Answering JHendrix & Pics of the 1950's "Fork Puncher"

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This question was asked in a thread about drug usage, and it somehow got into talks about street fighting where I'd mentioned using a $10.00 row of quarters to weight your fist to punch a mofo out, or break a collar bone etc. A few ppl (AztekNinja, SquareHater etc.) have also wanted to see the now infamous "Fork Puncher" I'm always talking about so it's all below, made the same way my father's generation did back in 1958 in rumbles and shit. It's low tech but it works very well.

JHendrix said:
I'm defnitely not one to question fighting tactics from you, but this really kind of makes me think it'd be a bad idea.

I've been doing some boxing drills and bag work for exercise for the past few months, and after learning how easy it is to hurt your hands when you're trying to punch something with all your force behind it, I'm wondering how you would pull this off and not break something in your hand while doing it, especially if you were punching as hard as you could.

Well the answer to this is simple. IT IS easy to break your own hand doing closed fist punches, however, it's in how you throw the punch even weighted down. You basically don't have to put too much force behind it (the weighted fist) because you're generally following up a low kick that's to the shins, or even breaking a knee cap and as the person's center of gravity comes down towards you, the weighted punch is delivered (if going to the collar bone in particular) while offsetting your own body weight slightly backwards but not so much that your off balance... but the punch (if using a right punch) is coming slightly downward with a slight twist of the wrist and it's in a snapping motion, meaning your transfering part of your body weight into the punch, but it's snapped back as it makes just enough contact with the person falling into you + the weight of the $10.00 row of quarters. I won't lie, it doesn't always work, but it has for me in the past and the fight is usually over right there. The open palm punch is easier no doubt, but if you use it wrong to the face you run the risk of accidentally pushing someone's nose into their brain and killing them... and you don't want that. A busted up knee cap, a broken collar bone, or a fucked up ear drum that takes away a person's equilibrium is usually all in the space of a few seconds (no more than 8) depending on the situation at hand.

I never told these guys to go and do it, I said if you're feeling intimidated/unsure about yourself (or just want to have an upper hand possibly) you can always carry the row of quarters. It's really up to the person in question to figure out how best to defend themselves, and it's for defensive purposes and should not be thought of as an offensive weapon, because it's extremely low-tech and once ppl figure out that angle some "knife" guy or worst will just put you down. It's about the element of surprise and ppl not realising your one of the few who uses such a street tactic. That's why fighting verus martial arts is generally deadlier or at least more effective... a fighter isn't worried about if such and such form is perfect, he/she uses the martial arts and combines them with anything and everything to perfect the best way be it bare handed or armed to end a fight as quickly and with as much damage as possible.

NOW THEN...

AztekNinja said:
Merc owns the shit down. That ten dollar roll of quarters shit is awesome, I carry it all the time since merc told me about it a long while back when I was in DEEP shit. I feel powerfull as fuck, I want to know more stuff though, like that fork puncher shit and how I can makes chains come out of my arms...well that last part is just a wish but whatever.

Glad it worked out for you, just don't depend on it too much. It's good for what it is, but its not going to solve anything. I find wearing a bungie cord of some length around my neck like some odd collar is good for various things in a moments notice as well... everything from whipping a dog if it's vicious and trying to bite you, to a garotte in a fight, or snapping it like a Chinese Rope-Dart during a fight, then using it in other manners. Most ppl just think you look weird walking around with one, but they are useful in many ways as well as just having a good bungie cord for it's intended purposes.

I can't tell you how to make chains come out your arms, but a bicycle chain coiled up from either end and duct taped into a handle makes a great whip. As for the fork puncher. Here are some pictures of it...

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What you see above ^ is crude and is more of an offensive weapon as it was originally made by guys who needed something small and ingenious for massive rumbles in the 1950's. No two FPs will ever look perfect because it's just not possible. I do carry the one pictured from time to time, but its not a good idea in 2005 to use it offensively. More like it's a last resort "Defensive" weapon because of the damage it will do. This sucker even without the tips sharpened will dig into flesh with enough force behind it no problem. Sharpened, a face punch, twist and rip down will forever scar the human face. Thus it's more for jabbing into the rib cage, punching below the neckline and scratching. But it can be used for a good dust up as well if some kind of rumble is going down. Since most punks today use guns, most have never seen one of these let alone know how to make one, and I'm not telling... though it's not rocket science. You should see what can be done with a metal spoon.

That's it for this class in Close Quarters Combat SF tactics though. The bottom line is to never look for a fight, but be ready to decimate an opponent or multiples as qucikly and as with as much damage as possible, then get the fuck outta' dodge.
 
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Holy Shit.

Fucking Rad.

My girlfriend carries arround mace. Maybe I should carry a fork.
 

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Remember:

Merc is not a psycho.

Not in the slightest.
 

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Average Joe said:
Remember:

Merc is not a psycho.

Not in the slightest.

