What was the most criminal thing you have ever done?

TonK

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Were you jailed?

How much did it cost you in the long run?

I'll reply if others do...

Seems like an interesting topic...

We all know Mushiki kicked the crap out of his Karate teacher while driving on the autobahn in his Ferrari doing 210 because he stole his PSX...
 

Steve

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I'm clean. Worst I did was throw these giant rocks over an old lady's fence when I was nine years old... while she was gardening. Me and my friend did it after school one day. If one of those rocks landed on her head... we could have conceivably killed her.
 

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Heh,a few months back,I got charged with Assault and battery for busting some kids nose in 2 places,he had to get reconstructive surgery to breath right again.He beat the shit out of my girlfriend,so I gave him a straigh punch to the nose,he dropped like a sack of bricks,and his mom called the cops on me and had me "arrested".Was on probation for 3 months,and had to pay for his surgery/hospital bills.Was fun,the motherfucker deserved it.Oh btw,the kid was in Juvie for domestic violence with a busted nose :p He still to this day,has a crooked nose.
 
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evil wasabi

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does a person have to be caught for it to count?

A smart criminal never gets caught.
 

NeoTheranthrope

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wasabi said:
does a person have to be caught for it to count?

A smart criminal never gets caught.
...but at the same, a smart criminal wouldn't go bragging about it on t3h interwebnets

Edit: ...or won't go bragging about it before statute of limitations runs out. (Ask me this queation again in about three years)
 
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DanAdamKOF

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I'm completely innocent. I never did the following at all. You can choose to believe me.

- Broadcasted on GMRS radio without a license (pfft).
- Forged a reciept.
- Used an OKI cell phone to eavesdrop on cell phone calls (just for kicks).

Now you, TonK.
 

galfordo

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galfordo has the right to remain silent.

Anything galfordo says can and will be used against him.

galfordo advises himself to STFU so that he does not further incriminate himself.


P.S. Talking in third person is the fucking gh3yest shit EVAR. :kekeke:
 

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never jailed. :D

and only thing ive payed for are traffic tickets. :kekeke:

ive done a little of everything short of hurting someone or something (myself not included). :shame:
 

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Smashed a car window with a hockey stick, and knocked off a nearby car wing mirror.

Resulted in a police caution, i was gonna get a new bike & a big tv............the money was spent on the damage I caused.

Learnt me.
 

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Stole a Gameboy Pocket and 10 games (all new) from a Wal-Mart when I worked there.
 

TonK

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Shot at someone when I was 14...

I was walking to hockey practice with my buddy and this car drove past and swung a bat at him...

We started to run... and the car came back around looking for us.

We thought the coast was clear and walked through the park... they pulled up right behind us and pointed a gun at me...

I started to cry and the kids were laughing their asses off...

As soon as he put the gun back in the car and went to drive off, I pulled out my Mauser .380 and dumped a clip into the car...which sped off...

We ran home as fast as we could... I cried myself to sleep...

The next day I watched the news and there was no report of anyone being shot or shot at...

To this day I have never seen those kids again...

You might think you have the guts to pull the trigger, but believe me... its the most terrible thing to ever experience in your life.

That gun is in the bottom of a river now...

I had told my grandparents what happened, and they promptly put me in counseling... without my parents knowing...

I just told my dad about this 2 years ago...
 

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i used to shoplift games from gamestop all the time since SNES, NES, and genesis games were all out in the open. but that's about as bad as i get.
 

evil wasabi

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NeoTheranthrope said:
...but at the same, a smart criminal wouldn't go bragging about it on t3h interwebnets

good point. Tonk will need to pry me with a lot of jagermeister before I tell him about my criminal escapade(s).
 

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The most criminal thing I've ever done was with a friend in '93 when I lived in Japan. He told me about how a lot of people kept cups with change in their car under the seats (for use in the Japanese slot machines), or just kept a lot of other valuables in the car. During night, we would go out with a backpack and load up. We'd come back with a lot of fucking money - sometimes clearing a grand in money and valuables a night. One night a cop pulled us over while walking down the street. He caught us for breaking curfew, and later called us back a month later asking about the robberies around the time we were caught (we had stopped after we got caught for curfew, so I'm assuming that they connected the dots to us). I spilled my guts right then and there (yeah, I'm a pussy) and had to do community service (boooooo) with my friend.

