To all you bitch niggas over here.

[Jago Sr.]

[EDITOR'S NOTE: "Jago Sr." is one of the most legendary 2-3 post fake accounts in forum history. The final fake account by one Tora Kouhi, a member claiming to be a female ganster from the "'hood" of Los Angeles. It ends up Tora (and her "sisters") were all the same account of some guy with no life and a creepy vibe in LA. Her ruse finally came spectacularly crashing down when she conned people into thinking she was unconcious and in the hospital with a "syntactic aneurysm" in another also-legendary thread (read it here (http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83109), note its early posts have been edited out but it quickly improves --especially when her "sister" starts posting and tsukaesugi does some wicked 0wnership in post 217). After people called out her (his) BS in that thread, her "father" posted this classic thread.]

Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr. and as you can see I am Tigresa and Pantera's (whom ya'll know as Tora and Burakkupansaa) father. I'm dismayed at this shit ya'll about ailing daughter. Me and my wife Sirea drove all the way down here from Surprise, Arizona just to be with her. I understand that my daughters have been bad girls online and all but there is always a time to be serious. The reason I'm here is to give my 100 bucks worth.

It has come to my attention that some of ya'll niggas over planted some false rumor that her situation was a lie and whomever those people are, ya'll niggas burnt for that shit. Well, I'm the medical genius of this family and direct whatever question you had directed for my daughter Pantera, direct them towards me instead because I am their pops.

Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.

Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.

I have some comments to direct to certain and all posters.

Everyone = I saw the comments and I was greatful myself but when I saw all this that was absurd and disrepectful toward my ailing daughter and I demand an apology from the party responsible for this gah dam ruckus. I saw gah dam because I respect the 3rd commandent. My daughter Tigresa had to much to do to pull some stunt like this. Pantera was telling m,e she was doing something nice for all of ya'll and this is how you repay her? Ya;ll niggas burnt for that shit. Also, my daughters besides hanging out at their studio sometimes have nother reason not to give out their home address. Our family is worth alot of money. My pops is an M.D. and just like my kids I left early and even started a family (had kids) around the same age they left the house. Me and my pops reconciled.

Whoever real name is David: Pantera told me that you wanted to vist Tigresa in the hospital. I'm sorry bro man, but it was my call for you not to do so. Atlhough my kids left the house at a very very young age, I will aways be their loving and sometimes over protective pops and I don't know you very well. I apologize.

Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.

Today's my daughter Pantera's birthday so I can't finish all I gotta say today but rest assure you have me to deal with tommorow. But I'll get to the intertnal features and the rest of external shit as a bonus I'll throw in the history on the family name of Steel. It is because of these hereditary features that we were given this last name. Understand? Because I already told you about how unusual we our outside so what would you expect from our inside (which is not as strong but strong enough).

Jago M. Steel Jr.

[NeoDragoN]

:lol:

That was great :tickled: how do they come up with this shit? :tickled:

[Hecker]

http://www.abc.net.au/children/show/images/ghost_74.gif

Ghost writer?

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

http://www.blood-sports.net/gallery/pictures/Killer_Instinct/jago.jpg

[Buro Destruct]

This is honestly too stupid for words.

Seriously, just drop this shit, its BORING.

[dragonwillow]

OMFGOM OMF ASDASDMASKDKASFJDJI!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS


DID HE JUST CALL US "NIGGERS"????

Wtf O_o

That's as fake as it can get. Icing on the cake :D

EDIT: Is this real or is it just some other member making fun of them?

[TonK]

REFOUND tricker negers

[kaos]

The whole thing is becoming really, really SAD

seriously...I dont know you, nothing against you

but how can you pretend anyone can believe that a father would give a fuck about defending her sick daughter against a bunch of nerds on an internet board:oh_no:

[dragonwillow]

Well, from what "Jago" says, apparently they're a family of superhuman, freakishly tall creatures with no sense of color that like to sprite rip.

I guess they are all rainbow colored?

[syringe]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
Blah Blah Blah

Congrats you've won for your very own official DashK Foundational Award for achieving excellence in the extremely competetive field of stupidity. As you've reached the stratospheric level of ignorance that DashK himself dwells in.

http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/scanline/dashkapproved.jpg

[Crovax]

Originally posted by Buro Destruct
This is honestly too stupid for words.

Seriously, just drop this shit, its BORING.

Can't everyone see that he/she/it is just looking for attention? That's what this whole thing has been about from day one. he/she/it just wanted to get the entire board talking about him/her/it for as long as possible.

He/she/it is like Freddy Krueger, the only way to get them to go away is to quit posting about them.

[MistressDragon]

With all do respect, shouldn't you be at your daughter's "bedside" instead of wasting your time worrying what a message board thinks? When I've had relatives in the hospital damn near death, no one is fucking online worrying what a message board thinks. Let alone rambling on about their fucking hair color and skin type....
Stop this, pick up your dignity, and leave it alone. A real father wouldn't be IN THE INTERNET clearing his daughter's name when she's "dying" in the hospital. My folks wouldn't even CARE what went on, in a message board. Oh wait...THERE'S NO ONE LISTED UNDER HER NAME AT THE HOSPITAL!

[PleaseKillMeNow]

Yes, sir, I have a question. You do know that, if your name is "blah, blah... Jr.", and you have a son with "[/b]Jr.[/b]" that your a fucking retarded liar?

Hee hee, you even start with senior and end with junior. Run along and edit your post, you mustn't look foolish.

[Kim _Kaphwan]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! this is the funniest shit ever! god damn dude, tora went from being a $3 whore to a man with sons who are all apparantly bad mother fuckers. god i'm literally on the floor laughing. this is like retards fighting: just plain hillarious

[shirt]

I personally find this shit extremely entertaining, and hope she/it makes more hilarious posts just like this one.

[SPINMASTER X]

You have got to be kidding me

[dragonwillow]

Originally posted by Tom Wopat
Yes, sir, I have a question. You do know that, if your name is "blah, blah... Jr.", and you have a son with "Jr.[/b]" that your a fucking retarded liar?

Hee hee, you even start with senior and end with junior. Run along and edit your post, you mustn't look foolish. [/B]

Sharp eyes man.

This is just too funny. Were Tora's stories this funny? I know they're the same people, but still...

