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WildWildabeast
05-26-2004, 03:41 AM
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The term "0wnage" just doesn't quite convey the power of this legendary thread. Enjoy. Oh... and the key link in this thread is NSFW]
Wowzers!
For someone who enjoys Neo-Geo so much, this guy isn't very 2D at all...
http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v225/joesmells45/tardolardo.jpg
Well this part of him (http://www.vgtab.net/pics/needledick.jpg) is at least
Syxx573
05-26-2004, 11:24 AM
Fucker.
Let me get this straight, this guy is Mr. "I like sending physical threats by PM". :eek_2:
Ghost-Dog, presented by TervisŪ
05-26-2004, 06:40 PM
...just back out of the thread slowly...
BTW, Fat Kirk>Skinny Kirk
ClassicMode1985
05-26-2004, 11:29 PM
Wowzers!
For someone who enjoys Neo-Geo so much, this guy isn't very 2D at all...
http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v225/joesmells45/tardolardo.jpg
Well this part of him (http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v225/joesmells45/needledick.jpg) is at least
I'm pressing charges against you, and Bobak, I'm disappointed in you for denying my request to delete my account, as a Mod, you sadden me.
Mistress Dragon, Nada, you are going to be hearing from my lawyers within the first week of June for violating my privacy. Also, Will Collins (Kim Kwaphan) will be hearing from them as well.
If this is not taken down, I will be pressing charges soon. And Bobak, "threats" are not made, I make lawyers come to your door quickly son. So wise up and get this off now and delete my account now along with this thread or else I will force to press charges against this.
I will not be harassed by you or any other member of this board.
BeefJerky
05-26-2004, 11:31 PM
Don't click the link, it's a penis.
FormlessOne
05-26-2004, 11:39 PM
Don't click the link, it's a penis.
I think the Needledick url gave it away.
But thanks for the heads up.
later
Form0
Neon_Sonic
05-26-2004, 11:42 PM
Well this part of him (http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v225/joesmells45/needledick.jpg) is at least
Fuck you.
BeefJerky
05-26-2004, 11:43 PM
Fuck you.
I told you not to click it, B.
Neon_Sonic
05-26-2004, 11:47 PM
I told you not to click it, B.
I read posts in order, C.
BeefJerky
05-26-2004, 11:48 PM
I read posts in order, C.
BREAK YOSELF FOOL!
Neon_Sonic
05-26-2004, 11:51 PM
BREAK YOSELF FOOL!
I bes tryin', yo!
BeefJerky
05-26-2004, 11:53 PM
Thou shalt nevar outspam me.
Yes, I'm quite the spammer, and today I had Spam burger for dinner because I'm not a good cook, and it was DELICIOUS. I'd eat Spam for breakfast BITCH.
Be careful! There's a link to a penis in this thread!
Neon_Sonic
05-26-2004, 11:56 PM
8==================|)~~~~~
Can you find it?
BeefJerky
05-27-2004, 12:00 AM
8==================|)~~~~~
Can you find it?
I see penis. I see France. I see Neon_Sonic's underpants.
http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/thongs.jpg
Neon_Sonic
05-27-2004, 12:12 AM
I see penis. I see France. I see Neon_Sonic's underpants.
http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/thongs.jpg
You had NO RIGHT to invade my privacy like that. I'll see your ass in court!
BeefJerky
05-27-2004, 12:18 AM
You had NO RIGHT to invade my privacy like that. I'll see your ass in court!
Hmm.. I'm callin' Johnny Cochrane.
Neon_Sonic
05-27-2004, 12:30 AM
Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor
with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense!
BeefJerky
05-27-2004, 12:33 AM
Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor
with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense!
Because he likes midget furry secks, duh.
/me crashes an airplane into someone's house.
I'm pressing charges against you, and Bobak, I'm disappointed in you for denying my request to delete my account, as a Mod, you sadden me.
Mistress Dragon, Nada, you are going to be hearing from my lawyers within the first week of June for violating my privacy. Also, Will Collins (Kim Kwaphan) will be hearing from them as well.
If this is not taken down, I will be pressing charges soon. And Bobak, "threats" are not made, I make lawyers come to your door quickly son. So wise up and get this off now and delete my account now along with this thread or else I will force to press charges against this.
I will not be harassed by you or any other member of this board.
Is this for real? :spock:
If so, that is soooooo sad man.
Q-
BeefJerky
05-27-2004, 02:10 AM
Is this for real? :spock:
If so, that is soooooo sad man.
Q-
On AIM he told me he was going to get the site shut down. Normally I don't go about making AIM convos public, but I feel everyone deserves to know this.
