Alien Homminid review by me

Shinda K

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Publisher - 03 Entertainment
Devoloper - Newgrounds
Type - 2d Shoot em up scroller
Console Releases - PS2, GC, Xbox
Players - 1 to 2
Reviewed by Jaydash
Graphics -
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Made using Macromedia Flash (A computer program that deals with Graphics) Its amazing the smooth, crystal clear animation what came from their project. Very simple but smooth. I wish all 2D games could've been like this. The graphics are truely pheoniminal. Backgrounds are also very interesting aswell. With some humourous buildings to laugh at. The actual Alien Homminid and the the FBI designs are very simple when you look at them. Simple coloring, with simple black outline. Also the backgrounds are drawn with simple colors aswell. No detailed shading used. I think this is what makes the graphics so unique from any other game you see today. Looks like simplicity is the key to future 2D games then.

(The community that made this game is Newgrounds. Their site is www.newgrounds.com , so if your intrested in making a game and need advice ask them, and dont bother bugging them as they will more than likely ignore you like the plague. Another interesting fact is that they got help from someone who previously left Capcom, so thats a plus bonus aswell to Newgrounds devolopment in this game)

Music

Musically, its a mix between sci fi, techno and some cartoonish dramatical music. I actually, yet again love the fact that its simple music. Nothing over the top. Just right, Just like the graphics. Speaking of characters, they hardly use their voices alot. But then again, is it really needed in a game like this? I dont think so. The sound fx are pretty cool. When Alien Homminid dies, it sounds like a sickening thud of blood. Also, when his shield gets attack, its like a glass crack sound occurs. Its really cool and definately something to be excited about.

Gameplay


16 magnificant levels at the same time, very difficult levels are packed in this game. It doesnt seem like much, but if you actually played the levels before judging them, you will understand what I mean. Its not just a standard platform game where you run, jump and shoot your way through levels. Oh no, it goes up a notch from that. You have to fly in a aeroplane and control it shooting other ships down. Some other levels require you to control a kart, shooting people, jumping over obstacles, stuff like that. Bosses arent a breath of fresh air to beat. It requires a few deaths to come back with a technique to beat them.

Anyone remember Metal Slug? Metal Slug's shooting, throwing grenades style of gameplay is exactly in this. This is like Metal Slug revisited and revitalised. Side scrolling shooter has been remade into something good. It just plays exactly like Metal Slug. Same controls. Shoot, Jump, Throw Grenade. Only a few add ons of moves have been made but still ressembles Metal Slug nevertheless.

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Alien Homminid isnt all about shooting and running. Their are cars you can drive, Monster trucks to cause total havok, Fly in the air with a spaceship (as the above screenshot shows). This proves that there is a whole load of different things to do than just the regular running and shooting.

Huge Variety of different weapons to choose from. (Fat Boy is the guy that hangs about at least 3 times on each stage handing you power ups and stuff)

Normal Bullets - Unlimited bullets, doesnt really pierce through bosses.

Ice bullets - freezes opponents, which allows you to slice them up.

Fire bullets - burns opponents

Multiple color bullets - Blasts out 3 way bullets, which helps when trying to shoot high, mid and low at the same time

Also Alien Homminid uses his knife when very close to opponents. He slices them. This will be most satisfying to roar blooded gamers. Another unique skill is that he can crawl underground and grab opponents down, resulting automatic death. This doesnt work with bosses by the way. Slicing will not do much damage at all and you will look like a right idoit cause you will lose a life. Beating bosses requires you to attack from a distance, cause they are very unpridictable.

Even with the main game completed the fun doesnt end there. you are treated to a somewhat, shabby ending after completing the main game. I wont spoil it for you though. Some might find it somewhat entertaining. With this done, You can select whatever level you want to start from which is fantastic in my opininon, instead of starting over from scratch. You can also try out some of the mini games listed below:

Mini Games

PDA Games - A platform game with simple stick drawings. Collect X ammounts of fruit then try to get to the exit without being hit by the guards.

Pinata boss - Blast the boss and collect the sweeties that come out to gain points. the aim of the game is to try and get the highest points without dying.

Challenge - Do as much damage on a stage of your choice and rack up as much points as you can. Again, the aim of the game is to try get the highest points without dying.

Super Soviet Missle - Guide a nuclear warhead missle to its base without being hit by a bird or aeroplane. When you complete a stage, it will say 'PWNED'. pretty cool. Again, its stick drawings like PDA games.

Neutron Ball - Throw the ball in the hole slicing up your opponent only fun when against a friend. Otherwise, you will be playing by yourself with no opponent. Its sorta like basketball, but against a friend.

So yeah, there is alot of ram packed stuff to keep you entertained for awhile. The mini games are better played with friends than by yourself. You will exploit its proper fun factor that way.

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Two player mode is fantastic. You both have to apply to each others techniques to beat each tough level ahead. Its great fun, Its a fantastic ressemblance of Metal Slug (a shooting game on the Neo-Geo console) two player opition. So if you have a friend who wants to play the game, let em, It will be better off having someone to play the game rather than your own. Although its great as a one player game also.

Overall, I loved this game. It was just the perfect game graphically and gameplay wise that could match up to the likes of Metal Slug series.

Graphics - 9.5/10
Music - 6.5/10
Gamplay - 9/10
Lastablity - 8/10
Overall - 8.5/10 A fantastic game
 

LoneSage

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Your reviews suck. Mainly because of the grammar.


'Hominid'
 

pixeljunkie

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Shinda K said:
your reviews rule. Erm, where are they? ^_^

a few of mine are here

I don't do it anymore...bores me to tears.
 

Shinda K

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It bores me but i have a forum and website full of people who are depending on reviews so I gotta do it.
 

pixeljunkie

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Shinda K said:
It bores me but i have a forum and website full of people who are depending on reviews so I gotta do it.