Someone seriously needs to make a compilation of this stuff :P

[Spoonman]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr. and as you can see I am Tigresa and Pantera's (whom ya'll know as Tora and Burakkupansaa) father. I'm dismayed at this shit ya'll about ailing daughter. Me and my wife Sirea drove all the way down here from Surprise, Arizona just to be with her. I understand that my daughters have been bad girls online and all but there is always a time to be serious. The reason I'm here is to give my 100 bucks worth.

It has come to my attention that some of ya'll niggas over planted some false rumor that her situation was a lie and whomever those people are, ya'll niggas burnt for that shit. Well, I'm the medical genius of this family and direct whatever question you had directed for my daughter Pantera, direct them towards me instead because I am their pops.

Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.

Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.

I have some comments to direct to certain and all posters.

Everyone = I saw the comments and I was greatful myself but when I saw all this that was absurd and disrepectful toward my ailing daughter and I demand an apology from the party responsible for this gah dam ruckus. I saw gah dam because I respect the 3rd commandent. My daughter Tigresa had to much to do to pull some stunt like this. Pantera was telling m,e she was doing something nice for all of ya'll and this is how you repay her? Ya;ll niggas burnt for that shit. Also, my daughters besides hanging out at their studio sometimes have nother reason not to give out their home address. Our family is worth alot of money. My pops is an M.D. and just like my kids I left early and even started a family (had kids) around the same age they left the house. Me and my pops reconciled.

Whoever real name is David: Pantera told me that you wanted to vist Tigresa in the hospital. I'm sorry bro man, but it was my call for you not to do so. Atlhough my kids left the house at a very very young age, I will aways be their loving and sometimes over protective pops and I don't know you very well. I apologize.

Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.

Today's my daughter Pantera's birthday so I can't finish all I gotta say today but rest assure you have me to deal with tommorow. But I'll get to the intertnal features and the rest of external shit as a bonus I'll throw in the history on the family name of Steel. It is because of these hereditary features that we were given this last name. Understand? Because I already told you about how unusual we our outside so what would you expect from our inside (which is not as strong but strong enough).

Jago M. Steel Jr.

Naw nigga it aint like dat, why come you be trippin'?

btw, Jago where did you get your name....had any ancestors playin Killer Instinct on the plantation?! Just wondering....


edit: I do not condone slavery, and am using it's seriousness to juxtapose it to this nonsense...this is like talking to FF7s "Barrett" and not a thinking adult...any father would wait for the recovery and then tell their daughter that lying about this kind bullshit is unnacceptable.....

oh well, tnx 4 d laffs tora...but enuff jibba jabba 4 now...we've had enough of you. :loco:

[The Legendary LoneWolf]

ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Spoonman]

OHOHOHOHAAAAHAHAHAHAAH Fuck me, "Jago Sr." seriously Tora are you just some fucking orphan crack baby?

Plz post some evidence Jago, and clear your daughter's name...

or are they too hush hush over there at Ultratech... is that it?

Is Tora getting some top secret cybernetic implants like T.J. Combo or something? It's a pretty expensive procedure...is Tora gonna participate in KI3? I'm fucking serious dude...please discuss.

[Average Joe]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Da King]

Can someone tell me what Tora did Ive been searching for half an hour. Seems about as pathetic as Makismo's personality though. I guess thats what you get for popping pills and injusecting needles into yourself.:eek_2:

[Spoonman]

I don't know how to upload pics people: I wanna put Toras head over TJ Combos body but I don't know where to begin...


<aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghh>

[Phoenix Down]

TNT ain't got nothing on this website.:buttrock:

[VX]

Originally posted by MistressDragon
With all do respect, shouldn't you be at your daughter's "bedside" instead of wasting your time worrying what a message board thinks? When I've had relatives in the hospital damn near death, no one is fucking online worrying what a message board thinks. Let alone rambling on about their fucking hair color and skin type....
Stop this, pick up your dignity, and leave it alone. A real father wouldn't be IN THE INTERNET clearing his daughter's name when she's "dying" in the hospital. My folks wouldn't even CARE what went on, in a message board. Oh wait...THERE'S NO ONE LISTED UNDER HER NAME AT THE HOSPITAL!

Mistress Dragon with the own.

Tigresa: Just stop. Really. This is just too pathetic, even for you.

[dragonwillow]

Da King:
News and Rumors, "fuck tora"

VX = espukken?

[Spoonman]

someone PLZ tell me a site to upload teh pics...

[Kim _Kaphwan]

Originally posted by VX
Mistress Dragon with the own.

Tigresa: Just stop. Really. This is just too pathetic, even for you.
yeah she called the hospital closest to the address her "sister" gave me and found that there is no tigressa steel there. once gain proving that the female members aren't all bad, just that there's one who gives them a bad name: tora.

[Dampfwalze]

NeoGeo.com - You came for the games, you stopped posting because of teh drama!

[VX]

Originally posted by dragonwillow
VX = espukken?

Yep. Esppuken is another name I use on some other forums (including HerV).

[The Legendary LoneWolf]

COCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[syringe]

Originally posted by Spoonman
someone PLZ tell me a site to upload teh pics...

www.photobucket.com

[Spoonman]

Originally posted by Scanline
www.photobucket.com

duuuuuddde you're a fucking saint! Ill get to work....

[Tiptonium]

This post made my sex fall out...

[Fygee]

My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Since it seems obvious that she thrives on attention, I think any and all threads she's made on this should be closed. Seems like the best punishment to me.

[Buro Destruct]

Originally posted by Fygee
Since it seems obvious that she thrives on attention, I think any and all threads she's made on this should be closed. Seems like the best punishment to me.

Agreed.

[dragonwillow]

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
This is *funny*!!!

[gmw]

I admit, I didn't really follow this whole thing too closely, but this is unquestionably one of the weirdest things I've ever read online. Obviously, this person is completely unhinged. I laughed my ass off.

[k'_127]

wahohhhoho :emb: :emb: :emb:

[ClassicMode1985]

*Chapelle show*

YOU NIGGARS TURN DOWN THAT MUSAC!!!- Cletus

Dude, did they just call us niggas?-White Boys in the car


HELL YA!! *High fives the other white dude*

[Spoonman]

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Sp00nman/20copy.jpg

[Spoonman]

awww wtf some bad editing on my part. srry.