Lagduf
05-27-2004, 02:14 AM
Classicmode>you
That is all.
madmanjock
05-27-2004, 06:50 AM
. (http://www.boomspeed.com/madmanjock/tardolardo.jpg)
leGionellz
05-27-2004, 08:02 AM
I will charge you all for spamming up this threat. :mad:
Soilwork
05-27-2004, 08:59 AM
OMFG
Is that really his penis? Did he send it to MD or something?
If you could only hear how much I'm laughing right now. I mean.. shit, I don't think I've ever laughed this hard.. I just may blow a funny fuse.
for the record:
LOL
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-27-2004, 09:18 AM
I'm pressing charges against you, and Bobak, I'm disappointed in you for denying my request to delete my account, as a Mod, you sadden me.
Mistress Dragon, Nada, you are going to be hearing from my lawyers within the first week of June for violating my privacy. Also, Will Collins (Kim Kwaphan) will be hearing from them as well.
If this is not taken down, I will be pressing charges soon. And Bobak, "threats" are not made, I make lawyers come to your door quickly son. So wise up and get this off now and delete my account now along with this thread or else I will force to press charges against this.
I will not be harassed by you or any other member of this board.
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Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-27-2004, 09:24 AM
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Syxx573
05-27-2004, 10:45 AM
Damnit, they invented lol so you don't have to do that! :annoyed:
Stephane
05-27-2004, 10:57 AM
weird thread !
only why this poster arent banned, and the pictures arent removed ?
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-27-2004, 11:07 AM
Damnit, they invented lol so you don't have to do that! :annoyed:
haha > lol
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-27-2004, 11:17 AM
DashK>buttasuperb>n00bs
Syxx573
05-27-2004, 11:22 AM
It's funny because he kind of admited that that was him. It's probably his weiner too. :lol:
FormlessOne
05-27-2004, 01:07 PM
This has to be the worst/funniest thread I've ever read in my entire life.
http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon25.gif http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon25.gif http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon25.gif
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-27-2004, 01:16 PM
Can someone make me a penis avatar
Later
Fat0
RAINBOW PONY
05-27-2004, 01:25 PM
this guy is like the male tora, lmao, i wonder if he has a "studio"
nruva
05-27-2004, 02:08 PM
HOLY SHIT MAN... WHY WAS A PENIS PICTURE EVEN SENT... and what complete ownage... I just... I need to go lay down, this is too much.
-Nick
Dallas_Five
05-27-2004, 02:41 PM
Hmm.. I'm callin' Johnny Cock-rane.Damn right.
shir0
05-27-2004, 03:04 PM
I still have my eyes because I didn't click on teh link.
:crying:
Classicmode needs to lay off the fucking twinkies, that's
fucking ridiculous. GO. TO. A. GYM. FAT. ASS.
How exactly is he going to sue MD, Bobak, The Free World
and NG.com? I don't see grounds for a lawsuit here?
Later
shir0
Kid Aphex
05-27-2004, 03:27 PM
I know I quit these forums, but I just wanted to cement my place in internet history by posting in this thread---and acknowledging this is the most ruinous attack on a person I've ever seen on the internet.
RAINBOW PONY
05-27-2004, 03:34 PM
I know I quit these forums, but I just wanted to cement my place in internet history by posting in this thread---and acknowledging this is the most ruinous attack on a person I've ever seen on the internet.
fucking nerd
Holy cow, he confirmed it!
I'm pressing charges against you, and Bobak, I'm disappointed in you for denying my request to delete my account, as a Mod, you sadden me.
Mistress Dragon, Nada, you are going to be hearing from my lawyers within the first week of June for violating my privacy. Also, Will Collins (Kim Kwaphan) will be hearing from them as well.
If this is not taken down, I will be pressing charges soon. And Bobak, "threats" are not made, I make lawyers come to your door quickly son. So wise up and get this off now and delete my account now along with this thread or else I will force to press charges against this.
I will not be harassed by you or any other member of this board.
"You'll make lawyers come to my door?" http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif
Lawsuits are pretty impossible, since you sent the photo which someone posted; deleting your account is completely discretionary on the mods part; threatening lawsuits is a sign of desperation which will forever mark your participation in any board we see you on.
Then again, I'm just a 3rd year law student, with lawyer friends everywhere.
Everytime I think this website can't top itself... it does.
FeelGood
05-27-2004, 03:59 PM
I'm pressing charges against you, and Bobak, I'm disappointed in you for denying my request to delete my account, as a Mod, you sadden me.
