KOF: The Movie: The Trailer: The Disaster

Taiso

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My regret is not being independantly wealthy enough to purchase SNK-P right now.
 

J. Max

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Oh...EPIC FAIL. Terry Bogard is a CIA Agent? WTF? Maybe he works with Guile from Street Fighter: The Movie.
 

Kazuki Dash

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Holy crap, this is so unimaginably awful that the motion picture academy will posthumously nominate "Street Fighter the Movie" for Best Picture Oscar.

I also love one of the comments:
if only they make a combo video movie of one hour and half instead of this shit

:loco:
 

LWK

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Oh, what is the point of even scrutinizing the bullshit anymore..
 

OMFG

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Oh...EPIC FAIL. Terry Bogard is a CIA Agent? WTF? Maybe he works with Guile from Street Fighter: The Movie.

I was thinking the same thing.


"Heyah Biasohn..."
 

aria

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But it is great to see SNK-P aiming directly for the straight-to-DVD market. Seems par for the course.

I was thinking the same thing.


"Heyah Biasohn..."



"Heyah Rahugaal"

The King of Failures.
 

aria

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We really should create a parody version of the trailer --basically pausing after each segment to make maximum fun of how terrible it looks and will be at every level.

"The Neo-Geo.com Criterion Commentary of The King of Fighters Trailer."

It could be epic.
 

LWK

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I'm so down for this, I'd even be down to film myself in a scene. We could all do our own cheesey scenes and such.
 

aria

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Anyone have any good suggestions for how to do it?

I'm so down for this, I'd even be down to film myself in a scene. We could all do our own cheesey scenes and such.

That brings up another idea for the future --we should do a shot-by-shot remake of the film. It would probably be even better than the original product.
 

LWK

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I'll play Krauser, who's thankfully non existent in this turd. I'll have a big ridiculous mustache, like a purple Nietzsche one. And talk all ambiguously gay and over the top.
 

Nesagwa

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"It's kind of like Fight Club."

There's youre DVD cover quote.
 

OMFG

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Maybe they'll release this, Dragonball, and the new Street Fighter movie in a budget priced DVD combo pack. Also as an added dose of fail, Gigli will be included.
 

stormS

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I'm horrified. This could be worse than flogging a dead horse! The film that is, as opposed to buying SNKP.
 

Moon Jump

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You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

I love how all of these video game movies come out and all of the people say their doing it because they loved the games and people that play them will too. But when the hell does ANY of that happen in the games? Did they even attempt to find actors that look like the characters?

It's pretty sad when the best video game movie is the first Mortal Kombat. Even though it's just a ripoff of Enter The Dragon, it was enjoyable to watch and followed the game's story.
 

OMFG

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I like how they tried to explain that the tournament is what they do outside of their normal lives. The quote about fight club is just plain stupid.
 

rarehero

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I really think this is going to be all sorts of amazing.
this will transcend b movie.
I can't wait.
 

SouthtownKid

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beastie-boys.jpg


...ANOTHERDIMENSIONANOTHERDIMENSIONANOTHERDIMENSIONANOTHERDIMENSION...

...ANOTHER DIMENSIONanother dimensionANOTHER DIMENSIONanother dimension...

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Kim Kaphwan

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Who the hell is I-Ori? The next dimension mention sounds like something out of the U.S. version of DBZ (OVER 9,000!). Terry rocking the life preserver is full of fail too.
 

Taiso

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I predict this movie will bring back the life preserver look.

Is Terry in the C.I.A. or the Coast Guard?
 
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