Does anyone on Earth have it better than Hugh Hefner?

Loopz

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I don't think so.

I mean, the man's lived possibly the most incredible life one could have lived.
He's had sex with more beautiful women than anyone alive (God bless you Wilt), he's built an entertainment empire, he's still apparently QUITE functional, he's been all over the world...what more could you really want out of life?

Seriously, when I think about it, it's really amazing.
 

RAINBOW PONY

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pretty much, no one can come close. plus all the famous people who wanna hangout at his mansion.
 

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the worst part is he knows it. makes me want to murder him in his sleep.
 

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erm.. I'll be the party pooper ok? he's probably a sad old man. that lifestyle can be fun for only a couple of years. not half a fucking century. he's pimp, no doubt. and intelligent to boot. but I wouldn't want to be him. we all know life's a struggle and would we want it any other way?
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-and I'm a jealous bitch
 

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The man is a living legend. aside from porn stars I don;t think anyone out there gets more pussy than him.
 

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the other two cats that I think are:

the owner of the bunny ranch (only cause he makes insane money for legal prostitution)

rick james...........lol

nah really I cant think of any other old fart that is as bored as he is though (hugh hefner)
 

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Hugh's got it made alright... but over @ Grizzly's Lair deep within the fortress castle of Natorm Headquarters after the fall of civilization, I'd be sitting at my throne:

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and I'd have bitches like this...

Katja-Kassin.jpg


from skinny to BBW, lined up for miles to service the royal wang of Grizzly King.

:lol:

I still wonder if Hugh ever got to ball Kelly Monaco from General Hospital and Dancing With The Stars. That chick is TEH HAWT!

GK
 

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Man, I hate to admit this but I'd probably trade my entire life for one year of Hef's.

While Im at it, Id also trade my good looks, height, intellegence, sense of humour, athletic build, etc in exchange for a larger cock.

Its true.....

:eye: :eye:

:crying:

:crying:

:crying:
 

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Sp0o/\/?! said:
Man, I hate to admit this but I'd probably trade my entire life for one year of Hef's.

While Im at it, Id also trade my good looks, height, intellegence, sense of humour, athletic build, etc in exchange for a larger cock.

Its true.....

:eye: :eye:

:crying:

:crying:

:crying:

If you want i'll sell you mine for $50 shipped.
 

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Sp0o/\/?! said:
While Im at it, Id also trade my good looks, height, intellegence, sense of humour, athletic build, etc in exchange for a larger cock
How much would you get in exchange, 2 inches? :kekeke:
 

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Grizzly King said:

Katja is quite awesome. I mean the Playboy bunnies are hot...just not slutty hot like some pornstars. I'd rather be an pornstar maybe one of the internet ones.

Only real advantage Hefner has is all that damn money. He's rich bitch.
 

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Electroman said:
He's probably going to Hell for the most sinful lifestyle outside of murderous dictators.

If you believe in that crap anyway.
 

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Mark of the Wolves said:
Katja is quite awesome. I mean the Playboy bunnies are hot...just not slutty hot like some pornstars. I'd rather be an pornstar maybe one of the internet ones.

Only real advantage Hefner has is all that damn money. He's rich bitch.

#1> Well I've always been one that hates Playboy because they don't go for the xXxtreme. Who wants to see nekkid chicks who aren't really doing anything but sitting around in suggestive positions? I used to laugh at ppl who said they picked up Playboy for the articles... then I actually started reading the articles of Alvin Toffer and really did read the articles. If the hot playmate isn't showing pink or letting me know what she wants (figuratively speaking since none of us are getting up in those women... it's pure fantasy) then I'm not interested. *Kind of reminds me of why I never did the deed (save a BJ here or two) until I was 20. Because I'd tell the chicks, "Don't be a cock tease now. If you get naked, you're getting fucked." This way they knew up front what I'd expect so there was never any room for cry of rape. And that's how I see those Playboy Playmates. They're the photographical equivalent of a girl who takes you to the edge, you're both nekkid, your cocks hard and ready to dig tunnels, you're breathing is heavy... heavy petting begins, kissing AND THEN... "I don't think this is the right time. I want us to be special, let's just wait awhile." That shit happend to me once and I had to keep myself in the most control I've ever known to not go full tilt. That's why I'd let em' know up front, no bullshit.