Link?

Are you in school? I'm by no means grammar rodeo champion but you could use some improvement.
 

kernow

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Shinda K said:
It bores me but i have a forum and website full of people who are depending on reviews so I gotta do it.

Do you think you can just fuck off back there then?
 

black_wizardd

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Thanks for the review, sounds like a kick ass game.

Jesus lads take yer fuckin heads out of yer arses ffs.
 

The_Chosen_One

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The game is fantastic but reading that review is really tough. But hey if you got a forum full of people depending on you to give them a review that will take them an hour to understand then you gotta do it.
 

Shinda K

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wow, you guys are ungrateful, I post some reviews and all you can say is it sucks and grammar? the rumours about this place was true. How comes some of you have the s-c elite rank? Ive never seen you lot over there?
 

pixeljunkie

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Shinda K said:
wow, you guys are ungrateful, I post some reviews and all you can say is it sucks and grammar? the rumours about this place was true. How comes some of you have the s-c elite rank? Ive never seen you lot over there?

Well, when posting a review you wrote you are indirectly ASKING for a critique of it. The responses while critical, have been constructive. If you sift through the funk on them you could get some decent pointers. Nobody is telling you to go away and never post reviews again, we're just telling you you need some work.
 

sQuareh4t3r

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Shinda K said:
wow, you guys are ungrateful, I post some reviews and all you can say is it sucks and grammar? the rumours about this place was true. How comes some of you have the s-c elite rank? Ive never seen you lot over there?
You know why we have the bling? Because S-C went down and we fucking looted that shit like some Dutch pirates, that's why.

And you know, nobody asked you to write a review of a game that's been out for a good, what, six months already? Please, please don't act like you're doing us any fucking favors by posting trite garbage like that. If you have a horde of fans slavering over your every word, then go fucking preach to them. Don't act like you didn't see this sort of response coming, either, because that's just how this place is.
 

Gameoz

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I think what Kernow was trying to say is this.

Although we greatly enjoy having you here, we understand that you are very much needed at the other site and understand that your talents are needed there.

Or...he might have been telling you to fuck off and go away.
 

Guilty Pleasure

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Shinda K said:
wow, you guys are ungrateful, I post some reviews and all you can say is it sucks and grammar? the rumours about this place was true. How comes some of you have the s-c elite rank? Ive never seen you lot over there?

Yeah, the grammer could be better, but you must understand that almost everyone here is a pissed-off angry son-of-a-bitch that hates games.

Still, the ideals behind your review are good.
 

Yodd

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I have an improved review:


PUBLISHER - 03 ENTERTANEM3NT
DEVOLOPER - NEWGROUNDS
TYPE - 2D SHOT EM UP SCROL3R
CONSOLE RELEAESS - PS2 GC XBOX
PLAEYRS - 1 2 2
R3VEIWED BY JAYDASH
GRAPHICS -


MAED USNG MACROMEDIA FLASH (A COMPUTER PROGRM TAHT DEALS WIT GRAPHICS) ITS MAZNG TEH SMOTH CRYSTAL CLEAR ANIMATION WUT CM3 FROM THEYRE PROJ3CT!1111 OMG LOL V3RY SIMPL3 BUT SMOTH1!1111 OMG I WISH AL 2D GMES CUDVA BAN LIEK THIS!1!! WTF LOL DA GRAPHICS R TRU3LY PHEONIMINAL!1111!11 OMG WTF BAKGROUNDS R ALSO VERY INT3R3STNG ASWAL1!111 OMG WIT SOM3 HUMOUROUS BUILDNGS 2 LAUGH AT!!11!!11 WTF TEH ACTUAL ALEIN HOMINID AND DA DA FBI DESIGNS R V3RY SIMPLE WHEN U LOK AT THAM!!!1!1! WTF LOL SIMPL3 COLORNG WIT SIMPLE BLAK OUTLIEN!!1!1 ALSO DA BAKGROUNDS R DRAWN WIT SIMPLE COLORS ASW3L11!!!11 OMG NO DETALEED SHADNG US3D!!1!1 OMG I THINK THIS IS WUT MAEKS TEH GRAPHICS SO UNIQU3 FROM ANY OTH3R GM3 U SE 2DAY1!!1 OMG LOL LOKS LIEK SIMPLICITY IS DA KAY 2 FUTURE 2D GM3S TH3N

(THE1111 OMG COMUNITY TAHT MAED THIS GME IS NAWGROUNDS1!!! OMG LOL THERE SIET IS WWNEWGROUNDSCOM!!!11 OMG WTF SO IF UR INTREST3D IN MAKNG A GME AND NED ADVIEC ASK THEM AND DONT BOTHAR BUGNG TH3M AS THEY WIL MOR3 THAN LIEKLY IGNORE U LIEK DA PLAGU3!!!1!! WTF LOL ANOTH3R INT3R3STNG FACT IS TAHT THEY GOT H3LP FROM SOM3ON3 WHO PRAVIOUSLY LEFT CAPCOM SO TAHTS A PLUS BONUS ASWAL 2 NEWGROUNDS D3VOLOPMENT IN THIS GMA)

MUSIC

MUSICALY ITS A MIX BTWEN SCI FI TACHNO AND SOME CAR2NISH DRMATICAL MUSIC1!1!!!!1 LOL I ACTUALY Y3T AGANE LOVE DA FACT TAHT ITS SIMPL3 MUSIC1!!!1!11 LOL NOTHNG OVER DA 2P!1!! OMG WTF LOL JUST RIGHT JUST LIEK DA GRAPHICS11!111!1 OMG WTF LOL SP3AKNG OF CHARACTERS THAY HARDLY USE THERE VOIECS ALOT!!!! OMG WTF LOL BUT TH3N AGANE IS IT RILLY NEDED IN A GMA LIEK THIS?!???!!? WTF LOL I DONT THINK SO!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL DA SOUND FX R PRATY COL!1!!!!!1 OMG WHAN ALEIN HOMINID DEIS IT SOUNDS LIEK A SIKANNG THUD OF BLOD!1!11 WTF ALSO WH3N HIS SHEILD GETS ATAK ITS LIEK A GLAS CRAK SOUND OCURS!1111!!1 OMG ITS RILLY COL AND D3FINAETLY SOMATHNG 2 B 3XCIETD ABOUT