[SPINMASTER X]

Originally posted by Spoonman
http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Sp00nman/20copy.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[tsukaesugi]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.

BWA HA HA x 100

[Soilwork]

Jago Sr. sucks my fat cock on my death bed.

[Setsuna1982]

Ownage (http://speksnk.metropoliglobal.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=11251&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

scroll down... the last post on that page... do you see something familiar? :rolleyes:

jago, your daughter played teh romz. that's why she's in hospital

PS: props to ignis for the link

[SML]

Originally posted by Hecker
http://www.abc.net.au/children/show/images/ghost_74.gif

Ghost writer?

Omfg, where did you find that pic? I used to watch that show all the time when I was a kid!

[Kuro Yagami No Konushi]

Please just stop, Tigresa.

Pretty soon, you'll have a grandma account here, talking like 50 cent. And that's bad enough as it is.

[Spoonman]

Originally posted by SonGohan
Jago Sr. sucks my fat cock on my death bed.

Dood. Its good to see that old avatar...I love all your posts that much more when u use it...it has some kind of wiseass Mel Gibson vibe to it....speaking of which...I m gonna go see Teh Pa5hun of teh Chry5torz...to make up for never going to church all these years...

[SML]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with.

I agree. With names like those you seem to be a long line of Xenophiles.

[Maury V.]

Originally posted by The Legendary LoneWolf
ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

C...C...C...C... Combo breaker!

Edit: I just found out someone else did what I did.

[Maury V.]

Originally posted by dragonwillow
OMFGOM OMF ASDASDMASKDKASFJDJI!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS


DID HE JUST CALL US "NIGGERS"????

Wtf O_o


Yeah I think he did...

(Note: This is out of my character but forgive me everyone)

Listen here you bitch ass nigga! You can nva eva get on mine or anyone's else's level, ya heard?! You come in here, runnin' your mouth, talkin' trash, and callin' us names just because of what your daughter did to us. Who cares what we say about what happened? This is the fuckin' internet, man! Do what Mistress Dragon said, worry about your daughter instead of us cause this shit ain't gonna fly. I forgive her but I won't respect her anymore.
You know, talking to you probally won't do any good, so let me end this with a special message for you and your family...

http://www.dohcdragon.com/samuraiX/lemonretard.gif

[dbarrett0928]

now that i know toras heighth i can see how it was possible to carry and mvs cab on her back thru the la riots...also...i dont ever wanna see the use of ebonics around here again, it sickens me...

[dbarrett0928]

depending on how much more of their feature your going to go into detail about, i would like to see a pic of this 6'9" womans pussy...it must be a gash about 14" long huih?

[dragonwillow]

I like to believe that Tora's actually a guy with a small, malformed dick.

[Ghost-Dog, presented by Tervis®]

Tora=one fake ass cunt.

Stop making fake accounts you stupid bitch. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU ANYMORE! You could tell me it was the year 2004 and I wouldn't believe you.

End your pathetic life.

[BBH]

my god this post is fucking COMEDY PLATINUM.


Originally posted by Jago Sr.
But I'll get to the intertnal features and the rest of external shit as a bonus I'll throw in the history on the family name of Steel. It is because of these hereditary features that we were given this last name. Understand? Because I already told you about how unusual we our outside so what would you expect from our inside (which is not as strong but strong enough).

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790733269.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[BIG]

*B.I.G impatiently awaiting Jago and Co.'s reply*:eek_2: :eek_2: :eek_2:

[bulletnyourass]

Ok....well there is another fact that put's their story to shame. I live probably a 15-20 minute drive from Gardena. If Tora was in a coma, the hospital she would go to would be Martin Luther King Hospital in Los Angeles. Gardena Memorial is a very small hospital that is mainly used for their Large Dialysis Center. If she really was given an operation for an aneurysm G. Memorial isn't equipped to do one there. She would have to go to the next closest Hospital that could handle that. That hospital would be Martin Luther King Jr Hospital (Killer King) (No Tora Steel listed there). The only other hospital for her to go to would be either Cedars-Sinai (No Tora Steel listed there), Irvine Medical (Would involve taking a ride on Life-Flight. Also, no Tora Steel listed there). California has a few places equipped for her condition.

She was never admitted to Gardena Memorial (Which means she couldn't say she was transferred somewhere else) The next closest hospital would be Killer King...and she was never admitted there or transferred from there either. For the sake of argument, I called Cedars-Sinai, Irvine Medical, USC Medical Center and a few others. No one under the name of Tora Steel or any patient with the last name of Steel/Steele/Still/Steal was admitted to...or transferred from any of those hospitals.

I guess the next story will be that she never went to the hospital...and that a Private Staff of Super Doctors were flown in from some foreign country because she would not be "safe" in a regular hospital.

Phillip

This was some really retarded shit. Not to mention that I'm a parent and the following wouldn't have happened if this was one of my kids:

1) I wouldn't give a fuck about what anyone on the internet thought.

2) If I did decide to type something. I wouldn't embarass my kid by trying to sound like a ripoff 50 Cent/Ja Rule/Ice Cube/Snoop Dogg Hybrid. I would post clearly and intelligently so that I wouldn't look like the Assclown Of The Week.

3) I wouldn't post shit about our super human features, exotic/bizarre looks. I would be focussed on making everyone aware of my daughter's illness...; not typing shit that basically would describe us as being part of the circus Freak Show.

Aint it funny how he knew to register ad actually post in the war-room...it's almost like he's been here before. By the way, say hello to Sabrewulf, Spinal, Maya, Glacius and Tusk for me.

Phillip

[The Legendary LoneWolf]

Originally posted by Razial
Yeah I think he did...

