Robert: Hahahahahahahah. Cmon let go look for Mai.
Terry: Yea cool bang bang time!
((They both walk off into the sunset looking for Mai))

Massiahz

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mai to andy= "andy i told you!!! you cant satisfy me like lord samhain,im sorry but my breasts and ass have needs too and only samhain is neo man enough to "fill" that void!! its over!!.......andy "weeps".......samhain sleeps good tonite..

Another one from from Samurai Shodown (lol)/Spirits 2.

"Now is time for all beginning!"

and some from Art of Fighting "

"Last Step. I'll kick every guy in this town"

"Fighting a guy with a weapon. I must use Haow -Ken!"

This one isn't SNK-Glish but we pissed out pants laughing anyway. It's from UN Squadron (capcom).

Bomb 2 - It is stronger than Bomb. Well duh

Lord Illicious, just where did you see that?

I think it was from Samurai Hoedown or Neo Assmasters.

I have a whole page devoted to various SNK English flubs. Check it out at UTNGM, url below. =)

Thanks,
Billkwando
http://www.undertheneogeomoon.com

Here are two of my favorite SNK-glish sayings:

"If I were you, I'd role over and play dead!" - Joe Higashi, KOF'96

"Billy Khan" ( Billy Kane's name as said by the announcer, gee I didn't know Billy was related to Genghis )- Fatal Fury 1