GMAPLAY!!!!1 OMG LOL


16 MAGNIFICANT LEVELS AT DA SME TIEM V3RY DIFICULT LEVELS R PAK3D IN THIS GME111!111 OMG IT DOESNT SEM LIEK MUCH BUT IF U ACTUALY PLAEYD TEH L3V3LS BFORE JUDGNG THEM U WIL UND3RSTAND WUT I MEAN11!1! OMG ITS NOT JUST A STANDARD PLATFORM GME WHERA U RUN JUMP AND SHOT UR WAY THROUGH LAVELS1111! OMG WTF O NO IT GO3S UP A NOTCH FROM TAHT!!1!!!1! OMG LOL U HAEV 2 FLY IN A AEROPLAEN AND CONTROL IT SHOTNG OTHER SHIPS DOWN1!11 OMG WTF SOME OTHER L3VELS R3QUIER U 2 CONTROL A KART SHOTNG PAOPLA JUMPNG OV3R OBSTACLES STUF LIEK TAHT!11!11! WTF BOSES AERNT A BR3ATH OF FRESH ARE 2 BAT111!1!!! IT REQUIERS A FAW DEATHS 2 COMA BAK WIT A TACHNIQUE 2 BAT THAM!!!111 OMG WTF

ANYONE REMEMBR M3TAL SLUG?!!???!!! M3TAL SLUGS SHOTNG THROWNG GR3NAEDS STYL3 OF GM3PLAY IS 3XACTLY IN THIS11!1111 WTF THIS IS LIEK M3TAL SLUG R3VISIETD AND R3VITALIESD1111!11 OMG SIED SCROLNG SHOT3R HAS BEN R3MAED IN2 SOMETHNG GOD!1!!!1! OMG WTF IT JUST PLAYS 3XACTLY LIEK METAL SLUG!11!!1 SM3 CONTROLS!!1!!11! LOL SHOT JUMP THROW GRENAED!111 OMG WTF ONLY A FEW AD ONS OF MOVES HAEV BAN MAED BUT STIL RESAMBLES MATAL SLUG NAVERTHELAS



ALEIN!111111! OMG WTF HOMINID ISNT AL ABOUT SHOTNG AND RUNNG11111 OMG THEYRE R CARS U CAN DRIEV MONSTER TRUKS 2 CAUS3 2TAL HAVOK FLY IN TEH ARE WIT A SPAECSHIP (AS DA ABOVE SCRENSHOT SHOWS)1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS PROVES TAHT THEIR IS A WHOLE LOAD OF DIFERANT THNGS 2 DO THAN JUST DA RAGULAR RUNNG AND SHOTNG

HUGA1!11 OMG LOL VAREITY OF DIFER3NT WEAPONS 2 CHOSA FROM!!!!! LOL (FAT BOY IS TEH GUY TAHT HANGS ABOUT AT LEAST 3 TIEMS ON EACH STAEG HANDNG U POW3R UPS AND STUF)

NORMAL BULATS - UNLIMIETD BULETS DO3SNT RILLY PEIRCE THROUGH BOS3S

IEC!1!!!! OMG BULETS - FREZES OPONENTS WHICH ALOWS U 2 SLIEC TH3M UP

FIER1!!!! BULETS - BURNS OPON3NTS

MULTIPLE COLOR BUL3TS - BLASTS OUT 3 WAY BUL3TS WHICH HALPS WHAN TRYNG 2 SHOT HIGH MID AND LOW AT DA SM3 TIEM

ALSO ALEIN HOMINID US3S HIS KNIEF WHEN VERY CLOS3 2 OPONENTS11!!!1!! OMG LOL HE SLIECS THEM!11111! OMG WTF LOL THIS WIL B MOST SATISFYNG 2 ROAR BLODED GMARS11!1!! OMG WTF LOL ANOTHER UNIQUA SKIL IS TAHT HE CAN CRAWL UNDARGROUND AND GRAB OPONANTS DOWN RASULTNG AU2MATIC D3ATH1!!1111 LOL THIS DOESNT WORK WIT BOS3S BY DA WAY!!11 OMG LOL SLICNG WIL NOT DO MUCH DMAEG AT AL AND U WIL LOK LIEK A RIGHT IDOIT CAUSE U WIL LOSE A LIEF111111 OMG WTF LOL BATNG BOSES REQUIERS U 2 ATAK FROM A DISTANCE CAUSE THEY R VERY UNPRIDICTABLA

AV3N11!!!11 WTF LOL WIT DA MANE GM3 COMPLET3D TEH FUN DOASNT 3ND THEYRE!!1111 OMG WTF LOL U R TREAETD 2 A WUT SHABY ENDNG AFT3R COMPL3TNG TEH MANE GME!111!11 OMG I WONT SPOIL IT FOR U THOUGH!111 WTF LOL SOMA MIGHT FIND IT WUT ENT3RTANENG111! LOL WIT THIS DONA U CAN S3L3CT WUT L3V3L U WANT 2 START FROM WHICH IS FANTASTIC IN MAH OPININON INST3AD OF STARTNG OVAR FROM SCRATCH1!!!! OMG LOL U CAN ALSO TRY OUT SOM3 OF DA MINI GMES LISTED BLOW