(Note: This is out of my character but forgive me everyone)

Listen here you bitch ass nigga! You can nva eva get on mine or anyone's else's level, ya heard?! You come in here, runnin' your mouth, talkin' trash, and callin' us names just because of what your daughter did to us. Who cares what we say about what happened? This is the fuckin' internet, man! Do what Mistress Dragon said, worry about your daughter instead of us cause this shit ain't gonna fly. I forgive her but I won't respect her anymore.
You know, talking to you probally won't do any good, so let me end this with a special message for you and your family...

http://www.dohcdragon.com/samuraiX/lemonretard.gif

man Raz , quit wasting ur time homes, u know that Tora did that account and stop stealing my combo breaker lines ;)

[bulletnyourass]

double post

[BIG]

Phil = My Hero :buttrock:

*B.I.G,still waiting for Jago and Co.'s reply*

[MistressDragon]

Originally posted by Bulletnyourass
Ok....well there is another fact that put's their story to shame. I live probably a 15-20 minute drive from Gardena. If Tora was in a coma, the hospital she would go to would be Martin Luther King Hospital in Los Angeles. Gardena Memorial is a very small hospital that is mainly used for their Large Dialysis Center. If she really was given an operation for an aneurysm G. Memorial isn't equipped to do one there. She would have to go to the next closest Hospital that could handle that. That hospital would be Martin Luther King Jr Hospital (Killer King) (No Tora Steel listed there). The only other hospital for her to go to would be either Cedars-Sinai (No Tora Steel listed there), Irvine Medical (Would involve taking a ride on Life-Flight. Also, no Tora Steel listed there). California has a few places equipped for her condition.

She was never admitted to Gardena Memorial (Which means she couldn't say she was transferred somewhere else) The next closest hospital would be Killer King...and she was never admitted there or transferred from there either. For the sake of argument, I called Cedars-Sinai, Irvine Medical, USC Medical Center and a few others. No one under the name of Tora Steel or any patient with the last name of Steel/Steele/Still/Steal was admitted to...or transferred from any of those hospitals.

I guess the next story will be that she never went to the hospital...and that a Private Staff of Super Doctors were flown in from some foreign country because she would not be "safe" in a regular hospital.

Phillip

This was some really retarded shit. Not to mention that I'm a parent and the following wouldn't have happened if this was one of my kids:

1) I wouldn't give a fuck about what anyone on the internet thought.

2) If I did decide to type something. I wouldn't embarass my kid by trying to sound like a ripoff 50 Cent/Ja Rule/Ice Cube/Snoop Dogg Hybrid. I would post clearly and intelligently so that I wouldn't look like the Assclown Of The Week.

3) I wouldn't post shit about our super human features, exotic/bizarre looks. I would be focussed on making everyone aware of my daughter's illness...; not typing shit that basically would describe us as being part of the circus Freak Show.

Aint it funny how he knew to register ad actually post in the war-room...it's almost like he's been here before. By the way, say hello to Sabrewulf, Spinal, Maya, Glacius and Tusk for me.

Phillip

You did exactly what I did, and think the same as me. We went for the cold hard facts, and they don't add up.

btw, if this "jr./sr." whoever the hell they finally decide to be, is really full of medical knowledge, why are they speaking in ebonics? Let alone typing in ebonics. Any intelligent medical doctor would not be doing that. I'd worry if a doctor or someone who worked in the medical feild started talking to me about medical conditions in ebonics.

[dragonwillow]

Sup playa, da brainbone be connected 2 da blingbone, check dat peace nigga.

[Kim _Kaphwan]

Originally posted by dragonwillow
Sup playa, da brainbone be connected 2 da blingbone, check dat peace nigga.
man i knizew that shiznatch, tha's jizust like the badonkadonk bone bein connected to mah skeet skeet skeet* meat!!!!

note skeet means to bust a nut.

[BeefJerky]

Originally posted by Bulletnyourass
Ok....well there is another fact that put's their story to shame. I live probably a 15-20 minute drive from Gardena. If Tora was in a coma, the hospital she would go to would be Martin Luther King Hospital in Los Angeles. Gardena Memorial is a very small hospital that is mainly used for their Large Dialysis Center. If she really was given an operation for an aneurysm G. Memorial isn't equipped to do one there. She would have to go to the next closest Hospital that could handle that. That hospital would be Martin Luther King Jr Hospital (Killer King) (No Tora Steel listed there). The only other hospital for her to go to would be either Cedars-Sinai (No Tora Steel listed there), Irvine Medical (Would involve taking a ride on Life-Flight. Also, no Tora Steel listed there). California has a few places equipped for her condition.

She was never admitted to Gardena Memorial (Which means she couldn't say she was transferred somewhere else) The next closest hospital would be Killer King...and she was never admitted there or transferred from there either. For the sake of argument, I called Cedars-Sinai, Irvine Medical, USC Medical Center and a few others. No one under the name of Tora Steel or any patient with the last name of Steel/Steele/Still/Steal was admitted to...or transferred from any of those hospitals.

I guess the next story will be that she never went to the hospital...and that a Private Staff of Super Doctors were flown in from some foreign country because she would not be "safe" in a regular hospital.

Phillip

This was some really retarded shit. Not to mention that I'm a parent and the following wouldn't have happened if this was one of my kids:

1) I wouldn't give a fuck about what anyone on the internet thought.

2) If I did decide to type something. I wouldn't embarass my kid by trying to sound like a ripoff 50 Cent/Ja Rule/Ice Cube/Snoop Dogg Hybrid. I would post clearly and intelligently so that I wouldn't look like the Assclown Of The Week.

3) I wouldn't post shit about our super human features, exotic/bizarre looks. I would be focussed on making everyone aware of my daughter's illness...; not typing shit that basically would describe us as being part of the circus Freak Show.

Aint it funny how he knew to register ad actually post in the war-room...it's almost like he's been here before. By the way, say hello to Sabrewulf, Spinal, Maya, Glacius and Tusk for me.

Phillip

Damn! Phil and Tsuka in the lead for "OWN OF THE YEAR"!

And since Tora is reading this (everyone knows it), remember the last time there were a ton of warroom threads about you? Like a year ago from last summer? And everyone all said "BE YOURSELF AND JUST GET ALONG". And then everything just kinda chilled out? What happened to that? :spock:

[firebomber]

I think this thread just gave me a systemic aneurism.

[Kazuki Dash]

if you lose consciousness, make sure you tell someone to notify us of your vivid dreams and comatose mumblings...
:D

[Ghost-Dog, presented by Tervis®]

Whoever real name is David: Pantera told me that you wanted to vist Tigresa in the hospital. I'm sorry bro man, but it was my call for you not to do so. Atlhough my kids left the house at a very very young age, I will aways be their loving and sometimes over protective pops and I don't know you very well. I apologize.

