Shaq/Kobe II: tonight on TNT 8pm EST

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Who's gonna watch?

Hottest ticket of the year, I think I saw some courtside seats being auctioned off locally for like 10 grand.....
 

JC Powerbomb

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I don't own a TV, I get enough entertainment watching businessmen pick up tranny hookers not knowing they are trannies. The hilarity that ensues is to die for.
 

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I'm gonna LOLZ if the Lakers don't even make the playoffs this season. If the T-Wolves get their shit together they'll snatch that 8th playoff seed.
 
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The way DashK carries on makes it pretty clear that he fancies a roll in the hay with either Kobe or Shaq.
 

Steve

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I got my living room tickets, but being the diehard Warriors fan I am, I'm looking to the doubleheader.... Kings vs. Warriors!

It marks the beginning of the Baron/JRich National TV era.

The Dubs should get more national games next season.
 

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It's pretty obvious now who the man was in LA.

Miami Heat- Currently possess the NBA's best record.
LA Lakers- Struggling to get into the playoffs.

Shaq is/was the difference. Kobe's a mere mortal without the big fella in the middle drawing all the attention. The Lakers were quite foolish to let Kobe dictate the future of their franchise, and now they're paying for it. He's still just an enormously talented high-school baller with no clue how to make his teammates better.

Quite honestly, I was never a big Shaq fan, but I feel myself rooting for him after the way he basically got shafted by Kobe and the Lakers. The Heat winning a title would be pretty friggin' amazing, and the biggest FUCK YOU to Kobe imaginable. Of course, there's a whole lot of hoop yet to be played.

The NCAA tourney's on today...gotta love actual basketball, rather than the endless me-first soap opera that comprises the NBA.
 

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Abasuto said:
I'm gonna LOLZ if the Lakers don't even make the playoffs this season. If the T-Wolves get their shit together they'll snatch that 8th playoff seed.

The Nuggets are 9-1 in their last 10, and pulling away with that 8th spot, gonna be hard for either of them to get that 8th seed, I'd say the Lakers have a better chance than the Twolves as a team, but they have the most road games left. The Twolves can't seem to win on the road or at home, so I think they're dead anyway.

Whoever gets the 8th seed is gonna lose to the Spurs in the 1st round anyway, so it doesn't mean much.
 

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I'm going to be at Fantasm tonight.

Maskimo would have a 100% chance of getting laid there. By 11pm it's 35k drunk, horny and kinky people. I've already got a hotel room rented ( with a jacuzzi )
 

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The Heat are going to own the Lakers tonight, period. Getting rid of Shaq was the stupidest move the Lakers could have made, they should have done anything they could have to keep him. Have to agree about the Nuggets too :glee: wouldn't be surprised to see them move up to the 7th seed the way that are playing...
 

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DashK said:
The Nuggets are 9-1 in their last 10, and pulling away with that 8th spot, gonna be hard for either of them to get that 8th seed, I'd say the Lakers have a better chance than the Twolves as a team, but they have the most road games left. The Twolves can't seem to win on the road or at home, so I think they're dead anyway.

Whoever gets the 8th seed is gonna lose to the Spurs in the 1st round anyway, so it doesn't mean much.

Spurs will rule the playoffs this year...I even choose them over my Phoenix Suns (which BTW are responsible for that 1 loss that Denver had in the last 10 games ;) )
 

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Miami vs. Kobe - once again, Kobe has trouble understanding that no matter how good he plays, he can't be an entire team on his own.
 

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wasabi said:
Miami vs. Kobe - once again, Kobe has trouble understanding that no matter how good he plays, he can't be an entire team on his own.

kobe should have watched T-Mac last year.
 

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DashK said:
Who's gonna watch?

Hottest ticket of the year, I think I saw some courtside seats being auctioned off locally for like 10 grand.....


WTF!

Only some lugnut would pay that much to see a potential NBA Finals team play a team that may not even make it to the f'n playoffs.

btw-- go Heat ;)
 

evil wasabi

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DashK said:
kobe should have watched T-Mac last year.

kobe doesn't even know who t-mac is. He doesn't know anyone in the league, except himself and Shaq, who tattooed his name on Kobe's ass twice this season.
 
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DashK said:
Who's gonna watch?

Nigga, PLEASE.

If I wanted to watch a 200 pound sweaty negro playin with large, leathery, balls...

You'd find me jerking off to a mirror more often, seen?


Fucking cracker white boy. Tell your momma to pick some watermelon up at the supermarket tonight, ight?

thnx.
 

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Almost the same story last time these two teams met X'mas day. Wade, pretty much dominated over Kobe tonight. Wasn't too surprised either. I liked that block he did, that sent Bryant down laughing. He knew it was embarrassing too. :lol:

Guess, "Shakilla the Killa," has made a clean sweep out of his former team. Those post-game interviews are getting worse everytime I see them. You can tell he doesn't want to comment on their, "supposed," fued.

Lakers are coming to town this Sunday. Hope the Sonics help diminish their playoff hopes.
 

Steve

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Shaq vs. Kobe II was boring. Not even close.

The Kings-Warriors game was exciting basketball though. Straight down to the wire. W's won 100-97 as Peja missed a 3 at the buzzer.

My dawg JRich with 40 points. Next season the Warriors are gonna make some noise in the West :buttrock:
 
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