Haven't done a bad thing since.
 

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Years back I was involved in a road rage affair. I passed this guy who was going 30 in a 45. It was clear prior to passing him, he was fighting with his girl friend. I looked over at him when I passed him and he yelled "fuck you" at me. I flipped him off and went on my way.

I pulled into my friends apartment complex (I had just imported some SNES games and we were going to check them out) when I noticed this guy was right behind me. He stayed right on my bumper as I looked for a place to park.

Finally, I just stopped to see what he would do. He got out of his car and I noticed that this guy who looked like he was my size sitting down was about 6'4" tall. As he walked towards my car he punched the drivers side trunk of my car. I put my car into reverse and rammed his car and took off.

About 45 minutes later when I thought the cost was clear, I went back to my friends complex. (we had to check out those imports). No sooner had I parked and this guy comes running at me from the other side of the lot. I thought for a split second about running away but the decided to try to take him down. I dove in at his legs and bounced right off. He picked me up like I was a feather and proceded to beat my head against someone else's car.

He grew tired (finally) and stopped doing that. We had a couple of fuck offs back and forth and then he picked up my package of imports and hurled them into the air. They came crashing down on the pavement about 20-30 yards away.

He left, I picked up my games, that were chipped but still in one piece and played imports with my friend with a bloody mouth and headache.

What did I learn...

People sitting in cars may be much bigger than they appear.
If a guy is fighting with a girl, don't look his way.
Do not flip off people you don't know.
Nintendo makes quality games.
 

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Gameoz said:
Years back I was involved in a road rage affair. I passed this guy who was going 30 in a 45. It was clear prior to passing him, he was fighting with his girl friend. I looked over at him when I passed him and he yelled "fuck you" at me. I flipped him off and went on my way.

I pulled into my friends apartment complex (I had just imported some SNES games and we were going to check them out) when I noticed this guy was right behind me. He stayed right on my bumper as I looked for a place to park.

Finally, I just stopped to see what he would do. He got out of his car and I noticed that this guy who looked like he was my size sitting down was about 6'4" tall. As he walked towards my car he punched the drivers side trunk of my car. I put my car into reverse and rammed his car and took off.

About 45 minutes later when I thought the cost was clear, I went back to my friends complex. (we had to check out those imports). No sooner had I parked and this guy comes running at me from the other side of the lot. I thought for a split second about running away but the decided to try to take him down. I dove in at his legs and bounced right off. He picked me up like I was a feather and proceded to beat my head against someone else's car.

He grew tired (finally) and stopped doing that. We had a couple of fuck offs back and forth and then he picked up my package of imports and hurled them into the air. They came crashing down on the pavement about 20-30 yards away.

He left, I picked up my games, that were chipped but still in one piece and played imports with my friend with a bloody mouth and headache.

What did I learn...

People sitting in cars may be much bigger than they appear.
If a guy is fighting with a girl, don't look his way.
Do not flip off people you don't know.
Nintendo makes quality games.

I'm not sure I see how you were a criminal in this situation.

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I'm with wasabi and NeoCvera on this one.

Its stupid to brag about things like this over the internet.
 

LWK

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tried to pressure a friend into phone sex, she didnt dig it so I backed off
 

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Lord Wolfgang Krauser said:
tried to pressure a friend into phone sex, she didnt dig it so I backed off

I don't see how that's actually criminal...
 

LWK

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syringe said:
I don't see how that's actually criminal...

I masturbated once talking to my now ex and she didnt know it.

I havent committed any real criminal acts to be honest. I once left a store with a candy bar in my hand we didnt pay for, my mom got scared shitless so we rushed in and returned it, I didnt even realize I was still holding the god damn thing.

I can't pull cons like alot of you dudes, my moral values are nuts. I have a problem with anger and I know one day im gonna be jailed for it eventually.
 
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