Mistress Dragon, Nada, you are going to be hearing from my lawyers within the first week of June for violating my privacy. Also, Will Collins (Kim Kwaphan) will be hearing from them as well.
If this is not taken down, I will be pressing charges soon. And Bobak, "threats" are not made, I make lawyers come to your door quickly son. So wise up and get this off now and delete my account now along with this thread or else I will force to press charges against this.
I will not be harassed by you or any other member of this board.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
I didn't believe it was true until you confirmed it with this....
Wow... And here I thought the forums were way too boring lately...
RAINBOW PONY
05-27-2004, 04:03 PM
wait wait... why did he send someone a pic of his pencil dick? was he trying to turn MD on?
lmao, nice posters there playboy, The Crow (lmao), SF Alpha and Star Wars, i bet you go to all the parties....
and can I just say, worst. owning. EVAR. nothing will ever top this shit, hell even tora can't come close to this.. aaaaaaaahahahahaha.
VanillaThunder
05-27-2004, 04:15 PM
wait wait... why did he send someone a pic of his pencil dick? was he trying to turn MD on?
lmao, nice posters there playboy, The Crow (lmao), SF Alpha and Star Wars, i bet you go to all the parties....
and can I just say, worst. owning. EVAR. nothing will ever top this shit, hell even tora can't come close to this.. aaaaaaaahahahahaha.
Something could...
Dion, showing his small dick on the forums... while shredding inserts.. and alicia barone coming .. raping him with a 12 inch dildo... with MERC burying his face in her ass cheeks.. with new playmore sprites in the background..
That would be a tight race right there..
lmao, nice posters there playboy, The Crow (lmao), SF Alpha and Star Wars, i bet you go to all the parties....
It's a Nerd paradox!
PleaseKillMeNow
05-27-2004, 04:24 PM
Haven't looked at the pee pee yet, but what a dumbass CM is for admitting it.
A simple "That's not me" and some people will go about their day. But he just had to reply. And with a 'lawyers' remark.
Why the fuck are you sending pictures of your dong to people? Last time I checked, that's a Bozo no-no.
Edit: I just saw it and I'd laugh, but I feel too bad.
RAINBOW PONY
05-27-2004, 04:28 PM
Haven't looked at the pee pee yet, but what a dumbass CM is for admitting it.
A simple "That's not me" and some people will go about their day. But he just had to reply. And with a 'lawyers' remark.
Why the fuck are you sending pictures of your dong to people? Last time I checked, that's a Bozo no-no.
look at the cawk shot if you dare, but the vision of the smallest dick you've ever seen may haunt you forever. and i think he was trying to get a twat shot of MD's bush in exchange for his cock photo.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-27-2004, 04:29 PM
It's a Nerd paradox!
Why yes I concur its a bit of a conundrum.
/me heard that on T.V. and has no idea what he is talking about :(
FeelGood
05-27-2004, 04:29 PM
lol. this thread made my week.
Kim _Kaphwan
05-27-2004, 05:06 PM
funny thing is, i didn't even know about this until now. fucking hillarious whoever you are that posted this, fucking hillarious. apparantly i'm getting lawyers called on me in june. wow. this is all happening so fast, and it's all so retarded. CM, heihachi, OIY, whatever the hell you are; you really are a dumbass. and i wasn't even behind this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GUTTED!
Dallas_Five
05-27-2004, 05:15 PM
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NeoGumby
05-27-2004, 06:21 PM
For being very, very naughty WildWildabeast was banned.
It is not appropriate to come onto a website with a fake account and post pictures of someone's, ahem, Pokey, like that. As a fake account, it is banned!
For those curious, here is a picture of my Pokey sticking out of a bush (http://www.joshwa.net/Advice/images/pokey.jpg).
shir0
05-27-2004, 06:25 PM
lol. this thread made my week.
Your month and even your yyyyyyyyyyyear.
Friends > the world.
Later
shir0
Solidus Snake
05-27-2004, 06:46 PM
Thread of teh millenium!!! :multi_co:
Edit: Why would anyone dare to post such a pic on the internet anyway?
I've almost never posted in a War Room thread aside from the metal thread, but I saw this early this morning, and it was just too much for me to process. I don't think I've ever seen such a complete and total gutting of another human being on the internet before. I laughed harder than I ever have on this site. Thread of the year.
RAINBOW PONY
05-27-2004, 07:20 PM
I don't think I've ever seen such a complete and total gutting of another human being on the internet before. I laughed harder than I ever have on this site. Thread of the year.
damn straight.
but
thread of teh millienium you mean.