MINI GM3S

PDA GM3S - A PLATFORM GME WIT SIMPLE STIK DRAWNGS!1!1 WTF LOL COL3CT X MMOUNTS OF FRUIT TH3N TRY 2 G3T 2 TEH AXIT WITHOUT BNG HIT BY TEH GUARDS

PINATA1!!!1!!1 LOL BOS - BLAST DA BOS AND COL3CT DA SWETEIS TAHT COM3 OUT 2 GANE POINTS111!1! WTF TEH AME OF TEH GME IS 2 TRY AND GET TEH HIGHEST POINTS WITHOUT DYNG

CHALENGE1!11 OMG LOL - DO AS MUCH DMAEG ON A STAEG OF UR CHOIEC AND RAK UP AS MUCH POINTS AS U CAN111!1 OMG WTF LOL AGANE TEH AME OF DA GM3 IS 2 TRY GAT TEH HIGHAST POINTS WITHOUT DYNG

SUP3R!1!11!11 WTF LOL SOVEIT MISLE - GUIED A NUCL3AR WARHAAD MISL3 2 ITS BAES WITHOUT BNG HIT BY A BIRD OR A3ROPLAEN!111!1! OMG WTF WHAN U COMPLETE A STAEG IT WIL SAY PWNED!1!!1111 OMG LOL PRETY COL!!1!1 OMG WTF AGANE ITS STIK DRAWNGS LIEK PDA GMES

N3UTRON!1!!!!!! BAL - THROW DA BAL IN TEH HOLA SLICNG UP UR OPONANT ONLY FUN WH3N AGANEST A FREIND!!!1!1! OMG WTF OTHARWIES U WIL B PLAYNG BY UR WIT NO OPONENT!!1! OMG WTF ITS SORTA LIEK BASKATBAL BUT AGANEST A FREIND

SO!11!11! WTF YEAH THEIR IS ALOT OF RM PAKAD STUF 2 KEP U ENTERTANE3D FOR AWHIEL11!!! WTF LOL TEH MINI GMAS R BTER PLAEYD WIT FREINDS THAN BY UR1!1! U WIL AXPLOIT ITS PROP3R FUN FAC2R TAHT WAY



TWO!1!!1!! OMG WTF PLAEYR MODE IS FANTASTIC1!!11111 OMG WTF LOL U BOTH HAEV 2 APLY 2 EACH OTH3RS T3CHNIQUAS 2 BAT AACH 2UGH LEVAL AEHAD!!!1!1 ITS GR3AT FUN ITS A FANTASTIC R3SEMBLANC3 OF M3TAL SLUG (A SHOTNG GME ON TEH N3O-GAO CONSOLE) TWO PLAEYR OPITION!!1!1! OMG WTF SO IF U HAEV A FREIND WHO WANTS 2 PLAY TEH GM3 LET 3M IT WIL B BTAR OF HAVNG SOMEON3 2 PLAY TEH GM3 RATHER THAN UR OWN1!!1 WTF LOL ALTHOUGH ITS GRAAT AS A ON3 PLAEYR GMA ALSO!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL

OVERAL I LOVAD THIS GMA!1!!111 OMG WTF IT WAS JUST DA PERF3CT GM3 GRAPHICALY AND GMEPLAY WIES TAHT CUD MATCH UP 2 DA LIEKS OF METAL SLUG SEREIS!!1!!! WTF LOL

GRAPHICS - 95/10
MUSIC!1111!1! WTF - 65/10
GMPLAY111!!! OMG LOL - 9/10
LASTABLITY - 8/10
OVERAL - 85/10111! OMG A FANTASTIC GME
 

Mushiki

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GiLL said:
I have an improved review:


PUBLISHER - 03 ENTERTANEM3NT
DEVOLOPER - NEWGROUNDS
TYPE - 2D SHOT EM UP SCROL3R
CONSOLE RELEAESS - PS2 GC XBOX
PLAEYRS - 1 2 2
R3VEIWED BY JAYDASH
GRAPHICS -


MAED USNG MACROMEDIA FLASH (A COMPUTER PROGRM TAHT DEALS WIT GRAPHICS) ITS MAZNG TEH SMOTH CRYSTAL CLEAR ANIMATION WUT CM3 FROM THEYRE PROJ3CT!1111 OMG LOL V3RY SIMPL3 BUT SMOTH1!1111 OMG I WISH AL 2D GMES CUDVA BAN LIEK THIS!1!! WTF LOL DA GRAPHICS R TRU3LY PHEONIMINAL!1111!11 OMG WTF BAKGROUNDS R ALSO VERY INT3R3STNG ASWAL1!111 OMG WIT SOM3 HUMOUROUS BUILDNGS 2 LAUGH AT!!11!!11 WTF TEH ACTUAL ALEIN HOMINID AND DA DA FBI DESIGNS R V3RY SIMPLE WHEN U LOK AT THAM!!!1!1! WTF LOL SIMPL3 COLORNG WIT SIMPLE BLAK OUTLIEN!!1!1 ALSO DA BAKGROUNDS R DRAWN WIT SIMPLE COLORS ASW3L11!!!11 OMG NO DETALEED SHADNG US3D!!1!1 OMG I THINK THIS IS WUT MAEKS TEH GRAPHICS SO UNIQU3 FROM ANY OTH3R GM3 U SE 2DAY1!!1 OMG LOL LOKS LIEK SIMPLICITY IS DA KAY 2 FUTURE 2D GM3S TH3N

