NG.COM NEWS ALERT: white smoke sighted!

[aria]

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The death of Pope John Paul II led to an outpouring of sympathy as well as a sudden, surprising outburst of vile anti-pope flames. One of the Moderators, a devout Catholic, was enraged and threw down several, permanent bannings. These "Papal Bannings" caused an even larger stir among the members who believed that the permanent bans were far too harsh. The rest of the moderators agreed and the situation smoothed itself out. By the time the new pope was selected, there was an opportunity to seize the momentum. This thread can be read in conjunction with the "Blessed Confessions (http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117671)" thread]

After reading the thread announcing Pope Benedict XVI (http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117605), I have decided to appoint a new, umm... Neo-Pope.

After much consideration,

"Habemus Neo-Papam"

http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon30.gif Takumaji (http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/member.php?userid=1107) http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon30.gif

Since Takumaji was the only one to volunteer yourself for the purely symbolic position, and the senior members are the closest thing NG.com has to cardinals, I, NG.com's often labeled "Jesus", have granted your wish.

Takumaji has taken the name Kawasaki, making him:

Neo-Pope Kawasaki II

He shall keep his username but have the title as his custom rank.

(yup, I'm trying to avoid studying tonight) :loco:

[Eric]

Behold!

http://e.1asphost.com/noteric/neopope.jpg

[tsukaesugi]

AMEN!

[Lagduf]

HIS HOLINESS NEO-POPE KAWASAKI II

I urge you to excommunicate Freelancer from neo-geo.com, he is a taint upon the flock.

[kernow]

BAN FREELANCER AS CELEBRATION !

[Amano Jacu]

BAN FREELANCER AS CELEBRATION !

To the crowds:

Who do you want to forgive.... Bobak-Jesus or Freelancer-Barrabas..... ?

:mr_t:

Anyway Takumaji should do an Urbi et Orbi neo-blessing now :D

[Tron]

Behold!

http://e.1asphost.com/noteric/neopope.jpg
and now some for something completely different.

Note: Imagine a gaint foot comeing down :multi_co:

[Baseley09]

I always wanted to be governed by a German, wouldve been much cooler if they's won the war.

[Takumaji]

http://www.lupa.de/pics/bigpope.gif

Thank you, my brethren.

I herewith absolve you of all your sins of playing other stuff than Neo games.

Here's a new dogma for you: All Neo popes need at least three female co-popes to form an effective team, and free supply of Neo homecarts, so please send in your application to whitesmoke@st-neo.tak, thank you.

I'm planning on introducing absolution via email and public spanking for those who fool me.

Other than that, I will be a very unorthodox pope, you could also hire me for private Neo masses ($10 per hour, or at least 5 big subs + beer).

[k'_127]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/fenikso/takupope.png

[LWK]

http://www.lupa.de/pics/bigpope.gif

Thank you, my brethren.

I herewith absolve you of all your sins of playing other stuff than Neo games.

Here's a new dogma for you: All Neo popes need at least three female co-popes to form an effective team, and free supply of Neo homecarts, so please send in your application to whitesmoke@st-neo.tak, thank you.

I'm planning on introducing absolution via email and public spanking for those who fool me.

Other than that, I will be a very unorthodox pope, you could also hire me for private Neo masses ($10 per hour, or at least 5 big subs + beer).

Can I be a cardinal?

[k'_127]

I want to be the Neo Mullah or the Neo Imam

[Eric Straven]

Long live Neo Pope Kawasaki V2!
We are not worthy!





























Can I be Neo-Noah? Make K_'127 the Neo-Prophet or Neo-Allah and bestow upon him the title Cardinal Tigris Kickikus Ratzinger.
FTL can be Omega Hitler. :cool:

[Takumaji]

Can I be a cardinal?

Sure, just don't wear that dress again, y'know, the pink one with the polka dots... just doesn't fit you at all.

I picture you as Igniz, with an extra powerful Eat This Doctrine SDM.

So, that's one Cardinal, still eight to go.

k'_127, thanks for the Tak avatar with mitra, just the thing I wanted! :)

Okay, now bring on the booze and girls for the big party up the Sixtine Chapel... I could do with a foot massage as well, so where are my co-popes, dammit!

Afterwards, I'll probably go and compile a list of the completely new ten commandments... the ol' Moses stuff badly needs dose of Kawasaki... #1 is going to be "don't fool the Neo pope for he will Pope Bomb you", or something like that.

[Eric Straven]

Sure, just don't wear that dress again, y'know, the pink one with the polka dots... just doesn't fit you at all.

I picture you as Igniz, with an extra powerful Eat This Doctrine SDM.