NeoDragoN
05-27-2004, 07:21 PM
Why would anyone want to put a picture of there dick on the internet espeicially when its that small? :spock:
By the way ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY! :lol: :lol:
RAINBOW PONY
05-27-2004, 07:37 PM
bump :lol:
WTF!
...and acknowledging this is the most ruinous attack on a person I've ever seen on the internet.
agreed
not sonic
05-27-2004, 09:42 PM
holy shit.
hahaha
:buttrock:
BeefJerky
05-27-2004, 11:21 PM
Damn right.
You guys, Johnny Cockring said he'd defend the site against the lawsuit.
Neon_Sonic
05-27-2004, 11:22 PM
Sweet... like warm apple pie.
das roker
05-27-2004, 11:26 PM
I was here
Neon_Sonic
05-27-2004, 11:27 PM
Liar.
SouthtownKid
05-27-2004, 11:28 PM
These forums just chew people up and spit them out. How many meltdowns is that so far this year?
Neon_Sonic
05-27-2004, 11:29 PM
These forums just chew people up and spit them out. How many meltdowns is that so far this year?
I wonder if this will make it into the drama hall-of-fame with the likes of Tora dying and classic inserts.
Logicdustbin
05-27-2004, 11:49 PM
Is this him as well.......perhaps its all an optical illusion..... (http://www.neprap.com/uploads/45.gif)
jethrek
05-28-2004, 12:28 AM
fucking nerd
http://www.mondo-retro.com/images/cartoons/mooninites.jpeg
You are a nerd, and you are inferior. Only DashK, who is from the moon, is superior with his talk show and ROMzBox.
Syxx573
05-28-2004, 12:28 AM
God damnit, why do i keep clicking these links. :angry:
BeefJerky
05-28-2004, 12:42 AM
God damnit, why do i keep clicking these links. :angry:
Because you love the cawk.
Logicdustbin
05-28-2004, 12:44 AM
do you think chuplayer almost clicked that link when his father walked by?
MistressDragon
05-28-2004, 03:26 AM
http://mercury.walagata.com/w/harpingwillie/ownedtape.JPG
FeelGood
05-28-2004, 03:40 AM
lol wtf is this how did it happen?
Kiel Von Olson, Esq.
05-28-2004, 03:44 AM
And people wonder why this is the only place I go to on the internet. Ahahaha.
Russia loves this. Valier's uncle Vladislov recommends that Classicmode "Get his respect."
corbo 2
05-28-2004, 07:10 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Awesome,one of the greatest threads ever.Just what i needed after my English Lit Exam :D
Baseley09
05-28-2004, 07:30 AM
Awsome, get this guy a porno contract.
breal
05-28-2004, 09:21 AM
http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v99/breal/muppet2.bmp
this thread, Statler and Waldorf say this thread is TEH FUNNIEST :lol:
VanillaThunder
05-28-2004, 09:58 AM
Heh.
I just looked at the War Room list...
There should be a message at the top...
Your small dick has been viewed 1,446 times.
KOF RUGAL B.
05-28-2004, 12:22 PM
http://mercury.walagata.com/w/harpingwillie/ownedtape.JPG
Hope thats not you.... :eek_2:
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-28-2004, 12:23 PM
Hope thats not you.... :eek_2:
Its me :emb:
Darklighterx
05-28-2004, 12:32 PM
If the pics are legit, then owned is the word. :eek_2:
RAINBOW PONY
05-28-2004, 01:20 PM
i wonder if classicmode will ever post on this board again, or if he's hiding in shame as i speak.
Lets Gekiga In
05-28-2004, 02:09 PM
I had to get a post in.
Post count +0
FeelGood
05-28-2004, 02:31 PM
If the pics are legit, then you must acquit
Man this is some truly sad shit.
Poor dude, I don't think anyone could create so much evil to deserve this.
BeefJerky
05-28-2004, 02:39 PM
I must post in this thread again.
+0 x 1,000,000
RAINBOW PONY
05-28-2004, 02:40 PM
the fucked up thing is, this guy kinda looks like a heavy set more nerdy (if that's even fucking possible) Mccauley Culkin....
FeelGood
05-28-2004, 02:50 PM
oh, he did deserve this.
this kid self alledgely hacks into peoples' computers to get shit, stalks, threatens, and lies (to me, which completely besooses my koon). I say
http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon13.gif
oh, he did deserve this.
this kid self alledgely hacks into peoples' computers to get shit, stalks, threatens, and lies (to me, which completely besooses my koon). I say
http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon13.gif
Its weird, I've been getting hundreds of trojan alerts lately. I'm getting one right now as I type this.
