Metal Slug
Handheld Hitter,
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Yeah, I know its possibly not worthy of a thread, but I've been playing a lot of my handhelds over the last few days, and the Joystick of the NGPC is so much betterthan the rest!
I mean just SO MUCH better!
So, how come the others dont copy it?
I mean, they copies the format of the NGPC quickly enough!*Cough*GBA*cough*
Why stick with a D-Pad?
How 1980s is that?
Heres how I rate the Systems I own, controller wise.
And I take into account their age!
Atari Lynx. 7/10
In those dark NES and Master System filled days, the Lynx 1's controller was excellent! If slightly slippy.
GB Original. 6/10
Good for its time, but smaller than the Lynx's D-pad, making it more suited to kiddy paws.
Sega Gamegear. 7/10
An improvement, but could have been beter.
Sega Nomad. 8.5/10
Without doubt, as good as a D-pad gets!
Excellent.
GB Colour. 6/10
10 years and no improvment!
Neo Geo Pocket Colour. 9.5/10
Finally a joystick!
Perfectly formed miniature joystick, excellent "clicky" response. Wonderful! About time! We've suffered enough!
Would get a perfect score, if it wasn't a dust trap.
Wonderswan. 5.5/10
The brainchild of Gunpey! This guy gave us the Game & Watch, and The Game Boy!
So, WHY did he make the Wonderswans controller so fucking awful?
God only knows!
And I have to mention the Start and Sound buttons being on the bottom of the screen! Not to mention the D-pad being to close to it!
So you always end up with fingerprints on it!
Good system, Bad design!
But hell, Gunpey! We Loved Ya!
Game Boy Advance. 5/10
More of the same, and difficult to hold as well!
Unless you have the tiny hands of a Japanese 5 year old!
We need a bigger version for us clumsy westerners!
I mean just SO MUCH better!
So, how come the others dont copy it?
I mean, they copies the format of the NGPC quickly enough!*Cough*GBA*cough*
Why stick with a D-Pad?
How 1980s is that?
Heres how I rate the Systems I own, controller wise.
And I take into account their age!
Atari Lynx. 7/10
In those dark NES and Master System filled days, the Lynx 1's controller was excellent! If slightly slippy.
GB Original. 6/10
Good for its time, but smaller than the Lynx's D-pad, making it more suited to kiddy paws.
Sega Gamegear. 7/10
An improvement, but could have been beter.
Sega Nomad. 8.5/10
Without doubt, as good as a D-pad gets!
Excellent.
GB Colour. 6/10
10 years and no improvment!
Neo Geo Pocket Colour. 9.5/10
Finally a joystick!
Perfectly formed miniature joystick, excellent "clicky" response. Wonderful! About time! We've suffered enough!
Would get a perfect score, if it wasn't a dust trap.
Wonderswan. 5.5/10
The brainchild of Gunpey! This guy gave us the Game & Watch, and The Game Boy!
So, WHY did he make the Wonderswans controller so fucking awful?
God only knows!
And I have to mention the Start and Sound buttons being on the bottom of the screen! Not to mention the D-pad being to close to it!
So you always end up with fingerprints on it!
Good system, Bad design!
But hell, Gunpey! We Loved Ya!
Game Boy Advance. 5/10
More of the same, and difficult to hold as well!
Unless you have the tiny hands of a Japanese 5 year old!
We need a bigger version for us clumsy westerners!