Divorce Sale, non-Neo Stuff. Nintendo DS, Cell Phones, etc

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Hi all,
continuing the divorce sale, the following is all for sale, prices listed are best offer unless specified as firm. Procedes go to getting my ass out of the debt my ex put me in!

1 Nintendo DS system, silver, used. Some scratching, but is completly functional. Includes 1 stylus and 1 charger. Price $75 OBO

1 Metroid Prime Pinball DS Game, cart only, no rumble pack. $20 OBO

1 Castlevania: Portrait of Sorrows, used but complete. $30 OBO

1 Feel the Magic, cart only (unless I can find the case). This was the ex's, so please take it off my hands! $15 OBO

1 Rub Rabbits, used but complete. Again, the ex's, gotta get rid of it! $20 OBO

1 Elf Bowling, cart only unless I can find the case, also the ex's. I hate the fact that I actually paid money for her to have this game, so it's free to the first person to buy two items, otherwise $5. I'll be honest, the game is a piece of shit, but I'm selling it on principle, the ex left it, so I will get what I can for it.

1 Beatmania IIDX 6th Style JP, complete, used, minor scratching, sold as is. $60 OBO

1 JP Beatmania IIDX controller, used but still in good working condition. $40 OBO

1 Nokia Communicator 7710 Ceel Phone/PDA, wicked cool Nokia smart phone, never released in the US. Unlocked, tested and works on at least Cingular and T-mobile. Originally very expensive, includes charger, PC link cable, software. SOLD

Now for the kicker:
COMPLETE PROFESSIONAL LASER TAG SYSTEM!!!!
17 Lazer Runner Laser Tag packs (Of which approx 10 are 100% fully functional. The issue the rest of the packs seem to have is either needing their batteries replaced or their Phaser cords replaced)

2 Score Boards (Both non working, they power on but do not display correctly)

1 Hand Held Game computer with thousands of plays on it (After these plays are used up, you will need to contact Lazer Runner for them to load more games. Since there is no lease on the system, they do this for free, or at least they have for me the many times I have needed to do this) Game computer was recently refurbed.

2 Battery Chargers with multiple charging cables.

1 Technical Manual

In addition, I will also give you the rights to my company name. I was in business as a portable laser tag for about 3 years, was very successful til the ex got in the way. Works great with a portable arena like the ones made by All4Fun in Tx, and this equipment is quite durable and works very well. This is no cheap Laser Challenge hardware, this is real professional laser tag gear, original owner spend 10's of thousands.

Complete Package $3000 OBO. Please note, we will most likely have to ship via freight, so expect a few hundred for shipping.



More to come, this is just a start...all procede go to getting my ass out of the debt my ex left me in..


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XM IronOtaku said:
1 Elf Bowling, cart only unless I can find the case, also the ex's. I hate the fact that I actually paid money for her to have this game, so it's free to the first person to buy two items, otherwise $5. I'll be honest, the game is a piece of shit, but I'm selling it on principle, the ex left it, so I will get what I can for it.

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I should do one of those Divorce ebay sales. WAIT! I have an idea!!!!!!!!!



For the right offer of money....I WILL EAT THE ELF BOWLING CART!!!!! Unless I am incorrect, there should be no major medical issue if I cut it up first. Perhaps I should just eat the manual, I dunno. Anyway. I will take bids to do something insane with the Elf Bowling...and if the bidding goes over $2000, I will travel to your location and eat the game in front of you and how ever many friends you like. Please note, once eaten, due to possible medical complications, I will need to be allowed to vomit it up.

Please submit any ideas and the amount of money you will be willing to pay for said action, and I will consider them all!

XM IO.

To make it better, I will even bring you on my radio show to discuss the insanity! This could be awesome.
 

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XM IronOtaku said:
I should do one of those Divorce ebay sales. WAIT! I have an idea!!!!!!!!!



For the right offer of money....I WILL EAT THE ELF BOWLING CART!!!!! Unless I am incorrect, there should be no major medical issue if I cut it up first. Perhaps I should just eat the manual, I dunno. Anyway. I will take bids to do something insane with the Elf Bowling...and if the bidding goes over $2000, I will travel to your location and eat the game in front of you and how ever many friends you like. Please note, once eaten, due to possible medical complications, I will need to be allowed to vomit it up.

Please submit any ideas and the amount of money you will be willing to pay for said action, and I will consider them all!

XM IO.

To make it better, I will even bring you on my radio show to discuss the insanity! This could be awesome.

This thread just got a lot better.
 

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XM IronOtaku said:
I should do one of those Divorce ebay sales. WAIT! I have an idea!!!!!!!!!



For the right offer of money....I WILL EAT THE ELF BOWLING CART!!!!! Unless I am incorrect, there should be no major medical issue if I cut it up first. Perhaps I should just eat the manual, I dunno. Anyway. I will take bids to do something insane with the Elf Bowling...and if the bidding goes over $2000, I will travel to your location and eat the game in front of you and how ever many friends you like. Please note, once eaten, due to possible medical complications, I will need to be allowed to vomit it up.

Please submit any ideas and the amount of money you will be willing to pay for said action, and I will consider them all!

XM IO.

To make it better, I will even bring you on my radio show to discuss the insanity! This could be awesome.
haha golden.
 
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You might get more money if you say you are gone eat it in one piece and then send it back cleaned. :loco:

Well, it is a shit game....Perhaps I should eat it in one peice....crap it out, then get the Elf Bowling Turd bronzed.....that would be one hell of a collectors item!

I will certainly YouTube any cart eating that I will do. perhaps I should put together a web page for it, and raise money for the experiance. Anyone want to build the site for me? I think with enough publicity, I could get a few hundred dollars for the experiance, especially if I posted it on YouTube etc.

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Just made an update, the Nokia Phone is sold, and I also added the last of my professiojnal Laser Tag equipment, the last reminant of my business. Thanks everyone for your interest.
 

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Holy shit.

I'm sorry man.

Women can be fucking evil.
 

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XM IronOtaku said:
Well, it is a shit game....Perhaps I should eat it in one peice....crap it out, then get the Elf Bowling Turd bronzed.....that would be one hell of a collectors item!

I will certainly YouTube any cart eating that I will do. perhaps I should put together a web page for it, and raise money for the experiance. Anyone want to build the site for me? I think with enough publicity, I could get a few hundred dollars for the experiance, especially if I posted it on YouTube etc.

XM IO

If you eat it, and you film it

I will host it.
 
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It's looking like we are promoting this on my radio station, so it could become a big event. I will let you all know the details as it happens and how to get in on the action!

XM IO
 
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