Do you watch your turds go down the bowl?

Do you watch your shit flush?

  • Yes I stand there mesmerized and don't leave until I've seen my shit go down in the flush.

    Votes: 21 63.6%

  • Nope, I wipe my ass and leave immediately. The past is the past, and I'm just glad to have it out o

    Votes: 5 15.2%

  • I've never paid attention to it consciously, but now that you've mentioned it I'm going to play clos

    Votes: 7 21.2%
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Mike Shagohod

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Just curious here. It's long been a running joke with a few friends of mine that more ppl than not, (guys anyhow) after wiping, they'll stand there and watch their shit w. toilet paper swirl round & round until the flush is complete. Is it hypnotic or something? I've made a mental note not to do this, but in the last few days I've found myself even being amazed at the sheer amount (not to mention) size of my shit.

So who here does this.

...SERIOUSLY
 
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sQuareh4t3r

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Shit. I thought I was the only one. I guess I've always been too embarrassed to ask, but now I know that I am not alone in watching my fecal matter swirl to its doom.
 
td741

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I tend to do this, but mostly to see if there are skidmarks to flush out afterwards. :P
 
kobylka68

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yeah I do that sometimes. particularily if it was a big shit. hehe
 
PleaseKillMeNow

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td741 said:
I tend to do this, but mostly to see if there are skidmarks to flush out afterwards. :P
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Ugh, growing up I was the only one in the house that did that. The ONLY ONE!!!

But I never "watched" them going down. I look at them, and see if there's anything to re-flush.
 
Average Joe

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Let's pretend the War Room doesn't exist for a moment.

Shall we?
 
Mike Shagohod

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Average Joe said:
Let's pretend the War Room doesn't exist for a moment.

Shall we?
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Hey it's a serious question? I'm wondering just how many ppl either know they do this, or will admit that they do it. There's nothing inflamatory about this thread whatsoever. Think of it as obscure research curiousity.
 
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Nesagwa

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Average Joe said:
Let's pretend the War Room doesn't exist for a moment.

Shall we?
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Im wasting post 5000 on you and saying yes. Lets do that.

I name the Shooter forum the new War Room.
 
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Of Course! I gave birth to it after all, I want to wish it well. :D

Sometimes I would get my roomate to witness it as well.
 
slerch666

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Nope. I actually shit on the floor and let the dog eat it.

I've also been known to shit in buckets so I have something to throw at people while driving down the road.
 
Lets Gekiga In

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slerch666 said:
Nope. I actually shit on the floor and let the dog eat it.

I've also been known to shit in buckets so I have something to throw at people while driving down the road.
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Hellz yeah, my friend Zack would shit on the roofs of homes that are currently being built. :buttrock:
 
NeoCverA

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I always see what is ejected but watching it flush depends on a few things:
The point of watching a flush to its completion (for me) has to do with not wanting to leave any leftover turdlets after the flush. There are only a few circumstances where I actually (pardon the pun) give a shit.

Public restrooms, I see my work, flush and get out.

Home, Family, Friends Toilet - I see my work, flush, look for leftovers.
no leftovers - mission accomplished
leftovers - Flush #2

I've also missed my creations entirely when i've performed the "courtesy flush" (generally in a public restroom) unless I run into overtime and double-dump in which case, I miss initial poo but watch and flush 2nd poo.

Overall, I think I make sure that the flush is complete.
 
Mushiki

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Only to check how much weight I just lost...

I mean.. NO!
 
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Last summer when I was working as an auto tech, I'd eat a lot of high fiber stuff.
I'd work 10 hours/day in the heat or so.

When I got home, I'd fell a real log. I mean dense, fibrous, iron-tough, forged in the fires of my bowels-like nodular iron poo.

I had to watch it go down because it took 2-3 flushes to git 'er done.
 
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Yes i do because i have a long running habit of making it overflow. Yeah i'm one of those bastards that makes you break out the ol' plunger. Also i always wondered if the toilet swirled the oposite direction in australia
 
soulthug

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I canna tell a lie, i watch the turd all the time.

I also check the toilet paper after asswipe to see how much i got :kekeke:
 
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