(THE1111 OMG COMUNITY TAHT MAED THIS GME IS NAWGROUNDS1!!! OMG LOL THERE SIET IS WWNEWGROUNDSCOM!!!11 OMG WTF SO IF UR INTREST3D IN MAKNG A GME AND NED ADVIEC ASK THEM AND DONT BOTHAR BUGNG TH3M AS THEY WIL MOR3 THAN LIEKLY IGNORE U LIEK DA PLAGU3!!!1!! WTF LOL ANOTH3R INT3R3STNG FACT IS TAHT THEY GOT H3LP FROM SOM3ON3 WHO PRAVIOUSLY LEFT CAPCOM SO TAHTS A PLUS BONUS ASWAL 2 NEWGROUNDS D3VOLOPMENT IN THIS GMA)

MUSIC

MUSICALY ITS A MIX BTWEN SCI FI TACHNO AND SOME CAR2NISH DRMATICAL MUSIC1!1!!!!1 LOL I ACTUALY Y3T AGANE LOVE DA FACT TAHT ITS SIMPL3 MUSIC1!!!1!11 LOL NOTHNG OVER DA 2P!1!! OMG WTF LOL JUST RIGHT JUST LIEK DA GRAPHICS11!111!1 OMG WTF LOL SP3AKNG OF CHARACTERS THAY HARDLY USE THERE VOIECS ALOT!!!! OMG WTF LOL BUT TH3N AGANE IS IT RILLY NEDED IN A GMA LIEK THIS?!???!!? WTF LOL I DONT THINK SO!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL DA SOUND FX R PRATY COL!1!!!!!1 OMG WHAN ALEIN HOMINID DEIS IT SOUNDS LIEK A SIKANNG THUD OF BLOD!1!11 WTF ALSO WH3N HIS SHEILD GETS ATAK ITS LIEK A GLAS CRAK SOUND OCURS!1111!!1 OMG ITS RILLY COL AND D3FINAETLY SOMATHNG 2 B 3XCIETD ABOUT

GMAPLAY!!!!1 OMG LOL


16 MAGNIFICANT LEVELS AT DA SME TIEM V3RY DIFICULT LEVELS R PAK3D IN THIS GME111!111 OMG IT DOESNT SEM LIEK MUCH BUT IF U ACTUALY PLAEYD TEH L3V3LS BFORE JUDGNG THEM U WIL UND3RSTAND WUT I MEAN11!1! OMG ITS NOT JUST A STANDARD PLATFORM GME WHERA U RUN JUMP AND SHOT UR WAY THROUGH LAVELS1111! OMG WTF O NO IT GO3S UP A NOTCH FROM TAHT!!1!!!1! OMG LOL U HAEV 2 FLY IN A AEROPLAEN AND CONTROL IT SHOTNG OTHER SHIPS DOWN1!11 OMG WTF SOME OTHER L3VELS R3QUIER U 2 CONTROL A KART SHOTNG PAOPLA JUMPNG OV3R OBSTACLES STUF LIEK TAHT!11!11! WTF BOSES AERNT A BR3ATH OF FRESH ARE 2 BAT111!1!!! IT REQUIERS A FAW DEATHS 2 COMA BAK WIT A TACHNIQUE 2 BAT THAM!!!111 OMG WTF

ANYONE REMEMBR M3TAL SLUG?!!???!!! M3TAL SLUGS SHOTNG THROWNG GR3NAEDS STYL3 OF GM3PLAY IS 3XACTLY IN THIS11!1111 WTF THIS IS LIEK M3TAL SLUG R3VISIETD AND R3VITALIESD1111!11 OMG SIED SCROLNG SHOT3R HAS BEN R3MAED IN2 SOMETHNG GOD!1!!!1! OMG WTF IT JUST PLAYS 3XACTLY LIEK METAL SLUG!11!!1 SM3 CONTROLS!!1!!11! LOL SHOT JUMP THROW GRENAED!111 OMG WTF ONLY A FEW AD ONS OF MOVES HAEV BAN MAED BUT STIL RESAMBLES MATAL SLUG NAVERTHELAS



ALEIN!111111! OMG WTF HOMINID ISNT AL ABOUT SHOTNG AND RUNNG11111 OMG THEYRE R CARS U CAN DRIEV MONSTER TRUKS 2 CAUS3 2TAL HAVOK FLY IN TEH ARE WIT A SPAECSHIP (AS DA ABOVE SCRENSHOT SHOWS)1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS PROVES TAHT THEIR IS A WHOLE LOAD OF DIFERANT THNGS 2 DO THAN JUST DA RAGULAR RUNNG AND SHOTNG

HUGA1!11 OMG LOL VAREITY OF DIFER3NT WEAPONS 2 CHOSA FROM!!!!! LOL (FAT BOY IS TEH GUY TAHT HANGS ABOUT AT LEAST 3 TIEMS ON EACH STAEG HANDNG U POW3R UPS AND STUF)

NORMAL BULATS - UNLIMIETD BULETS DO3SNT RILLY PEIRCE THROUGH BOS3S

IEC!1!!!! OMG BULETS - FREZES OPONENTS WHICH ALOWS U 2 SLIEC TH3M UP

FIER1!!!! BULETS - BURNS OPON3NTS

MULTIPLE COLOR BUL3TS - BLASTS OUT 3 WAY BUL3TS WHICH HALPS WHAN TRYNG 2 SHOT HIGH MID AND LOW AT DA SM3 TIEM

ALSO ALEIN HOMINID US3S HIS KNIEF WHEN VERY CLOS3 2 OPONENTS11!!!1!! OMG LOL HE SLIECS THEM!11111! OMG WTF LOL THIS WIL B MOST SATISFYNG 2 ROAR BLODED GMARS11!1!! OMG WTF LOL ANOTHER UNIQUA SKIL IS TAHT HE CAN CRAWL UNDARGROUND AND GRAB OPONANTS DOWN RASULTNG AU2MATIC D3ATH1!!1111 LOL THIS DOESNT WORK WIT BOS3S BY DA WAY!!11 OMG LOL SLICNG WIL NOT DO MUCH DMAEG AT AL AND U WIL LOK LIEK A RIGHT IDOIT CAUSE U WIL LOSE A LIEF111111 OMG WTF LOL BATNG BOSES REQUIERS U 2 ATAK FROM A DISTANCE CAUSE THEY R VERY UNPRIDICTABLA