So, that's one Cardinal, still eight to go.

k'_127, thanks for the Tak avatar with mitra, just the thing I wanted! :)

Okay, now bring on the booze and girls for the big party up the Sixtine Chapel... I could do with a foot massage as well, so where are my co-popes, dammit!

Afterwards, I'll probably go and compile a list of the completely new ten commandments... the ol' Moses stuff badly needs dose of Kawasaki... #1 is going to be "don't fool the Neo pope for he will Pope Bomb you", or something like that.
May I be embraced with the honour of being coronated Cardinal Arr-man Do-it-please, oh great lord of World Heroes papacy?

[Lagduf]

To the crowds:

Who do you want to forgive.... Bobak-Jesus or Freelancer-Judas..... ?

:mr_t:

Anyway Takumaji should do an Urbi et Orbi neo-blessing now :D

Freelancer is not comparable to Judas!

Freelancer is the GREAT SATAN himself!

He must be purged from the land.

I implore that i be appointed to position of Defender from Freelancer.

[Takumaji]

May I be embraced with the honour of being coronated Cardinal Arr-man Do-it-please, oh great lord of World Heroes papacy?

I may have to consult my lawyers first. That Cardinal Jack I assigned about an hour ago turned out to be a floppy-breasted bitch called Nona who had planned to pull a Lewinsky on me, complete with stained dress and all.

Guess I have to keep my eyes and zippers open.

Oh, and holy commandment #2 is finished, it goes like this: "Thou Shalt Not Get Caught".

+ + +

Still no sign of foot massage or other wellness-related activity. Brethren, I'm getting slightly bored in here, now do something pronto.

What's the deal with that heretic Freelancer anyway?

[Lagduf]

What's the deal with that heretic Freelancer anyway?

The heretic does not honour the dead, he defiles their names after they have passed onward to that great arcade in the sky.

A crime that should be punishable by death.

[Takumaji]

The heretic does not honour the dead, he defiles their names after they have passed onward to that great arcade in the sky.

A crime that should be punishable by death.

Ah, heresy by deed and heresy by thought.

May I recommend tonight's speciality, tarring and feathering. I was always fond of that one.

[Rade]

Ah, heresy by deed and heresy by thought.

May I recommend tonight's speciality, tarring and feathering. I was always fond of that one.


Can you please use your popely powers to turn Bobak into some kind of Zombie, cursed to walk the moon, vainly searching for brains?

Puer puellae bellae Neo Geoam dat!

[neobuyer]

Sure enough!

Tak is now divine

I stared at his avatar for a few seconds and my eyes started to sting

[Takumaji]

Can you please use your popely powers to turn Bobak into some kind of Zombie, cursed to walk the moon, vainly searching for brains?

Puer puellae bellae Neo Geoam dat!

I'm very short of Zombie powder at the moment. Shortly after I got elected, Bobak dragged me to the search room and confiscated the last two ounces of it "for spam control". As we speak, he probably is out there zombifying some dorks in Unrelated.

Also, I really like your Latinisation of the Greek word 'Geo', I give you a papal cookie for that! http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon30.gif

Et ceterum censeo ut Sony delendam esse

/me waits for FTL Latin spell check

[Lagduf]

No doubt his holiness' prayers were heard as the infidel freelancer is banished.

[jro]

I would like to request appointment as one of the eight remaining Cardinals. Why am I uniquely qualified for this position, you ask? Because in addition to my promise to never, ever fool Neo-Pope Kawasaki II, I volunteer to act as Enforcer-Cardinal. I will be the first Cardinal in history, Neo, Catholic, or otherwise, to wear a black hood-style executioner's mask as part of my daily attire. I will carry the Large Knife of Castration, for serious cases in which we must assure that the offender will not be allowed to procreate and no amount of absolution will suffice (cough *freelancer* cough), and I will also gladly administer the Public Spankings in the event that N-PKII prefers not to sully his holy hands on the backsides of the Confessors.

I may even be willing to host candle parties at which other Cardinals and prospective future Popes will be able to buy black candles to be given to Confessors should they be instructed to insert said candles into their anuses and then go shopping.

I also will buy if someone else flies upon the end of our beer and subs reserves.

So do I get the gig?

[aria]

What's the deal with that heretic Freelancer anyway?

He has been eliminated, my Lord.

[Takumaji]

I would like to request appointment as one of the eight remaining Cardinals. Why am I uniquely qualified for this position, you ask? Because in addition to my promise to never, ever fool Neo-Pope Kawasaki II, I volunteer to act as Enforcer-Cardinal. I will be the first Cardinal in history, Neo, Catholic, or otherwise, to wear a black hood-style executioner's mask as part of my daily attire. I will carry the Large Knife of Castration, for serious cases in which we must assure that the offender will not be allowed to procreate and no amount of absolution will suffice (cough *freelancer* cough), and I will also gladly administer the Public Spankings in the event that N-PKII prefers not to sully his holy hands on the backsides of the Confessors.