Well I'm not. Having a keen interest in Gladiatoral Combat, Military History, Tactics & Strategy, Marital Arts and CQC Fighting is as normal a way of life as the guy who has thousands of anime DVDs, or some bloke who collects porno magazines from the roaring twenties until present. *And I didn't invent the Fork Puncher I simply learned about one and made my first one at age 14 and figured it into use at a practical level as a "LRDW" (Last Resort Defensive Weapon) of CQC scenarios. Of course a man can literally use a knife hand technique to do that Hokuto No Ken shit in real life too, where you can jab/stab someone right into their flesh with your bare hand... but it would take too long to discuss how one does this. Let's just say it's nasty and probably not worth the effort seeing as how the person's who's body your penetrating with a knife hand (a part of what I refer to as Kissaki Ken, or "Sword Tip Fist" Style) might very well have HIV or something.

How is knowing how to survive "In the Real World" that's a freckin' jungle out there make one a psycho? This is shit ppl should know how to do instinctively to begin with, but since ppl get so caught up in what they like or dislike there are far too many victims at the hands of would be trouble makers, muggers, rapists and more. Thus it's the individual who leaves too much to chance more often than not, if one is prepared beforehand... it is better to be prepared with the knowledge and expertise in something and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
 
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I tried this with a spork and I didnt get into any crazy action, my spork just broke and one of the needles flanged off and hit me in my nut
 
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Mercenary X99 said:
I find wearing a bungie cord of some length around my neck like some odd collar is good for various things in a moments notice as well... everything from whipping a dog if it's vicious and trying to bite you, to a garotte in a fight
Not to be critical, but if you wear a bungie cord as some kind of odd collar, you are already halfway to getting garotted by the other fella.
 

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SouthtownKid said:
Not to be critical, but if you wear a bungie cord as some kind of odd collar, you are already halfway to getting garotted by the other fella.

Yes I thought of this too once, which is why if you're going to use it on someone then it comes into play long before the possible opponent is close to you. The wife and I were on a walk a few months back at a local park, (a park where some violent shit had happend suddenly to some unsuspecting ppl 6 months prior) and sure enough... there were two guys who were thinking of mugging us. But they thought twice after they realized I'd already made them from my first go around the track, and as I approached them I already had the bungie cord ready to go as a whip/rope dart... + the fork puncher was on my left hand, my naturally stoic & stocky physique wasn't like the lanky shits walking around me, and my Combat Boots (have some Spetsnaz versions coming in too) hurt like a son of a bitch when kicked by them. *Yes I walk everywhere in combat boots, I just don't feel comfortable in anything else. ANYHOW, they just forgot about me and my wife as a target, even hearing one mutter: "Damn WTF is his problem?"

It's a nice park and we weren't about to be scared off like others. Since being with me she's (my wife) learned to use a Kershaw spring activated knife rather well for CQC purposes, and I had a Boobalicious (that's an odd fruit drink deal) straw in my back pocket, that's bamboo pungi stick like end would make short work of an assaliant by jamming it into their juglar vein and watching them bleed to death right out the straw. Thus I don't worry about much, armed or unarmed, and I did see the double edged nature of wearing the bungie collar, but I still use/wear if from time to time. It is funny seeing as how I'm one of like 2 ppl I've ever seen wear one just for personal "wardrobe" reasons literally going everywhere with one on, and ppl are just like: OKAAAAAY? never realizing it's a defensive weapon.


Thanks for seeing the possible screw up on that though.
 
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What does your wife think while you have a bungie cord around your neck, while joe schmoes give you quizzical looks?

You must of found a keeper.
 

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So basically you just don't want to throw it as a full strength punch (ie as hard/fast as you can with as much weight behind it as possible).

But if you're in a pinch I'm guessing that it makes for a good way to save your skin.

Surprized you mentioned the roll of quarters thing and this "fork puncher" and didn't mention the simple "keys sticking out of your fist" type thing.

Honestly I've only heard this second hand and never from someone who's actually done it, and it seems like this would hurt your inner hand if done wrong, but here goes:

Take your keys, stick a few in between your fingers and make a closed fist with the key ends sticking out. Instant "Fork Puncher" except the blunt key ends will push back into your palms pretty hard depending on how you deliver the punch.

I dunno the times I was in a fight (HS) I just did the old way and it worked fine. Now I'm content to throw a one-two-three set Dudley style, on my heavy bag. I doubt I'll have to do it on anything else, I hope. :)
 

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JHendrix said:
Honestly I've only heard this second hand and never from someone who's actually done it, and it seems like this would hurt your inner hand if done wrong, but here goes:

Take your keys, stick a few in between your fingers and make a closed fist with the key ends sticking out. Instant "Fork Puncher" except the blunt key ends will push back into your palms pretty hard depending on how you deliver the punch.

I dunno the times I was in a fight (HS) I just did the old way and it worked fine. Now I'm content to throw a one-two-three set Dudley style, on my heavy bag. I doubt I'll have to do it on anything else, I hope. :)

Yeah I've heard of the car keys thing, but after using it once in a training scenario I found that it does indeed fuck up your hand a lot more than simply making the external "Fork Puncher" to do massive damage as needed, then break the handle off and toss the thing in a sewer drain or some shit. Again, it's best to be used (The Fork Puncher) within the capacity of a LRDW and nothing else. The last thing you want to do is start a street fight and use one. The law won't look too kindly on that.
 