AV3N11!!!11 WTF LOL WIT DA MANE GM3 COMPLET3D TEH FUN DOASNT 3ND THEYRE!!1111 OMG WTF LOL U R TREAETD 2 A WUT SHABY ENDNG AFT3R COMPL3TNG TEH MANE GME!111!11 OMG I WONT SPOIL IT FOR U THOUGH!111 WTF LOL SOMA MIGHT FIND IT WUT ENT3RTANENG111! LOL WIT THIS DONA U CAN S3L3CT WUT L3V3L U WANT 2 START FROM WHICH IS FANTASTIC IN MAH OPININON INST3AD OF STARTNG OVAR FROM SCRATCH1!!!! OMG LOL U CAN ALSO TRY OUT SOM3 OF DA MINI GMES LISTED BLOW

MINI GM3S

PDA GM3S - A PLATFORM GME WIT SIMPLE STIK DRAWNGS!1!1 WTF LOL COL3CT X MMOUNTS OF FRUIT TH3N TRY 2 G3T 2 TEH AXIT WITHOUT BNG HIT BY TEH GUARDS

PINATA1!!!1!!1 LOL BOS - BLAST DA BOS AND COL3CT DA SWETEIS TAHT COM3 OUT 2 GANE POINTS111!1! WTF TEH AME OF TEH GME IS 2 TRY AND GET TEH HIGHEST POINTS WITHOUT DYNG

CHALENGE1!11 OMG LOL - DO AS MUCH DMAEG ON A STAEG OF UR CHOIEC AND RAK UP AS MUCH POINTS AS U CAN111!1 OMG WTF LOL AGANE TEH AME OF DA GM3 IS 2 TRY GAT TEH HIGHAST POINTS WITHOUT DYNG

SUP3R!1!11!11 WTF LOL SOVEIT MISLE - GUIED A NUCL3AR WARHAAD MISL3 2 ITS BAES WITHOUT BNG HIT BY A BIRD OR A3ROPLAEN!111!1! OMG WTF WHAN U COMPLETE A STAEG IT WIL SAY PWNED!1!!1111 OMG LOL PRETY COL!!1!1 OMG WTF AGANE ITS STIK DRAWNGS LIEK PDA GMES

N3UTRON!1!!!!!! BAL - THROW DA BAL IN TEH HOLA SLICNG UP UR OPONANT ONLY FUN WH3N AGANEST A FREIND!!!1!1! OMG WTF OTHARWIES U WIL B PLAYNG BY UR WIT NO OPONENT!!1! OMG WTF ITS SORTA LIEK BASKATBAL BUT AGANEST A FREIND

SO!11!11! WTF YEAH THEIR IS ALOT OF RM PAKAD STUF 2 KEP U ENTERTANE3D FOR AWHIEL11!!! WTF LOL TEH MINI GMAS R BTER PLAEYD WIT FREINDS THAN BY UR1!1! U WIL AXPLOIT ITS PROP3R FUN FAC2R TAHT WAY



TWO!1!!1!! OMG WTF PLAEYR MODE IS FANTASTIC1!!11111 OMG WTF LOL U BOTH HAEV 2 APLY 2 EACH OTH3RS T3CHNIQUAS 2 BAT AACH 2UGH LEVAL AEHAD!!!1!1 ITS GR3AT FUN ITS A FANTASTIC R3SEMBLANC3 OF M3TAL SLUG (A SHOTNG GME ON TEH N3O-GAO CONSOLE) TWO PLAEYR OPITION!!1!1! OMG WTF SO IF U HAEV A FREIND WHO WANTS 2 PLAY TEH GM3 LET 3M IT WIL B BTAR OF HAVNG SOMEON3 2 PLAY TEH GM3 RATHER THAN UR OWN1!!1 WTF LOL ALTHOUGH ITS GRAAT AS A ON3 PLAEYR GMA ALSO!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL

OVERAL I LOVAD THIS GMA!1!!111 OMG WTF IT WAS JUST DA PERF3CT GM3 GRAPHICALY AND GMEPLAY WIES TAHT CUD MATCH UP 2 DA LIEKS OF METAL SLUG SEREIS!!1!!! WTF LOL

GRAPHICS - 95/10
MUSIC!1111!1! WTF - 65/10
GMPLAY111!!! OMG LOL - 9/10
LASTABLITY - 8/10
OVERAL - 85/10111! OMG A FANTASTIC GME

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GiLL said:
I have an improved review:


PUBLISHER - 03 ENTERTANEM3NT
DEVOLOPER - NEWGROUNDS
TYPE - 2D SHOT EM UP SCROL3R
CONSOLE RELEAESS - PS2 GC XBOX
PLAEYRS - 1 2 2
R3VEIWED BY JAYDASH
GRAPHICS -