I like the way you try to cover this shit up Tora, if you were legit you wouldn't have said this. You don't want visitors because all this shit is fake as hell.


Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.

Direct hate at one of the people who found out your lie, how typical.


Today's my daughter Pantera's birthday so I can't finish all I gotta say today but rest assure you have me to deal with tommorow.

I can't wait, this ought to be some good reading. I can't wait to see what you feverishly worked on all night. Come up with some serious drama you whore.


Jago M. Steel Jr.

Is it Jr. or Sr. you pathetic liar???

If only you would have an anyeurism for real, so we could be spared from this pathetic nonsense.

[SML]

Originally posted by Tom Wopat
Yes, sir, I have a question. You do know that, if your name is "blah, blah... Jr.", and you have a son with "Jr.[/b]" that your a fucking retarded liar?

Hee hee, you even start with senior and end with junior. Run along and edit your post, you mustn't look foolish. [/B]

Perhaps there are 3 generations of Jago.

[VanillaThunder]

Don't worry, I just got this email about Tora



From: Ultratech Inc.
To: Vanilla Thunder
Re: Tora Kouhi & Jago Sr.

VT,

We have received word that Jago has once again escaped our grasp, fueld by the Tiger Spirit. When we heard word that Tora was injured, we took Eyedol's genes and spliced them directly into Tora's DNA. All Tora needs to do is to stamp her foot repeatedly and she will recover from her condition. We do, however have Fulgore surveilling the hospital so we can once again attempt to destroy Jago and his sister (Tora's aunt), Orchid.

Until that time, our agent, Spinal will be using his mimmicking powers to impersonate her sister and post on your message board. Long live Ultratech.

Sincerely,

Ultratech Inc.

P.S. If you have any fucking clue what happened to Chief Thunder or Cinder, please let us know. We put milk out for them on the back porch the last few nights, but they have still not returned.








[/QUOTE]

[Maury V.]

Originally posted by The Legendary LoneWolf
man Raz , quit wasting ur time homes, u know that Tora did that account and stop stealing my combo breaker lines ;)

I knew Tora had that account I just messing around for a little while. :)

For anyone that watches NWA:TNA, Johnny Fairplay from the first survivor is on there. Some may know that he is the most hated man in America cause he said that his grandmother was dying just so he can stay on the island. We can all say that Tora Kouhi is the most hated female or member on NG.com.

LMFAO at Tora PM to VT!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Spoonman]

Originally posted by "Big Momma Steel" aka Orochi Shaqwanda aka Da realisst....blah blah blah...

Awright, lissen heah, you little NIGGAZ...y'all seems to be thinking this shit is a mothafucking joke?! y'all can't take a bitch seriously when she tells you she's in a coma?!

SHEEAAT...I've done been had enough o yo shit you little NIGGADS...I'mma straight up slapp you little bitches the FUCK UP and...and....OOOOOOh lawdy I feel a coma comin on myself....oh oh ......
.......
...
...
...

HAWT DAAAAAYAAAM, I gotta cut back on the tuna melts and cheeseburgers, awl dis heah typin and shit wears me out...acks why I don't do much typerin' ...shit just you wait....Imma get my 8-ball on a string and....and....aw DAMN, HOLD ME BACK, "JAGO tm", HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK.....

JUST YOU WAIT YOU BITCHMADE NIGGAAAAAAAAZZZ that day will come when TORA WILL RISE AND STRUTT HER SHIT ONCE MORE!!11...

PS: I enclosed a photo of myself so you little niggaz know exactly what the fuck you're dealing with...

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/KS/NQ/NY/GRSURSEMTAWT.JPG

[aria]

So much ownage in so few posts.

I mean, seriously, if you're going to make up some fake identity and name it after a Thundercat, why not at least pick a live Thundercat?



Look out, everyone -A dead thundercat is going to get us:

http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/gallery/jaga4.JPG

[BIG]

From: Ultratech Inc.
To: Vanilla Thunder
Re: Tora Kouhi & Jago Sr.

VT,

We have received word that Jago has once again escaped our grasp, fueld by the Tiger Spirit. When we heard word that Tora was injured, we took Eyedol's genes and spliced them directly into Tora's DNA. All Tora needs to do is to stamp her foot repeatedly and she will recover from her condition. We do, however have Fulgore surveilling the hospital so we can once again attempt to destroy Jago and his sister (Tora's aunt), Orchid.

Until that time, our agent, Spinal will be using his mimmicking powers to impersonate her sister and post on your message board. Long live Ultratech.

Sincerely,

Ultratech Inc.

P.S. If you have any fucking clue what happened to Chief Thunder or Cinder, please let us know. We put milk out for them on the back porch the last few nights, but they have still not returned.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kazuki Dash]

Bobak:
wasn't his name Jaga?
still funny tho...
;)

[Spoonman]

Originally posted by Burakkupansaa
. That's enough jibba jabba from me for now. I just wanna give brief history lesson on the way thing shoulda gone.

Hmmm.

Jibba Jabba?

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Sp00nman/jabba.jpg

[Maury V.]

Look I'm going to end this right now cause it's getting pretty tiring!

TORA KOUHI, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU GOT ALL THE ATTENTION YOU WANTED NOW LEAVE US ALONE. GO AWAY, YOU DID YOUR DAMAGE HERE TO EVERYONE ESPICALLY TO THE PEOPLE THAT LIKED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE COOL. LIKE I SAID EAIRLER, THIS SHIT AINT GONNA FLY WITH ME BUT WE'RE ON THE INTERNET, I REALLY DON'T GIVE A MUTHA FUCK WHAT YOU SAY OR DO CAUSE I WON'T BELIEVE A GOT DAMN WORD YOU SAY! QUIT USING THESE FAKE ASS ACCOUNTS CAUSE IT'S GETTING ANNOYING; YOU'RE SPAMMING UP THE PLACE AND WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF. JUST GO, NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE IN HERE AGAIN! ANOTHER THING, AND I KNOW I'VE SAID IT ALOT:

BITCH, YOU CAN NVA EVA, NVA EVA, NVA EVA, NVA EVA, NVA EVA, WHAT, GET IN MY LEVEL, WHAT, GET ON MY LEVEL, OK, GET ON MY LEVEL, OK, GET ON MY LEVEL.

