Sony gets interviewed by a National Newspaper...

TonK

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Paper: It's a pleasure to meet you, Nobotou Saveatgeico.

Saveatgeico: Thank you for this interview. It's an honor for me.

Paper: So, I've heard a lot about the Playstation III at E3 this year.

Saveatgeico: Yes, it definately stirred some things up at the expo this year.

Paper: I'll say. Everyone's talking about it's sleek look.

Saveatgeico: Even in Japan the buzz is going nuts. We get hundreads of e-mails asking questions about it's hardware and software.

Paper: So, what's up with the new look?

Saveatgeico: Well, it's funny you ask that. The truth is that we wen't going for that look at all.

Paper: Really?

Saveatgeico: Really. We couldn't think of anything new for the system's appeal and we just stuck Playstation stickers all around someone's house, seeing what would be the best look for it. Oddly enough, someone was hungary and accidently stuck it on the refridgerator in the house. Then, next thing you know, we have our Playstation III format.

Paper: That's some story.

Saveatgeico: There are a lot of things that the sony guys won't tell you because it hurts them as a company.

Paper: Then why are you telling us this?

Saveatgeico: Why? Because six is the square root of two. Once you understand that, then you shall understand why.

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Paper: So, let's talk about one of your biggest third party developers - Square Enix

Saveatgeico: Ah yes. Such a dedicated group of workers, they are.

Paper: So, what is Sony's thoughts on Final Fantasy XI going on the Xbox 360.

Saveatgeico: Honestly, we just laughed and said, "Have it. We have bigger plans for Final Fantasy"

Paper: And, would that bigger plan have something to do with the Final Fantasy tech demo we saw?

Saveatgeico: Yes. We are remaking Final Fantasy VII with a new spin and it shall be released with the Playstation III.

Paper: Really? Care to explain?

Saveatgeico: Sure thing. It will be called Final Fantasy VII: Farmer and you are a farmer right outside of Midgar. All you do is farm and feed your Chocobos in the game.

Paper: Is any of the origional cast in the game?

Saveatgeico: Nope. Not a single character. Heck, we don't even mention anything of Final Fantasy VII in the game at all.

Paper: Then why put the Final Fantasy VII name on it?

Saveatgeico: Simple; so we could make more money.

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Paper: One last thing before we leave, if that's OK.

Saveatgeico: Sure thing.

Paper: Was the Killzone 2 game renderred or real?

Saveatgeico: Well, neither.

Paper: Really? Can you explain?

Saveatgeico: Oh yeah. See, when we decided to annonce the Playstation III this year, we wanted something to amaze the audience, but we knew that the graphic capabilities wouldn't be available for some time. So, we decided to ask another company if we could use their system to show off a game we're planning of making.

Paper: So, you did what Microsoft did and place G4s in your booth?

Saveatgeico: No. Not at all. The footage you were seeing were from Nintendo Revolutions.

Paper: What?

Saveatgeico: Yeah. We wanted to show what we wanted to do with gameplay, and only Nintendo really knows how. We begged them to let us use their system and after some struggle, we finally convinced them to let us use a Revolution for E3, as long as they got Killzone 2 for the Revolution.

Paper: So, Killzone 2 is coming out for the Revolution?

Saveatgeico: Well, we're putting it on our system as well. It's just that the software you saw at E3 was real gameplay for the Revolution.

Paper: Amazing. Thank you for the interview.


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gamejunkie

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I know this has to fake, but I want so bad for it to be real.
 

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LOL! Had me going for a bit.. but i laughed at the revolution bit
 
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