Ban DashK until he plays JHendrix in SF3:3S

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This game of cat and mouse has been going on for months and I think some moderate intervention is needed :D
 
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Lagduf

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roffle

on a similar note

if a mods bans jedah doma ill let them ban my account too

neo martyr
 

qube

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Lagduf said:
if a mods bans jedah doma ill let them ban my account too

neo martyr

You don't let TEH JUDGE do anything, he does what he wants.

I heard he's in 10 gangs.

Q-
 

Lagduf

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qube said:
You don't let TEH JUDGE do anything, he does what he wants.

I heard he's in 10 gangs.

Q-

You are right.

He is the law.

I cower in his presence.
 

Jedah Doma

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Lagduf said:
roffle

on a similar note

if a mods bans jedah doma ill let them ban my account too

neo martyr

Look Lagduf, DashK only pays you to suck his cock in real life. Doing it on the internet isn't necessary.

BTW: DashK wouldn't even play me in 3S, so you're not going to get him to play JHendrix.
 

Lagduf

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Jedah Doma said:
Look Lagduf, DashK only pays you to suck his cock in real life. Doing it on the internet isn't necessary.

BTW: DashK wouldn't even play me in 3S, so you're not going to get him to play JHendrix.

Mods, i'm 100% serious about the offer.
 

Jedah Doma

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Lagduf said:
Mods, i'm 100% serious about the offer.

The offer about the reach around? Look, get the hint, they're not into it man. Maybe buy them some Mike's and you'll get in good with them. You got lucky with DashK because of that, so try your luck again.
 

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Jedah Doma said:
In all my flames I make sure to indicate the flamee is a homosexual who avidly enjoys gay intercourse.

I'm noticing a trend here.

I can't seem to put my finger on it though.
 

Jedah Doma

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Lagduf said:
I'm noticing a trend here.

I can't seem to put my finger on it though.

Well I don't know where I get all these ideas from. Oh yea, it's from you calling other men on here sweetie, honey, and other pet names. Damn, how did I ever get that?
 

shir0

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Lagduf said:
I'm noticing a trend here.

I can't seem to put my finger on it though.

Listen faggot.

The next time I am pulling up the aim window to type a message and you just
sign the fuck off at your leisure, I will drill a fucking hole in the side of your
skull and have myself a fuckfest.
 

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I've seen DashK playing CvS 2 (Wes had some vids, I think). Judging from those, there's really no point in him playing Hendrix. Just lie and say he got his ass whooped horrendously, and everyone will believe you and laugh at him. :kekeke:

P.S. I also suck at 3rd Strike, Dash. :kekeke:
 

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galfordo said:
I've seen DashK playing CvS 2 (Wes had some vids, I think). Judging from those, there's really no point in him playing Hendrix. Just lie and say he got his ass whooped horrendously, and everyone will believe you and laugh at him. :kekeke:

P.S. I also suck at 3rd Strike, Dash. :kekeke:

I don't know man, I've managed to beat JHendrix before. He's better than me, but it's not like hes mastered the game or anything. No offense to him of course.

I haven't played him in a long time though, so he's most likely improved to a point where I couldn't beat him if he still plays. But I can still keep up with shirt at least.
 

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genjiglove said:
I don't know man, I've managed to beat JHendrix before. He's better than me, but it's not like hes mastered the game or anything. No offense to him of course.

Yeah, but he'll still pwn Dash.
 

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Dash has a chance but from watching those CvS2 vids, I'd put my money on JHendrix. Dash has the basic elements of the game down, but his execution is very inconsistent.

Oh yeah, I suck at SF3S too (the two times I've ever played it). Classic Capcom all the way.
 

JHendrix

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He should get a custom rank till he plays me.

C'mon Bobak, you know you wanna. :kekeke:
 

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I feel that I should add that in all honesty I'm not that good at 3S.

If you want some GOOD 3S players play Wes or the fine folks over at SRK's Live forum. You'll get schooled and then some, because those people play like crazy.

I haven't played in 2 weeks and I'm average at best, but I'm still 100% confident I could woop that Dashy ass while drinking a Mikes Hard Lemonaid.

The best part is how after he got beat down in CvS2 (I had twice as many wins, and I was scrubbing out like no tommorrow), the guy goes on and on about how he doesn't play it, and he plays 3S etc.

Now 3S is out and he's all about "I play DI, not 3S" and all this crap.

There's not much to know about DashK, considering how many lies he puts out you never know when he's telling the truth.

But we do know for sure that he's:

1.) A Scrub, and not a particularly good one at that.
2.) Scared to play me in 3S. :kekeke:
 

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Not a single Dashy response to this thread. Honestly, he's have effectively proved his worthlessnes in 3S by constantly churning out these excuses, and done not a thing more. Sure, I can understand you're busy? But sandwiches? Every time? If Dash ever got engaged he'd miss the wedding because he's making his eternal sandwich. Good way to dodge a draft I guess.
 
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