Thus to this day if I'm going to engage in voyeuristic fantasy be it in magazines, the Internet, DVD Porn whatever... it's not different than how I approached things in the past for real. SEX like life is supposed to be this Intense/xXxtreme thing that pushes a person to the edge, anything less than that and it's a waste of time, might as well be watching nothing in particular on TV. Thus I'm more of a Hustler fan over Playboy, and Katja just represents how hot a chick can be.

#2> A man doesn't have to have millions to be happy. As long as one is comfortable with where they are and is in constant search of THE EDGE, or more Juice... it's all good.



Electroman said:
He's probably going to Hell for the most sinful lifestyle outside of murderous dictators.

Naaah, I've only ever engaged in some odd stuff (mostly before being saved, though what me and my wife does is fine in the eyes of GOD, and scripture can back that one up.) and in my boredom with every day hum drum bullshit, even with doing things my own way by the seat of my pants... I unfortunately have a voyeurism affliction. I'm still seeing a therapist about it. I'll actually go a long while without looking at smut and then all the sudden have a marathon. From what I've been told I suffer from issues of an imprisoned soul. My natural personality is one of a very domineering and conqueror nature. Hence why I at a subconscious level automatically do the most, think the most, and live out the most xXxtreme thing, and am confrontational to boot, meaning I never back down, shit gets started I go for broke. Medication really doesn't do much, I generally build up an immunity to it within a month or two and it's more mind over matter. I actually have to think about not thinking 8 times out 10 in order to calm down enough to sleep. The sleep aide only does about 10% of the work. My mind just never winds down totally, thus I'm always searching for the next EXTREME thing. It's not neccessarily about Porn or things of that nature, it extends to all things. The doc says it's all anchored to the fact my persona in our current day and age is just too different most others. Thus I'm not joking when I say I'd have been better off a Brave on the warpath, a Barbarian Warrior who's trade was warfare and died a bloody death, or a mountain man/gunslinger. Instead I have to be amongst some of the most girly man pulsed ppl around, and where there is a border for everything. Thus the Internet is the last frontier since ain't none of us ever getting to the moon let alone Mars.


Wes said:
If you believe in that crap anyway.

You see WES gets it. *When I talk about things generally of a sex related nature, I'm either remembering things done before I met the woman who became my wife, or it's just me venting and partaking in voyeuristic fantasy no different than the next swinging dick. My first post was more of a joke than to be taken seriously. Sure, it's how I think things should be again... a world where a man must become a man and protect his homestead, hit the war path from time to time and collect the spoils of war, but it's far from my daily life. That's what's in my mind and nothing more. Doesn't mean I don't hold ppl to EXTREME standards though. Because personally I loathe the whole "Patty Cake" nature of things on a global scale. It be one thing if ppl were sincere in that nature, but it's not. People want to be seen as scrupulous good but are either thinking or doing things just as bad when no one is looking. The only difference with me is that I don't claim to be perfect, and everytime I try to be I'm fucked up for months when I finally do fall from something I cannot attain without having entrusted my soul to Jesus who came and died for dumb fucks like me who have good intentions but always seem to foul things up somewhere. It's through faith that anything is possible, not works. Though I try, I always fail just like the next guy. Thus if things do not turn out as I really do believe then I guess it was just another dissapointment in life, but you see I don't believe that. Actually with a daugther on the way I have changed more towards the better already. I'm actually mellowing out on a regular (offline basis), but I'm not going to lie about the restlessness in my overmind either.

