Im crazy stupid

I mean this, I yanked the two arm wrests off my comp chair and I always try to rest my arm and realize they arent there. Anyone have similar experiences? Pretty dumb.. I know im gonna come to my comp desk with a glass/line of coke and have it splash in my damn face when I rest that left arm on nothing.

One time my cousin Walter and I found a family of inbred kittens living in his septic tank. Mrs. Benson's first grade class didn't find them nearly as cute when I brought them to show and tell the next day.