So how is your marriage going?

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asshat

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My wife is watching "The L word" on Showtime in the other room and I am listening to Erasure on i-tunes.

yay.
 
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Asmoday

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At least that is better than sitting on the "husband couch" next to the shoe store minding the kid while she plows through 20 kinds of pumps each in 15 different colors, or worse yet, in Victoria's Secret where she spends 3 hrs trying to find the one miraculous outfit that she thinks doesn't make her ass look fat when she could stand to lose 10 lbs (this is a conservative estimate if the couple has been together over 5 yrs and even more so if there are kids). At a certain point in the relationship the best thing a man can look forward to is the peace and tranquility of being left alone while the wife is busy doing something else, something that doesn't involve his paycheck. But I'm not jaded, NOOOOOO..... :oh_no:
 
kernow

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erasure, nice choice

I have pop! and chorus
 
Shawn Carr2o

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asshat said:
My wife is watching "The L word" on Showtime in the other room and I am listening to Erasure on i-tunes.

yay.
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The L Word is a dike show where women kiss &
do nasty things to each other. :kekeke:
 
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SNKJorge

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So, so.
I'm in that phase where you have realized this is not what you want
in life...

I need a Fernando Martinez. Chances are, I will be with someone else
in the future.
 
kernow

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I want to be married to that hot rich bitch off desperate housewives.

ho yeah
 
galfordo

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My hand was really being a bitch this week, so I've been punching the bag without using gloves. We'll just see how this whore enjoys a set of bloody knuckles.
 
SouthtownKid

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I was really hoping for some positivity in this thread, because my girlfriend has been pushing real hard for marriage lately. To top it off, I just got done watching Eyes Wide Shut again, which is probably the only thing in the world that could put me in less of a mood to get married, besides an episode of Married With Children.
 
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galfordo said:
My hand was really being a bitch this week, so I've been punching the bag without using gloves. We'll just see how this whore enjoys a set of bloody knuckles.
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wifebeater! :lol:
 
Robert

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I had a love affair with a married woman in the late 2002 and since then I'm scared about loyalty in a couple. After I saw tha way she was acting with her husband, I think I'll need times to really consider a serious relation.
 
Orpheus

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Robert said:
I had a love affair with a married woman in the late 2002 and since then I'm scared about loyalty in a couple. After I saw tha way she was acting with her husband, I think I'll need times to really consider a serious relation.
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Welcome to the club.
We meet up once a month and there is always free punch and pie.
Can't say that the P&P compansates for the severe lack of trust for the oposite
sex but it helps.
Then again my fling only fucked with a relationship, not a marriage. Thats got to
suck.
 
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I wouldn't mnind having some kids, but I don't want to get married. I just don't beleive marriage is a good thing.
 
Howdoin

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Smoothly (married 1 year, together for 5) - I just wished she played a little less WoW and spent a little more time partying and she wished that I checked the online PoRN a little less...
 
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JHendrix

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Bliss.

In fact not much different than it was before.
 
galfordo

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snknutballz6 said:
I bet he dresses his hand up like a sock puppet with eyes and hair and a little bra with tiny lump's of silicone.
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Actually, I dress one hand up like CurtWRX and the other hand gets dressed up like Mushiki. Sometimes Curt gets jealous when I choose Mushiki over him, but he usually breaths a sigh of release when he sees me relentlessly banging Mushiki up the hand-ass.
 
DevilRedeemed

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I have a woman, ain't married to her, we have a house and 2 small kids. marriage doesn't mean much. if I have alot of money someday and can give her a nice wedding I may propose. I'm not sure she'd accept though.


its up and down with me. but sometimes up and down can be the best thing in the world :drool:
just use protection kids. please. use protection.. :crying:
(love my kids more than anything though)
 
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