Its pathetic.
I hate pussy ass hackers.
galfordo
05-28-2004, 02:53 PM
ROFL .... dude, this is too much :tickled: :tickled:
Somebody needs to uncover (or just tell, if you know it) the story behind this. Even though I still think the orpheus thing was funnier, this is definately a much more severe form of teh pwn4g3.
I now mark my place in ng.com history ---- galfordo was here!!
:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:
Superfamifreak
05-28-2004, 02:54 PM
i <3 neo-geo.com :buttrock:
teh cawk pix = :lol:
Kim _Kaphwan
05-28-2004, 02:59 PM
ROFL .... dude, this is too much :tickled: :tickled:
Somebody needs to uncover (or just tell, if you know it) the story behind this. Even though I still think the orpheus thing was funnier, this is definately a much more severe form of teh pwn4g3.
I now mark my place in ng.com history ---- galfordo was here!!
:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:
those who know the story aint telling. so just have your laughs and mind your own business fuckface.
Mike Shagohod
05-28-2004, 03:07 PM
...THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
{X-Files musical cue}
:loco:
FeelGood
05-28-2004, 03:24 PM
oh man... thinking about the story of what happened...
ugh....
I think I have to throw up.
Kim _Kaphwan
05-28-2004, 03:38 PM
oh man... thinking about the story of what happened...
ugh....
I think I have to throw up.
hey it's not that bad....oh wait IT IS! that's the one story that pisses me off more than any other. the man is a disgusting pile of filth and he deserves ever bit of this rheeming.
VanillaThunder
05-28-2004, 03:54 PM
http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0803/Dinkmeister/egokillersig.jpg
RAINBOW PONY
05-28-2004, 04:29 PM
hey it's not that bad....oh wait IT IS! that's the one story that pisses me off more than any other. the man is a disgusting pile of filth and he deserves ever bit of this rheeming.
and you should be talking? you little texican perv, mistressdragon said you were obsessed with her, but she said you were just friends and were a nice guy... ohhhh sorry dude but you're in the "friend bitch" zone..... :tickled:
i'll tell you how teh bush looks tho.....
neonightrider
05-28-2004, 04:46 PM
Zoom lens?
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-28-2004, 04:50 PM
100th post
shir0
05-28-2004, 05:09 PM
I believe your post is number 101 fatt0. :emb:
Later
shir0
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-28-2004, 05:13 PM
I believe your post is number 101 fatt0. :emb:
Later
shir0
indeed it is , my post was the 100th reply not post
thanks for pointing that out
Later
Fat0
galfordo
05-28-2004, 05:58 PM
those who know the story aint telling. so just have your laughs and mind your own business fuckface.
Go fuck your fat ass online girlfriend some more, and fix me a fucking happy meal while you're at it you ignorant fuck.
Neon_Sonic
05-28-2004, 07:27 PM
Go fuck your fat ass online girlfriend some more, and fix me a fucking happy meal while you're at it you ignorant fuck.
Fuck count +3
galfordo
05-28-2004, 07:51 PM
Fuck count +3
:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:
corbo 2
05-28-2004, 08:00 PM
Shit man.i've gotta be in here again for history!
:buttrock:
http://www.e-thug.net/pics/lollercoaster.gif
firebomber
05-28-2004, 09:03 PM
http://e-thug.net/pics/roflcopter.gif
Tony_N
05-29-2004, 05:04 AM
...
Later
t0ny
shirt
05-29-2004, 05:38 AM
I just ate my own hand.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-29-2004, 01:58 PM
Are you guys serious? His dick is HUGE!
...I wish I was hung like ClassicMode...
...I wish I was hung like ClassicMode...
I wish I was ClassicMode
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-29-2004, 02:43 PM
Let me tell you guys, you don't know the half of it...
I know ClassicMode personally and let me let you in on a little "insider" info:
That tiny penis is not only his bane, it's also his lawyer. If you think your legally secure you got another thing coming. Prepare to be rocked in the balloon-knot.
MistressDragon
05-29-2004, 03:35 PM
*cough* Fake Account *cough*
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-29-2004, 03:38 PM
*cough* Fake Account *cough*
Alright, now turn your head... *squeeze*
Nope, your clean.
Kim _Kaphwan
05-29-2004, 03:38 PM
...I think I am ClassicMode...
FIXD ;)
MistressDragon
05-29-2004, 03:42 PM
Alright, now turn your head... *squeeze*
Nope, your clean.