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If i could live a life like his i'd take the eternal damnation any day. :shame:
 

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neo>all said:
If i could live a life like his i'd take the eternal damnation any day. :shame:

No you wouldn't either. I'm a bipolar mess man. I have constant headaches because I have to consciously THINK about doing things before I do them, but generally the headaches are too bad and I stop caring... then I'm running wild in the streets. I have a fucked up metabolism due to years of untreated Diabetes (some nerve damage even, which leads me to often not feel pain) until recently, and I have to hustle the rest of my life because my mind will not wind down for anything of a conventional nature. I'm on a blood pressure pill, a giant cholesterol pill, a diatbetes pill, a beta blocker, a water pill, Then there's the seroquel for sleeping since no other sleep aide does shit for me, and even then I have to be doing something stimulating to my brain in order for the drugs to kick in so that I can literally pass out for sleep. Only to wake up the next day and be bored within minutes, thus I start shit in order to amuse myself or just to do it because I like pushing others to their limits to let them see there is indeed more to life than just what they were taught in school, which makes them nothing more than economically viable spokes on a wheel, but it doesn't say much about their character. Thus I read and absorb everything I come into contact, putting just that much more into my already dimensionally thinking (confirmed since most minds work linear not in all directions) mind and then I've got more problems because I analyze EVERYTHING to the point I can get paranoid about things at times. I'm also a germ worry wort. If I'm not in a fight, hunting or having rowdy sex with the wife... I'm using Purell every five minutes, and will even rub down my ear after using the phone. Thus nothing gets passed me, I'm TOO observant about things.

...trust me, you don't want to live my life for more than a day or two. Sure you'd like how you're the heart of the party wherever you go. Or that you can strike up a conversation with anyone and have instant friends, but they aren't REAL friends, they're opportunistic "Associates" like most of our so called friendships with others who if you didn't work with them, you'd probably not care enough to hang with them on a regular basis. I'm lucky enough to have 5 REAL friends (though all of them are a good distance from me) who no matter what we're always there for one another through thick & thin. Everyone else has the potential to be lifelong friends, but most aren't interested in that, thus I project only as much as I want someone to know about me. While I've never faked my persona online, I do take it a bit further than I am offline, but then it wouldn't be fun if I didn't. I let them believe what they want to believe. And last but not least, you don't want eternal damnation. If you only ever do one thing, put your faith in Jesus that he is indeed the son of GOD, and that GOD the father loved us pathetic parasitic POS so much (even over the angels, part of what pissed off Lucifer) that he sacrificed his only son and lifted him up so that any who believe could have eternal salvation through their faith.

Not to say we shouldn't work at trying to be better, but ppl who are on death row who come to Christ minutes before an execution and truly realize and feel something and believe go up not down. If it were about acts Jesus would have had no reason to come, we would still be living under Mosiac Law, which GOD knew mankind could not uphold, thus Jesus came through the lineage of David, further from the Strain of the covenant GOD made with Abraham after he was willing to offer up his own son, thus Jesus became the sacrificial lamb. *Heck just look at Saul who became Paul, that dude killed hundreds of thousands of believers, and GOD used him in the most ridiculous places and amongst some really outlandish situations... why? Because he needed someone who was once a wolf amongst the sheep to do his work even if questionable to the human comprehension. Thus with this post here, it's evident I can go from one thing to another in a milli second. I know what I believe and that I am a man of far too many talents, but keeping them all in check is a lot of trouble. Hence this is my own cross to bear.

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Wes said:
If you believe in that crap anyway.

Well I really don't but, but shit something's gotta give. I clearly don't respect Hugh for his life and that's fine.

I guess you could say, I hate him for having the life he does and how mine (and so many others) is so frigging opposite to the point of drowning in the soup of supreme boredom.

In other words, I work my fekking ass off and don't get much in return unlike noodles like porno makers like him. Life's not fair. Yea I could do something about it... but its unethical, risk diseases, and I look like shit in comparison to these actors to boot.

So Hugh having it so "good" in life... whatever. If you call it envy, jealously, whatever. I just have no regard or respect for the man or any other person who may get so much pleasure by the tip of a hat and doesn't ratiometrically work as hard to get it. Think I felt good about blowing 60 bucks on a massage? No it feels freikin wrong to blow money like that. Imagine how Hugh feels... he probably doesn't.
 

