Police Arrest Killer Cow...

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Police Arrest Killer Cow

LAGOS (Reuters) - Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said Thursday.

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The horned African cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Nigeria's biggest city Lagos, also injured several bystanders after killing the man.

"The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni.

Some people suggested the animal be shot, but the district police officer ordered it to be taken alive.

"You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one newspaper quoted a policeman as saying. "We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said without going into details.

Ojajuni said police were seeking the cow's owner to press charges for failing to keep it under control.

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An odd story, to say the least.
The bus driver was urinating, which most animals do to mark their territory. Perhaps this cow was intuitive enough to recognize this and put an end to it?
 

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"Mess with a bull, and you'll get the horns!" :kekeke:

Does anyone know why the man was pissing on the highway? He must have angered the cow.
 

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I know some people frown upon my view of yahoo's news reporting, but well... This is another strange and funny story from them. :spock:
 

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