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That is awesome.

I look forward to any further pictures of easy-to-make homemade (but stylish) weapons you have in store for us, Merc :D
 

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Bobak said:
That is awesome.
I look forward to any further pictures of easy-to-make homemade (but stylish) weapons you have in store for us, Merc :D

Well It's good to know that others besides the two who wanted more info on this stuff can appreciate this kind of stuff. Because truth be known, this is the kind of shit that a person needs to know if they don't normally think that way in order to get themselves out of a jam. ---Like what I did with a spoon once (and I don't have one readily made so no pictures right now) when a few ppl tried to pull a prank on me that backfired. Basically a person must realize that literally anything and everything can become an offensive weapon, but if carried on them for whatever reason it should only be used in a "Defensive" capacity and then discarded. The fact they are crude, low tech and easy to make is the beauty of it all. There's things you can do with a pack of cigarettes, spoon weapons, ball point pens, or even the common drinking straw providing it's got a bit of weight on it.

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You're easily the weirdest person on these boards. :spock:

THANKS. Lord knows I certainly wouldn't want to be the "Average" person in the world, being average kind of sucks. Anyhow...

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A guy i one of my college classes got in a fight with two guys and one of them used his car key on him, the bastard caught him once from behind and almost took his eye out (he had a giant cut 1 cm below his eye ball) he got the key guy in a headlock while punching the other guy the whole while being punched in the ribs 11 times with the key. He still managed to fuck up the two guys though.
 

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Spike Spiegel said:
You're easily the weirdest person on these boards. :spock:

Now now now, merc's not the one who has a vagina tale sticky'd on the board. :kekeke:

I personally love this kinda stuff.
 

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Mercenary X99 said:
Well I'm not. Having a keen interest in .............Marital Arts ...............
MERCENARY X99

You gotta hook me up with that shit man, my wife beats me down constantly!
:kekeke:
 

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NeoCverA said:
You gotta hook me up with that shit man, my wife beats me down constantly!
:kekeke:

:lol:

DOH! you know what I meant... "MARTIAL ARTS" not Marital Arts. I was half asleep when I initially typed that out. But there is an art to that too, it's called a deep dickin' on the cracked clam. Drive it deep, put her ass right to sleep yo.

Holla!
 

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Mercenary X99 said:
:lol:

DOH! you know what I meant... "MARTIAL ARTS" not Marital Arts. I was half asleep when I initially typed that out. But there is an art to that too, it's called a deep dickin' on the cracked clam. Drive it deep, put her ass right to sleep yo.

Holla!

heh, i know. Thanks for the bonus tip though. ;)
 

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great stuff man. but don't harrass the gays at the park and justify it by saying they where muggers. call it like it is :p
I once used a spoon on someone. but they had icecream in their pocket so it was justified :kekeke:

seriously though, really interesting stuff, but I felt a bit sick after reading the bleeding to death out of a straw part. ouch man. ouch.
 

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HOLY SHIT!! That's a fork puncher, I remember my uncle having something like that on his basement. It might still be there, I thought it was some gardening tool or whatever, I'm gonna visit that mofo later, maybe I can get my hands on it.

All you fools calling my boy Merc psycho are stupid. If a man that knows how to protect himself and his family is stupid then I guess I am stupid along with him. Everytime he posts something like this, there is some idiot saying some stupid shit. I for one respect and appreciate the knowledge that this man has. It is invaluable and has helped me.

As stated before, I was in some deep shit some time back. I asked the Merc man for help and gave me some advice. I used the ten roll pop breaker. Although, I used it offensively instead of defensively as stated many times by Merc, but only becuase I had no choice. I succesfully, knocked at least 3-4 teeth out of my intended target, his mouth bled stupid, my problem has been solved in a matter of seconds. Although, retaliation was inevitable and still a possibility, thats life when you live in varrios. I do carry out at alll times with me now, easy to get rid of and ready in a snap.

About that bicycle chain thing I already knew that one, or a fat chain coiled around the arm. Easy to hide with a hoody on, since it doesnt bulge out of it like in a shirt. Someone wants to start shit, you can literally pull your arms back and make it seem like the chain came out of your arm. Cool stuff.
 

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by the sounds of it sounds like some of u r living the "brawl" scene out of ANCHOR MAN day after day. how come i never hear or see about people wrapping chains around their arms or smashing faces in with roles of quarters or gouging faces with forks? can i be the guy that clicks bottles together and taunts people from the sidelines?

must be the str33t l1f3 im not accustomed to. i would prolly invent new weapons like a roll of quarters that i stash in my hand that i tear open and throw so the st33t thug is distracted with all the $$$$$$$$ all over the place. or a bicycle chain that i keep in my pockets so if im ever about to be killed i can find a trashed bike, put the chain on then haul ass outa there.


and how the hell are the golden girls so damn hot. especially the one who always goes out on dates jesus is that plastic surgery or what? the only one thats questionable is the 100+ yr old one but even then what a firecracker. :eek:
 

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Its probably cause you live in a good neighborhood or a small town, feelgood.
 
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