Ok. That is the saddest attempt at pretending to be a new member.
He registered on may 17th, the day after ClassicMode stopped posting. He's threatening lawyers and claiming a small dong is big, only an idiot like him would do so.
So mind telling everyone how he claims to know him personally when he joined after he stopped posting? Oh yeah. Let me guess. He's his "friend".
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-29-2004, 03:43 PM
Sometimes... sometimes when you talk like that I feel like I don't even KNOW you. I mean, I feel like I don't even KNOW you man.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-29-2004, 03:46 PM
Oh yeah. Let me guess. He's his "friend".
Yeah, a friend with benefits (blatant reference to hot grinding ClassicMode sex).
MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Neon_Sonic
05-29-2004, 03:54 PM
I mean, I feel like I don't even KNOW you man.
At least you realize it's a man.
MistressDragon
05-29-2004, 05:01 PM
16:00:37 [Stinky-Dinkins] I have no idea who ClassicMode is
16:01:58 [Stinky-Dinkins] I know of ClassicMode, but I don't know him personally I'm afraid
contradicting yourself, are we?
Edit:
Let me tell you guys, you don't know the half of it...
I know ClassicMode personally and let me let you in on a little "insider" info:
That tiny penis is not only his bane, it's also his lawyer. If you think your legally secure you got another thing coming. Prepare to be rocked in the balloon-knot.
BeefJerky
05-29-2004, 07:45 PM
16:00:37 [Stinky-Dinkins] I have no idea who ClassicMode is
16:01:58 [Stinky-Dinkins] I know of ClassicMode, but I don't know him personally I'm afraid
contradicting yourself, are we?
Edit:
Could it be he was using a little thing called "sarcasm" and a record number of people didn't pick up on it?
Could it be he was using a little thing called "sarcasm" and a record number of people didn't pick up on it?
hahah, yeah man I hear ya
BeefJerky
05-29-2004, 08:55 PM
hahah, yeah man I hear ya
I'm glad someone does...
Kim _Kaphwan
05-29-2004, 09:09 PM
I'm glad someone does...
i'm deaf.
BeefJerky
05-29-2004, 09:11 PM
i'm deaf.
Rotated as well.
Kim _Kaphwan
05-29-2004, 09:12 PM
Rotated as well.
i thought i was rotated out of the SL, am i back in?
BeefJerky
05-29-2004, 09:15 PM
i thought i was rotated out of the SL, am i back in?
I don't know what you're talking about. :spock:
Kim _Kaphwan
05-29-2004, 09:17 PM
I don't know what you're talking about. :spock:
what i'm saying is: I HATE ALABAMA!
BeefJerky
05-29-2004, 09:19 PM
what i'm saying is: I HATE ALABAMA!
Me too, but where to move to... Definately not Texas, nothing there but steers and queers. :emb:
DanAdamKOF
05-29-2004, 09:20 PM
Me too, but where to move to... Definately not Texas, nothing there but steers and queers. :emb:
:mad:
This thread=best PWn4g3 ev4R!!1!!
Kim _Kaphwan
05-29-2004, 09:20 PM
Me too, but where to move to... Definately not Texas, nothing there but steers and queers. :emb:
wyoming is slowly becoming the place for steers and queers. texas is just filling up with queers, as the steers get eaten. i'm thinking of hopping a boxcar and hoboing my way outta here.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-29-2004, 10:12 PM
wyoming is slowly becoming the place for steers and queers. texas is just filling up with queers, as the steers get eaten. .
Why don't you guys just eat the queers too? They're delicious...
RAINBOW PONY
05-29-2004, 10:17 PM
Why don't you guys just eat the queers too? They're delicious...
are you classicmode?
he's nowhere to be found, and you seem to be spamming as much as he was when he was active.
The BEAST3
05-30-2004, 02:45 AM
I still have my eyes because I didn't click on teh link.
:crying:
Classicmode needs to lay off the fucking twinkies, that's
fucking ridiculous. GO. TO. A. GYM. FAT. ASS.
How exactly is he going to sue MD, Bobak, The Free World
and NG.com? I don't see grounds for a lawsuit here?
Later
shir0
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Later
Beast
das roker
05-30-2004, 03:35 AM
Why don't you guys just eat the queers too? They're delicious...
:multi_co:
For the record...
Everyone in here likes cock except me.
das roker
05-30-2004, 03:40 AM
For the record...
Everyone in here likes cock except me.
:(
SpinMaster would have liked this thread
where the hell is he?
:(
SpinMaster would have liked this thread
where the hell is he?
