Noobs keep bumping it by answering it even though it's over a year old, and Japhei gets off on the attention. Would a mod be so kind as to lock it and end the silliness over in "General?"
While I didn't lock it, I think deletion for that thread would be a little strong. Anything that links that worthless idiot to his fraud is worth keeping for archival purposes. It's sort of like all the old NGF threads. While they're no longer around, it helps those who might come on the website and do a search for the story behind this mysterious "NGF version" cart they saw.