Compliments of Trillville feat. Lil' Jon

Maury V.

[aria]

Originally posted by Kazuki Dash
Bobak:
wasn't his name Jaga?
still funny tho...
;)

Eh, touche.

I admit I get these names mixed up sometimes: Jaga, Jago, Jagi... all I know is that this person is a Jagoff.

[Soilwork]

God, I love these boards. I really do.

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

Originally posted by SonGohan
God, I love these boards. I really do.

Indeed. Plenty of drama, comedy, stupidity, and 2D gaming for all.

And a few roms.

[Judge Dredd]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr.
TONS AND TONS OF CRAP LATER... THE SAME POST IS SIGNED:

Jago M. Steel Jr.
JUDGE DREDD RULES THAT ANY MORON WHO CANNOT REMEMBER TO USE THE SAME FAKE NAME (SUFFIX) IN THE SAME POST IS AN IDIOT ON THE LEVEL OF SUCH HIGH-MORONS SUCH AS GBITCH AND WEREWOLF "I'M A GAY FLOWER, EW" YAGAMI.

TORA IS JUDGED TO BE A REALLY BAD LIER AND PATHETIC P.O.S.

SO JUDGED!

[Dallas_Five]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features.DEAR SIR:

Hello! My name is Ernest McSwilligan and I am an independantly wealthy entrepeneur and avid sporting fan. For my next venture, I am starting a PROFESSIONAL WOMENS VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE (the PWVL). Your post caught my attention; I am interested in having your wife and daughters come down for a try-out. It doesn't matter if they are not athletically inclined, as we just need some big-ass bitches in shorts (excuse my language; I come from the streets). If this sounds interesting, please contact me at once! Thanks!

Ernest P. McSwilligan
IpickUpTrannyHookers@bullshit-lie.com (fuckingcrackwhore@hotmail.com)

P.S.- If volleyball isn't your thing, I also have contacts in the circus industry. Perhaps sideshow freaks would fit your family better? Sure, people may turn away in disgust at the sight of you or cover their children's eyes before they scream, but there's good pay and benefits! Holla back!

P.P.S.- Your chicks don't happen to have dicks, do they?

[tsukaesugi]

I have to admit, I was pretty upset when I read Tora's Dad's letter. He said some pretty nasty things about me, and I think he even used the 'F' word. So I did what anyone would do in the same situation, I sent a letter to my dad. There's no Internet access at the Castle, so I had to send it by carrier pigeon. This morning I found an arrow stuck to my front door with this letter tied to it.

Watch out Tora, my Dad can beat up your Dad.


Dear Mr. Steel,

I apologize for my poor Engish. I am, as you Americans say, a little rusty.

It has come to my attention that you recently called my son a 'no-good crumpcake ass', whatever that means. A mere peasant like you insulting the son of Royalty would be beheaded in an instant if the incident had taken place in Japan.

Unfortunately, you have issued this insult over the Internet, and beyond the reach of Bushido law.

I have no other option then to mount a full scale invasion of Gardena.

Even as I write this the Eva and Valkyrie units are being deployed, Godzilla is being summoned from his underwater cave, and a crack team of ninja commados has already been sent to your house.

I will personally be leading the attack. At seven feet four inches I am a full inch taller than you are. Underneath my skin is a titanium-alloy endoskeleton. I have laser eyes.

After my armies have ascertained your whereabouts, I will challenge you to a one on one duel. Expect me to perform several Super Combos and Combo Breakers upon you. I may even unleash a Monster or Ultimate Combo. Expect anywhere from 40 to 60% percent of your health bar to be drained in the first few seconds. After I have vanquished you I will input the secret code and perform a Fatality, possibly Sub-Zero's or Scorpion's (I've always been partial to Ninjas).

Be afraid Mr.Steel. Be very afraid.

Sincerely,

Grand Marshal Hanzoemon Nomisugi
Exalted Daimyo of the Northern Provinces
The White Dragon of Mutsu

[Logicdustbin]

Remind me not to piss off tsukaesugi, his dad is Bad-ass!

[Spoonman]

OH

MY

Fucking

GAWD



That is the funniest shit thus far Tsuka...VT's shit was awsome too....

I have a feeling that beyond this display of one-upmanship we are unwittingly competing with HerV for the #1 funniest ownag3 thread...

[KOF RUGAL B.]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.
Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr. and as you can see I am Tigresa and Pantera's (whom ya'll know as Tora and Burakkupansaa) father. I'm dismayed at this shit ya'll about ailing daughter. Me and my wife Sirea drove all the way down here from Surprise, Arizona just to be with her. I understand that my daughters have been bad girls online and all but there is always a time to be serious. The reason I'm here is to give my 100 bucks worth.

It has come to my attention that some of ya'll niggas over planted some false rumor that her situation was a lie and whomever those people are, ya'll niggas burnt for that shit. Well, I'm the medical genius of this family and direct whatever question you had directed for my daughter Pantera, direct them towards me instead because I am their pops.

Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.

Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.

I have some comments to direct to certain and all posters.

Everyone = I saw the comments and I was greatful myself but when I saw all this that was absurd and disrepectful toward my ailing daughter and I demand an apology from the party responsible for this gah dam ruckus. I saw gah dam because I respect the 3rd commandent. My daughter Tigresa had to much to do to pull some stunt like this. Pantera was telling m,e she was doing something nice for all of ya'll and this is how you repay her? Ya;ll niggas burnt for that shit. Also, my daughters besides hanging out at their studio sometimes have nother reason not to give out their home address. Our family is worth alot of money. My pops is an M.D. and just like my kids I left early and even started a family (had kids) around the same age they left the house. Me and my pops reconciled.

Whoever real name is David: Pantera told me that you wanted to vist Tigresa in the hospital. I'm sorry bro man, but it was my call for you not to do so. Atlhough my kids left the house at a very very young age, I will aways be their loving and sometimes over protective pops and I don't know you very well. I apologize.

Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.

Today's my daughter Pantera's birthday so I can't finish all I gotta say today but rest assure you have me to deal with tommorow. But I'll get to the intertnal features and the rest of external shit as a bonus I'll throw in the history on the family name of Steel. It is because of these hereditary features that we were given this last name. Understand? Because I already told you about how unusual we our outside so what would you expect from our inside (which is not as strong but strong enough).

