How do I get girls to like me?

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NeoTheranthrope said:
"Hey, why don't come home with me after school, we'll watch some 'sword and sandal' movies and you can look at my 'gladius'. I'll even let you touch it."
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God knows it not the first time I've heard that...
 
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Stinky-Dinkins said:
Your high-school teacher told you that the word "Gladiator" is based on the word "erection?!?" Where the hell did you go to school... in the alleyway behind the porno store???


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How is it that this just keeps getting better and better?!?

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LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
 
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I really don't have anything to say. I had zero luck getting any of them to like me. I don't get it really. I told them jokes and I thought that they thought I was funny but they obviously don't give a shit about me at all. I don't think that anyone gives a shit about me. I am a very unhappy person.
 
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Makismo said:
I really don't have anything to say. I had zero luck getting any of them to like me. I don't get it really. I told them jokes and I thought that they thought I was funny but they obviously don't give a shit about me at all. I don't think that anyone gives a shit about me. I am a very unhappy person.
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Look elsewhere I dont think there is a girl in this world who would not like you...just dont be too picky...
 
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Eliza said:
Look elsewhere I dont think there is a girl in this world who would not like you...just dont be too picky...
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Seriously, no girl on this planet will ever like me. They might have 13 years ago but I don't have any luck these days. In fact, no one really likes me at all. I just don't get it.
 
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Makismo said:
Seriously, no girl on this planet will ever like me. They might have 13 years ago but I don't have any luck these days. In fact, no one really likes me at all. I just don't get it.
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There, there now.
Your cats will always love you!
 
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Makismo said:
Seriously, no girl on this planet will ever like me. They might have 13 years ago but I don't have any luck these days. In fact, no one really likes me at all. I just don't get it.
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Ask JMKurtz for a Flux Capacitor so you can travel back to 1991, then.... SWISH! (if you know what I mean).
 
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Is this Makismo guy actually serious with this thread? :eek_2:
 
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Makismo said:
Seriously, no girl on this planet will ever like me. They might have 13 years ago but I don't have any luck these days. In fact, no one really likes me at all. I just don't get it.
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Dont think that way...Try again...Just a question...are you serious with this thread?...I have never met anyone as negative as you when it comes to their looks...
 
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Eliza said:
Dont think that way...Try again...Just a question...are you serious with this thread?...I have never met anyone as negative as you when it comes to their looks...
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Yes, I am very serious about this thread. A lot of people think that this thread is a joke because they believe that no one could actually be this pathetic but in reality, I really am this pathetic. I really can't stand the way I look at all. I wish that I didn't even look like me. I must be seriously ugly because no matter how nice I am to someone, they always just piss in my face. I can make them laugh their ass' off but it still doesn't do any good.

I didn't used to be this negative but after getting nothing but getting kicked in the teeth day and night - you would become like me as well. In fact, I hate myself so much right now I have decided to get drunk. I started drinking at 12:30, right after I got home from school, and I am already getting a bit drunk. I hope that I will be passed out soon so I won't have to remember the rest of today. I wish that someone would just put me out of my misery.
 
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Makismo said:
and I am already getting a bit drunk. I hope that I will be passed out soon so I won't have to remember the rest of today. I wish that someone would just put me out of my misery.
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Makismo said:
I must be seriously ugly because no matter how nice I am to someone, they always just piss in my face.
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i have a weird mental image of how that would literally look.
you're getting the R Kelly treatment :spock:
 
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Makismo said:
Yes, I am very serious about this thread. A lot of people think that this thread is a joke because they believe that no one could actually be this pathetic but in reality, I really am this pathetic. I really can't stand the way I look at all. I wish that I didn't even look like me. I must be seriously ugly because no matter how nice I am to someone, they always just piss in my face. I can make them laugh their ass' off but it still doesn't do any good.

I didn't used to be this negative but after getting nothing but getting kicked in the teeth day and night - you would become like me as well. In fact, I hate myself so much right now I have decided to get drunk. I started drinking at 12:30, right after I got home from school, and I am already getting a bit drunk. I hope that I will be passed out soon so I won't have to remember the rest of today. I wish that someone would just put me out of my misery.
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Maximo... dude...

OK here's the thing.

You need to figure this shit out for yourself.

Having a pity party for yourself isn't going to help.

Things that you've done in the past on these boards (that I've heard about but wasn't around for) are keeping from most people from wanting to help you.

But why should they anyway? You don't even want to help yourself.
 
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Syxx573 said:
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Maximo... dude...

OK here's the thing.

You need to figure this shit out for yourself.

Having a pity party for yourself isn't going to help.

Things that you've done in the past on these boards (that I've heard about but wasn't around for) are keeping from most people from wanting to help you.

But why should they anyway? You don't even want to help yourself.
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I am afraid that I am beyond the point of helping myself. Someone is going to have to put the effort forth to try and help me. I need someone in the real world to try and meet me half-way but so far no one has done that so I will continue to sink lower and lower. There really is no point in trying if every time you give it your best, you will fail. Eventually you learn that it is best to give up so that you will not feel even worse for trying to save yourself when there really is no hope and never was to begin with.
 
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Makismo said:
I am afraid that I am beyond the point of helping myself. Someone is going to have to put the effort forth to try and help me. I need someone in the real world to try and meet me half-way but so far no one has done that so I will continue to sink lower and lower. There really is no point in trying if every time you give it your best, you will fail. Eventually you learn that it is best to give up so that you will not feel even worse for trying to save yourself when there really is no hope and never was to begin with.
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Someone help this guy...PLEASE!!!
 
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What I mean by "helping yourself" is

Stop spending 350 dollars on games and go and see a psychiatrist.
 
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I think I know who can help...

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Makismo said:
I am afraid that I am beyond the point of helping myself. Someone is going to have to put the effort forth to try and help me. I need someone in the real world to try and meet me half-way but so far no one has done that so I will continue to sink lower and lower. There really is no point in trying if every time you give it your best, you will fail. Eventually you learn that it is best to give up so that you will not feel even worse for trying to save yourself when there really is no hope and never was to begin with.
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Oh for fucks sake, just end yourself and be done with it.

You've been given a lot of good advice in this thread, but you've obviously refused to try an apply any of it. Its just so much easier to keep spouting off the same old statements of self-pity isn't it? You talk of wanting someone to meet you halfway, but it is pretty obvious by your actions here that you're not willing to meet anyone else halfway. You just want someone to fall in your lap without having to do any work.

Nobody here really cares if you succeed or not at this point because you've ignored everyone's advice. Either put up or shut up. All any further self-pity will stand to do is make everyone here glad that you won't be reproducing anytime soon.
 
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