Hunting down German Milfs
madmanjock
05-31-2004, 02:27 PM
Speaking of Germans...
http://www.boomspeed.com/madmanjock/tardolardo.jpg
The BEAST3
05-31-2004, 02:35 PM
Speaking of Germans...
http://www.boomspeed.com/madmanjock/tardolardo.jpg
:lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
05-31-2004, 02:35 PM
Heil Classicmode!
BeefJerky
06-01-2004, 12:58 PM
BUMP
Who got calls from the lawyers?
galfordo
06-01-2004, 01:14 PM
BUMP
Who got calls from the lawyers?
ROFL ... class action against all members.
BeefJerky
06-01-2004, 01:18 PM
.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-01-2004, 01:20 PM
.
..
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-01-2004, 01:25 PM
..
...
BeefJerky
06-01-2004, 01:25 PM
..
GOD WILL BE CUT!
</butta>
Kim _Kaphwan
06-01-2004, 03:16 PM
BUMP
Who got calls from the lawyers?
not me, and i was supposed to get one. son of a bitch.
galfordo
06-01-2004, 03:22 PM
He's still trying to find the US's best accidental cawk exposure lawyer.
MistressDragon
06-01-2004, 05:21 PM
Haven't heard from any lawyers. :smirk:
orochi_lubu
06-01-2004, 05:46 PM
roflmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i guess homosausage comes in fun size now right? :lol:
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-09-2004, 04:26 PM
Wooops, did I just bump this?
Stephane
06-09-2004, 04:41 PM
are you zoophile ? :spock:
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-09-2004, 04:43 PM
are you zoophile ? :spock:
It depends... are you wearing the dog costume I sent you?
Stephane
06-09-2004, 04:45 PM
It depends... are you wearing the dog costume I sent you?
little mistake i m not Kaos !
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-09-2004, 04:49 PM
little mistake i m not Kaos !
Oh, my bad. I thought you were kaos for a second.
Now that I'm all straightened out do you still have that official NGF dog costume with the sticker covering up the anus? If you do I have good news; the costume can be stickered or un-stickered at any time, allowing easy entry for my meat whistle.
It depends... are you wearing the dog costume I sent you?
Stephane is right
the costume was for me
I wear a dog costume every time I fuck french faggots
edit:
oh..I forgot....great movie.....
...off of Stand by me
How do you know that a Frenchman has been in you yard?
Your trash can is empty and your dog is pregnant
galfordo
06-09-2004, 07:05 PM
Is ClassicMode leaving the Neo scene because of this whole ordeal?
Man o' man .... :oh_no:
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-09-2004, 11:29 PM
Is ClassicMode leaving the Neo scene because of this whole ordeal?
Man o' man .... :oh_no:
He's not leaving, but his penis has retreated like a frightened turtle.
leGionellz
06-10-2004, 02:18 AM
Oh, my bad. I thought you were kaos for a second.
Now that I'm all straightened out do you still have that official NGF dog costume with the sticker covering up the anus? If you do I have good news; the costume can be stickered or un-stickered at any time, allowing easy entry for my meat whistle.
Hmm it seems at least the French find you funny.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-10-2004, 04:03 AM
Hmm it seems at least the French find you funny.
I don't even think the French find me funny.
Stephane
06-11-2004, 12:45 PM
Hmm it seems at least the French find you funny.
my name is Stephane if you forgot !
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-11-2004, 12:48 PM
i'll suck your cock for free if you forgot !
:shame:
:( :(
I sucked your cawk so many times...
why are you doing this to me?
why you forgot?
:eek: :eek:
I wear a dog costume every time I fuck french faggots
impossible, you don't know how to get wood...
Okay,
After fair warning (http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92681&page=3), I've issued the following temp-bans (these will automatically be lifted).
24 Hours until 6/12/04 @ 5pm CST
Kaos
Stephane
one month: until 7/11/04 @ 5pm CST
Sets
------------
Chill out.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-11-2004, 02:01 PM
lolz.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-11-2004, 02:14 PM
Said like Christopher Walken:
"Bobak's got a fever...
..and the only prescription...
...is more bannings."
FeelGood
06-11-2004, 02:37 PM
interestingly enough, the word "gigolo" is French in descent.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-11-2004, 02:39 PM
lolz.
poor kaos but yes lolz indeed
galfordo
06-11-2004, 02:42 PM
man, man, man .... well, at least it's not me in the firing line :D
RAINBOW PONY
06-11-2004, 03:42 PM
l0lzrz
Dreamer
06-11-2004, 03:59 PM
wh3r3 is teh lawjer action at??