Jago M. Steel Jr.

Tears:crying:

[tsukaesugi]

Originally posted by Spoonman
That is the funniest shit thus far Tsuka...VT's shit was awsome too...

Yeah, I laughed my ass off when I read VT's e-mail. That was funny funny stuff.

Bobak's was great too. LOL 'a dead Thundercat'

[Shiva Nataraja]

Originally posted by Jago Sr.




Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.

Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.



So... by that rant of yours you are telling us that your family are the begining of a new aryan race?

:rolleyes:

You sure had a foul mouth for a father supposed to be educated :smirk:

[Testament]

http://www.graphic-design.ca/~assimakopoulos/kittens.jpg

EDIT:
Maybe masturbation plays a bigger role in this more then we think....

[Kazuki Dash]

Q: Negrodamus, when what will happen when this Tora person finally gets what's coming to her?

A: Tora will be ambushed by an angry mob who will shoot both her hands full of holes to make sure she can never type or "draw" again. They will then proceed to drop a dedicated NEO cab on her head, resulting in an aneurysm which leaves her comatose. She will then be put on display in Times Square in an airtight plexiglass case kindly donated by that sissy magician David Blaine so that everyone will know what happens to those who f**k with the NEO forums.

[Shiva Nataraja]

Originally posted by Testament
http://www.graphic-design.ca/~assimakopoulos/kittens.jpg

EDIT:
Maybe masturbation plays a bigger role in this more then we think....

Hey Testa Ka!!!! How are you?!?

:mr_t:

[Testament]

Originally posted by Shiva Nataraja
Hey Testa Ka!!!! How are you?!?

:mr_t:

I am good! :D
Somehow I feel drawn to fighting mutant aryan race monsters in comas for some reason... you? :mr_t:

[beelzebubble]

dallas 5 and tsuka posts.. both:

5 cows

http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif

[VanillaThunder]

Originally posted by beelzebubble
dallas 5 and tsuka posts.. both:

5 cows

http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif http://fierceslash.com/forums/images/smilies/cowsleep.gif


No love?

See who gets invited to the next Ultratech Xmas party with me.

Hmmph!

P.S. Those evil scientists really know how to party.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Syxx573]

Originally posted by The Legendary LoneWolf
ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CA CA CA CA COMBO BREAKER!!!

[Shiva Nataraja]

Originally posted by Testament
I am good! :D
Somehow I feel drawn to fighting mutant aryan race monsters in comas for some reason... you? :mr_t:

You won't even need to fight them, they are too busy to try to reanimate the mafia hitmen they hired but killed off by a brain stroke. Look like hitting the invert colors in Photoshop was not a good idea :D

[Hidden Character]

Thanks everyone. Y'all just made my day reading these posts go from sorrow:( to sucker:emb: to silly-ass-laugh-of-the-day:loco:. Carry on.

From Junior to Senior, eh?

"I pity the fool that uses Junior Senior in vain, sucka!"
http://www.juniorsenior.com/photoalbum/89/1250.jpg

[Kazuki Dash]

symptoms of a syntactic aneurysm include victims stating they
"c-c-can't control their feet"
:multi_co:

[Syxx573]

To all you bitch niggaz over there
just throw yo hands in the air
and wave em like you just don't care

[Kazuki Dash]

now that I have Junior Senior playing in my head (thank you Hidden Character :p )
I'm imagining the kooky squirrel from the music video smacking the crap out of Tora with a hammer, but still going to the beat of course...
:tickled:

[Maury V.]

Originally posted by Syxx573
CA CA CA CA COMBO BREAKER!!!

It's been done. But to lighten up teh mood...

Hyper Combo!
Super Combo!
Mega Combo!
Monster Combo!
Supreme Victory!

[Spoonman]

Jag0WN3D

[The Legendary LoneWolf]

Originally posted by Syxx573
To all you bitch niggaz over there
just throw yo hands in the air
and wave em like you just don't care
and if you're a square
from delaware, then u better say HELL YA

[Ragnarok]

In Reply to #1

Sure I believe in heredity. No wonder where they got the small brain.

[Crovax]

Originally posted by Razial
It's been done. But to lighten up teh mood...

Hyper Combo!
Super Combo!
Mega Combo!
Monster Combo!
Supreme Victory!

Dude! you forgot the best one

HUMILIATION!! *cue crappy dance music*

[Maury V.]

Hey, where's that "N-G.com: We know drama" thing at? I really wanna see that.

[Kuro Yagami No Konushi]

OMG, now Jago Sr. has fallen ill to the same fate that befell his precious daughter! At times like these, Tora's mother would have sent us the horrible news, but word is she got drafted the PWVL. :3

Honest! I got the word from Tora's pallette swapped falcon!:eye:

[Kim _Kaphwan]

you know i bet it was that damn violet house...those filthy bastards!!!

[Ghost-Dog, presented by Tervis®]

Wow, a whole day and no post from the schizo.

Just like I thought, fake as fuck.

[Logicdustbin]

Perhaps they are going to show their ‘Mom’ how to post here next…..

[VanillaThunder]

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/drnick.jpg



"Hiya bitch niggas!"


"Tora suffered from a syntactic aneurysm! It's when the brain feels starved for attention... and decides to post it's near death on the internet."


"The only thing that can save her is flowers, posting and family members named after obscure fighting game characters coming to her rescue."

"take 300 posts of teh dr4m4 and call me in the morning!"

[aria]

Dammit Tora, if you're going to go out in a ball of flames, at least please the audience you tap-dancing, lying moron!

Dance for us! Dance! Dance! Dance!

[TeRrACiDe]

Tora you fucken hooker, you caused so much shit on the forum. I swear if I ever see you, I am gonna ass/nose/ear rape you, your sister, and your mother. I'll even make a few more wholes while I am at it. And then, I am gonna stick a big fucken bowling pin in your dads ass and give him a real fucken blood clot. You and your family are a bunch of fucken retarded mother fuckers with no life. I wish you really get a fucken blood clot and die a slow miserable fucken death you lying bitch.