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Grizzly King said:
No you wouldn't either. I'm a bipolar mess man. I have constant headaches because I have to consciously THINK about doing things before I do them, but generally the headaches are too bad and I stop caring... then I'm running wild in the streets. I have a fucked up metabolism due to years of untreated Diabetes (some nerve damage even, which leads me to often not feel pain) until recently, and I have to hustle the rest of my life because my mind will not wind down for anything of a conventional nature. I'm on a blood pressure pill, a giant cholesterol pill, a diatbetes pill, a beta blocker, a water pill, Then there's the seroquel for sleeping since no other sleep aide does shit for me, and even then I have to be doing something stimulating to my brain in order for the drugs to kick in so that I can literally pass out for sleep. Only to wake up the next day and be bored within minutes, thus I start shit in order to amuse myself or just to do it because I like pushing others to their limits to let them see there is indeed more to life than just what they were taught in school, which makes them nothing more than economically viable spokes on a wheel, but it doesn't say much about their character. Thus I read and absorb everything I come into contact, putting just that much more into my already dimensionally thinking (confirmed since most minds work linear not in all directions) mind and then I've got more problems because I analyze EVERYTHING to the point I can get paranoid about things at times. I'm also a germ worry wort. If I'm not in a fight, hunting or having rowdy sex with the wife... I'm using Purell every five minutes, and will even rub down my ear after using the phone. Thus nothing gets passed me, I'm TOO observant about things.

...trust me, you don't want to live my life for more than a day or two. Sure you'd like how you're the heart of the party wherever you go. Or that you can strike up a conversation with anyone and have instant friends, but they aren't REAL friends, they're opportunistic "Associates" like most of our so called friendships with others who if you didn't work with them, you'd probably not care enough to hang with them on a regular basis. I'm lucky enough to have 5 REAL friends (though all of them are a good distance from me) who no matter what we're always there for one another through thick & thin. Everyone else has the potential to be lifelong friends, but most aren't interested in that, thus I project only as much as I want someone to know about me. While I've never faked my persona online, I do take it a bit further than I am offline, but then it wouldn't be fun if I didn't. I let them believe what they want to believe. And last but not least, you don't want eternal damnation. If you only ever do one thing, put your faith in Jesus that he is indeed the son of GOD, and that GOD the father loved us pathetic parasitic POS so much (even over the angels, part of what pissed off Lucifer) that he sacrificed his only son and lifted him up so that any who believe could have eternal salvation through their faith.

Not to say we shouldn't work at trying to be better, but ppl who are on death row who come to Christ minutes before an execution and truly realize and feel something and believe go up not down. If it were about acts Jesus would have had no reason to come, we would still be living under Mosiac Law, which GOD knew mankind could not uphold, thus Jesus came through the lineage of David, further from the Strain of the covenant GOD made with Abraham after he was willing to offer up his own son, thus Jesus became the sacrificial lamb. *Heck just look at Saul who became Paul, that dude killed hundreds of thousands of believers, and GOD used him in the most ridiculous places and amongst some really outlandish situations... why? Because he needed someone who was once a wolf amongst the sheep to do his work even if questionable to the human comprehension. Thus with this post here, it's evident I can go from one thing to another in a milli second. I know what I believe and that I am a man of far too many talents, but keeping them all in check is a lot of trouble. Hence this is my own cross to bear.

GK

uhhh...i meant trade lives with Hefner but good points
 

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neo>all said:
uhhh...i meant trade lives with Hefner but good points

DOH!

...guess all that typing was for nothing then. Oh well. *All I know is slowly but surely I'm making progress in my own life. Actually being on these boards sometimes fucks up the progress I've made when I'm not smut hunting and all that, but I love the drama here so much along with you others than I can't be bothered to watch TV anymore. I feel good knowing I do my part to help bring others who would not otherwise listen to the Ned Flanders types find Jesus Christ. Why? Because I don't bullshit them, I don't baby them, I get right into the trenches with them at their level and put it in a manner that they'll hear what needs to be heard. Once they're broke enough, then I refer them along to the more conventional (and the way it should be) ppl which by then, they are open to hearing the word and some become saved, others don't. After helping others, and not being afflicted with nonsense, I somehow always come back here. Strangely enough without this place though (NG.Com) I would not be sane at all. I need something to contrast with.

GK
 

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Amano Jacu said:
How much would wizkid's or leslie's cost then?

Some stale corn chips and a CDR full of Master System ROMZ.
 
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