MAED USNG MACROMEDIA FLASH (A COMPUTER PROGRM TAHT DEALS WIT GRAPHICS) ITS MAZNG TEH SMOTH CRYSTAL CLEAR ANIMATION WUT CM3 FROM THEYRE PROJ3CT!1111 OMG LOL V3RY SIMPL3 BUT SMOTH1!1111 OMG I WISH AL 2D GMES CUDVA BAN LIEK THIS!1!! WTF LOL DA GRAPHICS R TRU3LY PHEONIMINAL!1111!11 OMG WTF BAKGROUNDS R ALSO VERY INT3R3STNG ASWAL1!111 OMG WIT SOM3 HUMOUROUS BUILDNGS 2 LAUGH AT!!11!!11 WTF TEH ACTUAL ALEIN HOMINID AND DA DA FBI DESIGNS R V3RY SIMPLE WHEN U LOK AT THAM!!!1!1! WTF LOL SIMPL3 COLORNG WIT SIMPLE BLAK OUTLIEN!!1!1 ALSO DA BAKGROUNDS R DRAWN WIT SIMPLE COLORS ASW3L11!!!11 OMG NO DETALEED SHADNG US3D!!1!1 OMG I THINK THIS IS WUT MAEKS TEH GRAPHICS SO UNIQU3 FROM ANY OTH3R GM3 U SE 2DAY1!!1 OMG LOL LOKS LIEK SIMPLICITY IS DA KAY 2 FUTURE 2D GM3S TH3N

(THE1111 OMG COMUNITY TAHT MAED THIS GME IS NAWGROUNDS1!!! OMG LOL THERE SIET IS WWNEWGROUNDSCOM!!!11 OMG WTF SO IF UR INTREST3D IN MAKNG A GME AND NED ADVIEC ASK THEM AND DONT BOTHAR BUGNG TH3M AS THEY WIL MOR3 THAN LIEKLY IGNORE U LIEK DA PLAGU3!!!1!! WTF LOL ANOTH3R INT3R3STNG FACT IS TAHT THEY GOT H3LP FROM SOM3ON3 WHO PRAVIOUSLY LEFT CAPCOM SO TAHTS A PLUS BONUS ASWAL 2 NEWGROUNDS D3VOLOPMENT IN THIS GMA)

MUSIC

MUSICALY ITS A MIX BTWEN SCI FI TACHNO AND SOME CAR2NISH DRMATICAL MUSIC1!1!!!!1 LOL I ACTUALY Y3T AGANE LOVE DA FACT TAHT ITS SIMPL3 MUSIC1!!!1!11 LOL NOTHNG OVER DA 2P!1!! OMG WTF LOL JUST RIGHT JUST LIEK DA GRAPHICS11!111!1 OMG WTF LOL SP3AKNG OF CHARACTERS THAY HARDLY USE THERE VOIECS ALOT!!!! OMG WTF LOL BUT TH3N AGANE IS IT RILLY NEDED IN A GMA LIEK THIS?!???!!? WTF LOL I DONT THINK SO!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL DA SOUND FX R PRATY COL!1!!!!!1 OMG WHAN ALEIN HOMINID DEIS IT SOUNDS LIEK A SIKANNG THUD OF BLOD!1!11 WTF ALSO WH3N HIS SHEILD GETS ATAK ITS LIEK A GLAS CRAK SOUND OCURS!1111!!1 OMG ITS RILLY COL AND D3FINAETLY SOMATHNG 2 B 3XCIETD ABOUT

GMAPLAY!!!!1 OMG LOL


16 MAGNIFICANT LEVELS AT DA SME TIEM V3RY DIFICULT LEVELS R PAK3D IN THIS GME111!111 OMG IT DOESNT SEM LIEK MUCH BUT IF U ACTUALY PLAEYD TEH L3V3LS BFORE JUDGNG THEM U WIL UND3RSTAND WUT I MEAN11!1! OMG ITS NOT JUST A STANDARD PLATFORM GME WHERA U RUN JUMP AND SHOT UR WAY THROUGH LAVELS1111! OMG WTF O NO IT GO3S UP A NOTCH FROM TAHT!!1!!!1! OMG LOL U HAEV 2 FLY IN A AEROPLAEN AND CONTROL IT SHOTNG OTHER SHIPS DOWN1!11 OMG WTF SOME OTHER L3VELS R3QUIER U 2 CONTROL A KART SHOTNG PAOPLA JUMPNG OV3R OBSTACLES STUF LIEK TAHT!11!11! WTF BOSES AERNT A BR3ATH OF FRESH ARE 2 BAT111!1!!! IT REQUIERS A FAW DEATHS 2 COMA BAK WIT A TACHNIQUE 2 BAT THAM!!!111 OMG WTF

ANYONE REMEMBR M3TAL SLUG?!!???!!! M3TAL SLUGS SHOTNG THROWNG GR3NAEDS STYL3 OF GM3PLAY IS 3XACTLY IN THIS11!1111 WTF THIS IS LIEK M3TAL SLUG R3VISIETD AND R3VITALIESD1111!11 OMG SIED SCROLNG SHOT3R HAS BEN R3MAED IN2 SOMETHNG GOD!1!!!1! OMG WTF IT JUST PLAYS 3XACTLY LIEK METAL SLUG!11!!1 SM3 CONTROLS!!1!!11! LOL SHOT JUMP THROW GRENAED!111 OMG WTF ONLY A FEW AD ONS OF MOVES HAEV BAN MAED BUT STIL RESAMBLES MATAL SLUG NAVERTHELAS



ALEIN!111111! OMG WTF HOMINID ISNT AL ABOUT SHOTNG AND RUNNG11111 OMG THEYRE R CARS U CAN DRIEV MONSTER TRUKS 2 CAUS3 2TAL HAVOK FLY IN TEH ARE WIT A SPAECSHIP (AS DA ABOVE SCRENSHOT SHOWS)1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS PROVES TAHT THEIR IS A WHOLE LOAD OF DIFERANT THNGS 2 DO THAN JUST DA RAGULAR RUNNG AND SHOTNG

HUGA1!11 OMG LOL VAREITY OF DIFER3NT WEAPONS 2 CHOSA FROM!!!!! LOL (FAT BOY IS TEH GUY TAHT HANGS ABOUT AT LEAST 3 TIEMS ON EACH STAEG HANDNG U POW3R UPS AND STUF)

