How to beat Princess Sissy without really trying.

How to apply the proper ownage to Princess Sissy's royal behind.

(Also available on tape: Narrated by William Shatner)


Step 1: At all costs avoid fighting up close, because she can, and will slap you around like a cheap heroin whore. Instead, at the start of the match, make a mad dash to the opposite end of the stage, leaving you a full screens length away.

Step 2: She will more than likely make a move at you right at the start, so using your distance as your advantage, simply dash forward and double jump over her (this will give you plenty of air space between her and any move she can use against you).

Step 3: When you finally get a full screens length away, she will do one of two things: 1) She will either use her "frog in the box" move, then proceed to rush you with her drill kick/chainsaw move. Or 2) She will simply charge you with the drill kick/chainsaw move.

Step 4: You can do this with any character, but I find it to much easier with a character who has an uppercut type move, since there is a much less chance of your moves colliding with hers.

(for examples sake, let's use Buntaro and his F,D,DF + Kick move)

Step 5: Using Step 2 and Step 4 as your basis, simply do this...If she uses her "frog in box" move DO NOT ATTACK but instead dash and double jump over her, putting you a full screens length.

Instead, wait for her to just charge at you, then hit with your uppercut-type move. If you time it right (and it isn't hard to) you'll hit her every single time.

Continue to stay far away, let her charge, and keep nailing her with the same move over and over. If you do this correctly, you should walk away with two perfect KO's under your belt.

This little trick works really well with the majority of the characters, anyone with an uppercut move should be able to pull this off without losing a round. However, for a certain few characters it is a bit trickier (Poochy and Buffalo take me a few tries), because you'll often end up colliding with her and her damage has priority over yours.

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tsukaesugi:
Wow, just saw your post now AJ, thanks. That's another one I'm going to print up and try out.

I'll let you guys know how it goes.

I beat Sissy once already, but I cheated; I stuck my power meter on MAX and just kept hitting her with my super.

I'd like to be able to say that I can beat her without resorting to cheating!

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Shito:
Abubo Efreet + Kermit Clone = Royal Hate

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tsukaesugi said:

I just beat Sissy without cheating. Sort of.

I was using Jimmy from ROTD (thanks for the codes EW) and was kicking everyone's ass using his special (and my MAX'ed out stress meter) before I got to Her Royal Cheapness.

I couldn't pull Jimmy's special off fast enough to get her when she was open, and the rest of the time her Royal Cheapness blocked/ jumped/ shot a frog/ used Abubo.

I had to resort to some of the non-cheating tactics I had been practicing earlier in the day.

1) like Average Joe said before, whenever she charges you with her drill-kick, she leaves herself open. Instead of using a uppercut, I jumped over her and hit her with a sweep kick (providing one of her frogs isn't jumping around)

2) whenever she shoots her frog ray at you (her super), she is also open. As soon as you start to see her make the move jump towards her and over the beam, then land with a low kick. (again, providing one of her frogs isn't jumping around)If you aren't close enough for a low kick, jump back asap before she hits you with something nasty. (This is where the semi-cheating part comes in. Our stress meters were maxed, so she kept using this move repeatedly whenever I was about a screen away. She obviously wouldn't be doing it so much if her stress meter was normal.)

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THOSE GODDAMN FROGS!

Man, they piss me off. They don't get in her way, she can just glide past them, but they hella get in your way. If she's doing her drill move, you can't jump behind her if there's a frog there, you'll get dinged and it will fuck up your timing. If she's doing her frog-ray super, you can't jump kick her, 'cause then you get dinged again. Sometimes she'll launch a frog, then charge at you and let Abubo out of the box, so that you've got three enemy sprites coming at you in a virtually unblockable combination.

Damn.

Oh well, I beat her without using my super ten times in a row. Next I have to see if I can beat her without having her stress meter MAX'ed out.

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kafuin_gaira said:

Up x 4
Down x 3
Left x 2
Right x 1

at the character select screen.

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