BeefJerky
06-20-2004, 11:12 PM
I'm bumping this for more people to experience/remember because he sent me nasty PMs.
Loopz
06-20-2004, 11:28 PM
BUMP!
Bring on TEH THREATZ!!!
BeefJerky
06-20-2004, 11:29 PM
BUMP!
Bring on TEH THREATZ!!!
I'm trying to bug him enough so he'll deaththreat me. But I'm afraid he's learned his lesson finally. I was cool with him till he told me he was gonna try to shut down this site because of this thread. What a faggot.
Sexual Instinct
06-21-2004, 12:03 AM
I thought I should leave proof that I saw this awesome thread. I can tell my grandkids.
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
06-21-2004, 02:59 AM
I've already moderated him into non-existence.
His dick could still be lurking somewhere though.... I couldn't confirm it's elimination because it was impossible to locate.
Stinky-Dinkins
idiot moderator
Kim _Kaphwan
06-21-2004, 04:15 AM
I'm trying to bug him enough so he'll deaththreat me. But I'm afraid he's learned his lesson finally. I was cool with him till he told me he was gonna try to shut down this site because of this thread. What a faggot.
he'll death threat me, that is if i'd actually talk to him. he's death threated me many a time, i just as soon not listen to him, or look at him, or go near him, or touch him with a 30,000 foot pole.
So who saved this pic?
I want to do something creative with it.
Mawdsley
11-28-2004, 05:29 PM
Would anyone actually admit to saving a pic of another member's member? Thats the question!
PS I just read this for the first time. Funny stuff.
Spoon
11-28-2004, 05:51 PM
Wowzers!
For someone who enjoys Neo-Geo so much, this guy isn't very 2D at all...
http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v225/joesmells45/tardolardo.jpg
Well this part of him (http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v225/joesmells45/needledick.jpg) is at least
Who is wildwildabeast?!
He is the purveyor of what could be the greatest ownage in the history of the intarweb.
I think Shawn at the Neo Store has a Poster and T-shirt package of the Classicmode 2 inch meat stick.
I also heard the actual tape measure used by Classicmode to check size was auctioned on ebay and sold for $2, yes that 1 dollar an inch folks in classicmode meat.
Loopz
02-22-2005, 06:10 PM
bump...
Best Ownage Ever. EVAR.
FeelGood
02-22-2005, 07:42 PM
lol i luv this thread. look how many ew posts i absorbed thx to it. :mad:
leGionellz
02-23-2005, 05:27 AM
What a wonderful topic, I read to the whole thing again..
beautiful :crying:
Did anyone save the pic?
I think Wes has it.
Q-
Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew
02-23-2005, 02:26 PM
I think Wes has it.
P-
He has it with the MD pic.
He has it with the MD pic.
lol pube :kekeke:
P-
Soilwork
02-23-2005, 03:48 PM
Fellas... you know if any of you ever post a pic of your penis on this site, Wes archives that shit like it's crazy.
LOLz @ Penis Pic (god damnit don't fucking edit me, D-Lite) (http://www.vgtab.net/pics/needledick.jpg)
Jedah Doma
02-23-2005, 03:54 PM
Wow, it's like the first time all over again. It's been so long I forgot. Thank you Son Gohan, you are a good man. May peace and joy follow you for the rest of your life (and l33t SF skills to boot).
Kim _Kaphwan
02-23-2005, 04:01 PM
look at the pants down there at the ankles. what do you think the waist line on those is? 40 inches? 48 inches?
FeelGood
02-23-2005, 04:09 PM
looks like a baby turtle peeking its head out of the ocean. with a fish hook in it. :crying:
galfordo
02-23-2005, 04:30 PM
I clicked on it for about 0.1 seconds at work. I like living on t3h edge. :kekeke:
nruva
02-23-2005, 06:57 PM
Welcome back to the long lost member.
For a noob like me, it's kind of like reading the Bible and then finally having Moses step out of one of the pages and introducing himself one day, finally seeing that pic.
Cnidarian
02-23-2005, 08:39 PM
For a noob like me, it's kind of like reading the Bible and then finally having Moses step out of one of the pages and introducing himself one day, finally seeing that pic.
:kekeke:
'bless this mess'
Sexual Instinct
02-23-2005, 10:35 PM
Fellas... you know if any of you ever post a pic of your penis on this site, Wes archives that shit like it's crazy.
LOLz @ Penis Pic (god damnit don't fucking edit me, D-Lite) (http://www.vgtab.net/pics/needledick.jpg)
Damn, that guy is huge.
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