NORMAL BULATS - UNLIMIETD BULETS DO3SNT RILLY PEIRCE THROUGH BOS3S

IEC!1!!!! OMG BULETS - FREZES OPONENTS WHICH ALOWS U 2 SLIEC TH3M UP

FIER1!!!! BULETS - BURNS OPON3NTS

MULTIPLE COLOR BUL3TS - BLASTS OUT 3 WAY BUL3TS WHICH HALPS WHAN TRYNG 2 SHOT HIGH MID AND LOW AT DA SM3 TIEM

ALSO ALEIN HOMINID US3S HIS KNIEF WHEN VERY CLOS3 2 OPONENTS11!!!1!! OMG LOL HE SLIECS THEM!11111! OMG WTF LOL THIS WIL B MOST SATISFYNG 2 ROAR BLODED GMARS11!1!! OMG WTF LOL ANOTHER UNIQUA SKIL IS TAHT HE CAN CRAWL UNDARGROUND AND GRAB OPONANTS DOWN RASULTNG AU2MATIC D3ATH1!!1111 LOL THIS DOESNT WORK WIT BOS3S BY DA WAY!!11 OMG LOL SLICNG WIL NOT DO MUCH DMAEG AT AL AND U WIL LOK LIEK A RIGHT IDOIT CAUSE U WIL LOSE A LIEF111111 OMG WTF LOL BATNG BOSES REQUIERS U 2 ATAK FROM A DISTANCE CAUSE THEY R VERY UNPRIDICTABLA

AV3N11!!!11 WTF LOL WIT DA MANE GM3 COMPLET3D TEH FUN DOASNT 3ND THEYRE!!1111 OMG WTF LOL U R TREAETD 2 A WUT SHABY ENDNG AFT3R COMPL3TNG TEH MANE GME!111!11 OMG I WONT SPOIL IT FOR U THOUGH!111 WTF LOL SOMA MIGHT FIND IT WUT ENT3RTANENG111! LOL WIT THIS DONA U CAN S3L3CT WUT L3V3L U WANT 2 START FROM WHICH IS FANTASTIC IN MAH OPININON INST3AD OF STARTNG OVAR FROM SCRATCH1!!!! OMG LOL U CAN ALSO TRY OUT SOM3 OF DA MINI GMES LISTED BLOW

MINI GM3S

PDA GM3S - A PLATFORM GME WIT SIMPLE STIK DRAWNGS!1!1 WTF LOL COL3CT X MMOUNTS OF FRUIT TH3N TRY 2 G3T 2 TEH AXIT WITHOUT BNG HIT BY TEH GUARDS

PINATA1!!!1!!1 LOL BOS - BLAST DA BOS AND COL3CT DA SWETEIS TAHT COM3 OUT 2 GANE POINTS111!1! WTF TEH AME OF TEH GME IS 2 TRY AND GET TEH HIGHEST POINTS WITHOUT DYNG

CHALENGE1!11 OMG LOL - DO AS MUCH DMAEG ON A STAEG OF UR CHOIEC AND RAK UP AS MUCH POINTS AS U CAN111!1 OMG WTF LOL AGANE TEH AME OF DA GM3 IS 2 TRY GAT TEH HIGHAST POINTS WITHOUT DYNG

SUP3R!1!11!11 WTF LOL SOVEIT MISLE - GUIED A NUCL3AR WARHAAD MISL3 2 ITS BAES WITHOUT BNG HIT BY A BIRD OR A3ROPLAEN!111!1! OMG WTF WHAN U COMPLETE A STAEG IT WIL SAY PWNED!1!!1111 OMG LOL PRETY COL!!1!1 OMG WTF AGANE ITS STIK DRAWNGS LIEK PDA GMES

N3UTRON!1!!!!!! BAL - THROW DA BAL IN TEH HOLA SLICNG UP UR OPONANT ONLY FUN WH3N AGANEST A FREIND!!!1!1! OMG WTF OTHARWIES U WIL B PLAYNG BY UR WIT NO OPONENT!!1! OMG WTF ITS SORTA LIEK BASKATBAL BUT AGANEST A FREIND

SO!11!11! WTF YEAH THEIR IS ALOT OF RM PAKAD STUF 2 KEP U ENTERTANE3D FOR AWHIEL11!!! WTF LOL TEH MINI GMAS R BTER PLAEYD WIT FREINDS THAN BY UR1!1! U WIL AXPLOIT ITS PROP3R FUN FAC2R TAHT WAY



TWO!1!!1!! OMG WTF PLAEYR MODE IS FANTASTIC1!!11111 OMG WTF LOL U BOTH HAEV 2 APLY 2 EACH OTH3RS T3CHNIQUAS 2 BAT AACH 2UGH LEVAL AEHAD!!!1!1 ITS GR3AT FUN ITS A FANTASTIC R3SEMBLANC3 OF M3TAL SLUG (A SHOTNG GME ON TEH N3O-GAO CONSOLE) TWO PLAEYR OPITION!!1!1! OMG WTF SO IF U HAEV A FREIND WHO WANTS 2 PLAY TEH GM3 LET 3M IT WIL B BTAR OF HAVNG SOMEON3 2 PLAY TEH GM3 RATHER THAN UR OWN1!!1 WTF LOL ALTHOUGH ITS GRAAT AS A ON3 PLAEYR GMA ALSO!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL

OVERAL I LOVAD THIS GMA!1!!111 OMG WTF IT WAS JUST DA PERF3CT GM3 GRAPHICALY AND GMEPLAY WIES TAHT CUD MATCH UP 2 DA LIEKS OF METAL SLUG SEREIS!!1!!! WTF LOL

GRAPHICS - 95/10
MUSIC!1111!1! WTF - 65/10
GMPLAY111!!! OMG LOL - 9/10
LASTABLITY - 8/10
OVERAL - 85/10111! OMG A FANTASTIC GME


I just wanted to quote that.
 
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