[Spoonman]

Originally posted by TeRrACiDe
Tora you fucken hooker, you caused so much shit on the forum. I swear if I ever see you, I am gonna ass/nose/ear rape you, your sister, and your mother. I'll even make a few more wholes while I am at it. And then, I am gonna stick a big fucken bowling pin in your dads ass and give him a real fucken blood clot. You and your family are a bunch of fucken retarded mother fuckers with no life. I wish you really get a fucken blood clot and die a slow miserable fucken death you lying bitch.

:loco:

HOLY SHIT. when your friend offered you head.....

was it at gunpoint?

[SPINMASTER X]

Originally posted by buttasuperb
And a few roms.

a few eh? :smirk:You don't know me very well do ya?

[orochi_lubu]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jago Sr.
[bullshit lie

[orochi_lubu]

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP JAGO DO YOU READ ME YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS SHIT HEAD!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

[orochi_lubu]

Originally posted by TeRrACiDe
Tora you fucken hooker, you caused so much shit on the forum. I swear if I ever see you, I am gonna ass/nose/ear rape you, your sister, and your mother. I'll even make a few more wholes while I am at it. And then, I am gonna stick a big fucken bowling pin in your dads ass and give him a real fucken blood clot. You and your family are a bunch of fucken retarded mother fuckers with no life. I wish you really get a fucken blood clot and die a slow miserable fucken death you lying bitch.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :tickled: :tickled: :tickled:

best shit i heard all day:buttrock:


oh yeah and jerkgo, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH!! ALL OF YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU CANDY ASS BITCH!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO HELL YA TWO-TIMING, DICK SUCKING, UGLY LITTLE SHITHEEL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

p.s. suck on dez nutz!!!

[GENOCIDE CUTTER '94]

Why am I the idealist around here who thinks maybe, just maybe, this Jago Jr Snr feller is acually an existing member with a sense of humour? C'mon, get serious, something so overtly fake has to be a piss take by one funny mother fucker from these bords (although not nearly as funny as Tsuka, i was spraying snot at ten paces).

[PleaseKillMeNow]

Originally posted by GENOCIDE CUTTER '94
Why am I the idealist around here who thinks maybe, just maybe, this Jago Jr Snr feller is acually an existing member with a sense of humour?

I thought that, too. Right around the height part. But then I realized that it isn't under her to do a dumbassed post like this.

...

Heh, seems like even old ON'ers are joining in the fun.

[SML]

Originally posted by GENOCIDE CUTTER '94
Why am I the idealist around here who thinks maybe, just maybe, this Jago Jr Snr feller is acually an existing member with a sense of humour? C'mon, get serious, something so overtly fake has to be a piss take by one funny mother fucker from these bords (although not nearly as funny as Tsuka, i was spraying snot at ten paces).

In her minastrife1 livejournal, she says her dad posted. Tragic as that is.

[THE FURY]

Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr. and as you can see I am Tigresa and Pantera's (whom ya'll know as Tora and Burakkupansaa) father. I'm dismayed at this shit ya'll about ailing daughter. Me and my wife Sirea drove all the way down here from Surprise, Arizona just to be with her. I understand that my daughters have been bad girls online and all but there is always a time to be serious. The reason I'm here is to give my 100 bucks worth.

It has come to my attention that some of ya'll niggas over planted some false rumor that her situation was a lie and whomever those people are, ya'll niggas burnt for that shit. Well, I'm the medical genius of this family and direct whatever question you had directed for my daughter Pantera, direct them towards me instead because I am their pops.

Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.

Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.

I have some comments to direct to certain and all posters.

Everyone = I saw the comments and I was greatful myself but when I saw all this that was absurd and disrepectful toward my ailing daughter and I demand an apology from the party responsible for this gah dam ruckus. I saw gah dam because I respect the 3rd commandent. My daughter Tigresa had to much to do to pull some stunt like this. Pantera was telling m,e she was doing something nice for all of ya'll and this is how you repay her? Ya;ll niggas burnt for that shit. Also, my daughters besides hanging out at their studio sometimes have nother reason not to give out their home address. Our family is worth alot of money. My pops is an M.D. and just like my kids I left early and even started a family (had kids) around the same age they left the house. Me and my pops reconciled.

Whoever real name is David: Pantera told me that you wanted to vist Tigresa in the hospital. I'm sorry bro man, but it was my call for you not to do so. Atlhough my kids left the house at a very very young age, I will aways be their loving and sometimes over protective pops and I don't know you very well. I apologize.

Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.

Today's my daughter Pantera's birthday so I can't finish all I gotta say today but rest assure you have me to deal with tommorow. But I'll get to the intertnal features and the rest of external shit as a bonus I'll throw in the history on the family name of Steel. It is because of these hereditary features that we were given this last name. Understand? Because I already told you about how unusual we our outside so what would you expect from our inside (which is not as strong but strong enough).

Jago M. Steel Jr.

:lol:
ive read some stuff on here but this takes the cake
this tora or who ever it is (if that even is her or its real name) i dont know how any of yaz believed at the start after what shit shes been in
i know i wont b laughing at the toilet anymore,
hard 2 aim when ya laughin ya guts up
missus thought i was havin a friggin heart attack
i laughed till i nearly chunded
and that my friends is no lie

[tsukaesugi]

hard 2 aim when ya laughin ya guts up
missus thought i was havin a friggin heart attack
i laughed till i nearly chunded
and that my friends is no lie

Yep, this whole thread was pretty fucking funny from start to finish.

I still got a chuckle or two out of rereading it, even now.

[Freelancer]

Yep, this whole thread was pretty fucking funny from start to finish.

I still got a chuckle or two out of rereading it, even now.

Indeed!

The whole Jago M. Steel Sr. bit make me laugh hysterically - LOLZ!!

http://www.blood-sports.net/gallery/pictures/Killer_Instinct/jago.jpg :tickled:

[Michael Yagami]

What the fuck is this doing back up here? Did Tora die again?

[Spoon]

My nigga fukattie really needz to be all up in this bitch.

He'd set yo' crumcake nigga asses in check.

Oh well 'ats enough mawfuckking jibba jabba.....I'm out....


I gotta go have sex with my wife and her younger half sister again....

Payce. :buttrock:

[das roker]

I don't even mind that this thread got bumped

it's classic