I may even be willing to host candle parties at which other Cardinals and prospective future Popes will be able to buy black candles to be given to Confessors should they be instructed to insert said candles into their anuses and then go shopping.

I also will buy if someone else flies upon the end of our beer and subs reserves.

So do I get the gig?

Enforcer-Cardinal... sounds good, you're in!

You can assign up to two secretaries if you want. If they look good, you're requested to bring them to our weekly, uhm, 'meetings' to give them their bukka.#@%..official introduction.

Good thinking with the candle selling. On one of our next meetings I'll introduce you to Shawn M. who has a video game store and also is into black candle manufacturing, his new model "papal double penetration" really is something other than else... :drool: Maybe you could setup some sort of deal with him...

Bobak, I'm delighted to hear the heretic is gone, he already was scaring the herd. Hope my Zombie powder was of any use for you, I bought it from the Necro store and really paid an arm and a leg for it.

Oh and let's not forget about our neo-pope calender project with a new pic of bishounen boys and shemales every month... when Bobak was finished strip-searching me after my election, I saw Mushiki dressed in a transparent nighty, sitting on the floor of the search room while he was nibbling on PSP dust covers, he would make a good "February boy" I guess. Any suggestions here?

[kernow]

freelancer.banned = true?

[Amano Jacu]

He has been eliminated, my Lord.

If only Pilatus had been like you instead of washing his hands...

[Magnaflux]

Will you endorse my "Pope on a rope™" idea?

[RXBANDIT]

maybe white smoke will appear when people start getting their neo store orders

[jro]

freelancer.banned = true?

Yes, good Kernow, it is true. When the white smoke wafted through the sunlight that is Neo-Geo.com, it was clear that miracles would appear in short order, and this was the first (or second, if you really hated Eric Straven for some reason or other). The heretic is no longer among us and it is good. He would have been a waste of perfectly good black candles had we tried that method of absolution, but I was only able to snip off one of his unholy testicles with the Great Knife of Castration before he was cast down. Now, he might be referred to as "Pac-lancer."


Enforcer-Cardinal... sounds good, you're in!

You can assign up to two secretaries if you want. If they look good, you're requested to bring them to our weekly, uhm, 'meetings' to give them their bukka.#@%..official introduction.

Good thinking with the candle selling. On one of our next meetings I'll introduce you to Shawn M. who has a video game store and also is into black candle manufacturing, his new model "papal double penetration" really is something other than else... :drool: Maybe you could setup some sort of deal with him...

Bobak, I'm delighted to hear the heretic is gone, he already was scaring the herd. Hope my Zombie powder was of any use for you, I bought it from the Necro store and really paid an arm and a leg for it.

Oh and let's not forget about our neo-pope calender project with a new pic of bishounen boys and shemales every month... when Bobak was finished strip-searching me after my election, I saw Mushiki dressed in a transparent nighty, sitting on the floor of the search room while he was nibbling on PSP dust covers, he would make a good "February boy" I guess. Any suggestions here?

I will place want-ads in Cardinal Weekly for my two secretaries. Provisions will include the following: strong familiarity with Neo doctrine, bra size of 34 C, a general willingness to be the object of bukkake upon command by either me or Neo-Pope Kawasaki II, and strict adherence to a policy of using whatever cleaning agent is necessary to remove "stains" from secretarial wear. Ugly hoes need not apply. Wait, that last part wasn't very Cardinal-like, maybe I'll leave that out of the ad.

I would be pleased to enter into a business venture with Mr. M. I also hope that he will become a regular at my candle parties. I'm sure his PDP model will be quite a hit with all my regulars who are looking for something new in redemptive sodomy.

If Mushiki is Mr. February, who is Mr. January? I will assume that Mr. Jan. is none other than Abasuto, to try and balance out the she-males with the boys?

I must run some errands now before I settle in at the Neo-Vatican for the evening. I am planning to work out at the gym a bit, in my robes, my Cardinal hat, and my executioner's hood, of course, to make sure that my spanking skills are up to snuff, and then I will stop at the hunting knife store at the mall so that I can add a smaller, sidearm-type knife to the Great Knife of Castration, in order to be sure that I will avoid mistakes of the one-nut-chopping variety in the case of heretic freelancer.

I will bring tidings of malt beverages when I arrive.

[johnroche]

Are there any plans by Kawasaki II to investigate the allegations of pedophilia by Shito? :spock:

[Hidden Character]

Does the Neo-Pope stand a chance against the Turrican Army? I hear their numbers are quite large and can be a menacing group.