So how do I break my computer

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Mar 11, 2005

They are giving everyone new computers. The problem is that they are getting them in like 15-20 unit shipments. We are like a 500 person department. They are starting with people with shitty outdated PCs then working on everyone else. These have DVD burners and 21in LCDs. I want one now. Whats a good way to fuck up my current PC in a way that looks like some sort of random breakdown. That or I can drop kick it.

abasuto · Mar 11, 2005

Can you open the case without being noticed or seen by anyone ? If so, jam the CPU fan with something. Something that looks natural of course, large lent ball would be perfect.

HellioN · Mar 11, 2005

On the back of the PC.
By the Power supply.
Their is A switch.
It is red. (if you have one)
It should be set @ 115.
Flip it to 220.
Then flip it back.

P.S. I don't know if this will actually do anything but it's worth A shot.

Cylotron · Mar 11, 2005

dude don't bother doing jack as far as opening up the computer/flipping switches go. just make sure the thing is on and splash a lil water into the rear of the case.

:spock:

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Mar 11, 2005

I don't want to fry myself and or start a fire. I was thinking about deleting files or someshit.

NeoCverA · Mar 11, 2005

http://www.oldskool.org/guides/oldonnew/cripple

Thats how you do it man, Ninja Style. Just make sure some geek fucker doesnt look it over before they decide on your needs.

HellioN · Mar 11, 2005

Start ---->Run--->Regedit

Just start randomly changing string values & deleting entire key strings.
The windows Registry is like it's brain stem...Fuck with it enough & it dies.
Just remember to reboot each time you fuck with it.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Mar 11, 2005

NeoCverA said:
http://www.oldskool.org/guides/oldonnew/cripple

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copy and paste perhaps ?

NeoCverA · Mar 11, 2005

HellioN said:
Start ---->Run--->Regedit

Just start randomly changing string values & deleting entire key strings.
The windows Registry is like it's brain stem...Fuck with it enough & it dies.
Just remember to reboot each time you fuck with it.

Yeah thats a good way. I recommend you mess with the registry. Forget that other shit I showed you. :kekeke:

kaos · Mar 11, 2005

HellioN said:
On the back of the PC.
By the Power supply.
Their is A switch.
It is red. (if you have one)
It should be set @ 115.
Flip it to 220.
Then flip it back.

that's an idea, but I think they'd just replace the power supply since noother component will be damaged
guess best thing to do is via software, for example downloading and installing a bugged driver, firmware and such

HellioN · Mar 11, 2005

kaos said:
that's an idea, but I think they'd just replace the power supply since noother component will be damaged
guess best thing to do is via software, for example downloading and installing a bugged driver, firmware and such

Perhaps, But if they are handing out new PCs & his comes up broken they will probibly just give him A new one.

NeoCverA · Mar 11, 2005

FatGuy said:
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copy and paste perhaps ?

lol, im curious how you can get into this forum with a filter like that on your end.
:kekeke:

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Mar 11, 2005

NeoCverA said:
lol, im curious how you can get into this forum with a filter like that on your end.

this forum and srk don't set it off
gamefaqs and digi press are blocked
It must come up as store or something other than games.

JHendrix · Mar 11, 2005

Open up the PC and find the CPU fan, make sure it's off before you do this or something.

Is it a Dell machine? Bout how old?

Basic method is to disconnect the power source for the CPU fan. That or if you can see the actual fan then just like stick the wires in there somehow or something that prevents it from spinning.

Don't let anyone see you, leave no evidence.

td741 · Mar 11, 2005

JHendrix said:
Open up the PC and find the CPU fan, make sure it's off before you do this or something.
Don't let anyone see you, leave no evidence.

Be careful though, there are case alarms and sensors in many work-office PC's that I've taken apart.

IE: if you open the case up and then close it the pc speaker will beep when it's turned on next.

It's not a soft beep either.

You might want to jamb up the power supply fan.

HellioN · Mar 11, 2005

td741 said:
Be careful though, there are case alarms and sensors in many work-office PC's that I've taken apart.

IE: if you open the case up and then close it the pc speaker will beep when it's turned on next. It's not a soft beep either.

You might want to jamb up the power supply fan.

That's simple, Whilist you are fucking around with the insides of said computer just make sure to rip out the PC speaker's wires.

kafuin_gaira · Mar 11, 2005

use your cd drive as a cupholder for your biggie size coke

Nesagwa · Mar 11, 2005

Bring in a big magnet........

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Mar 11, 2005

Nesagwa is a bearded clam

Nesagwa · Mar 11, 2005

FatGuy said:
Nesagwa is a bearded clam

I actually only have a little bit of hair on my chin now, I shaved the rest off for a job interview I had today.

norton9478 · Mar 11, 2005

Try making an adaptor that connects the +5v on the USB/keyboard/mouse/VGA port to the Ground on the headphone jack.... Try it on the motherboard and on the cd rom...

Just a suggestion...

barf · Mar 11, 2005

bring a windows CD, boot with it and launch FDISK
then delete partitions and reboot

you will get a non system disk or disk error at boot, when they try to install windows it will say there is no partition etc

if you have access to the BIOS of your computer, change the voltage to much higher levels of much lower levels. It should make it verry verry unstable, take several attemps to switch it on etc.

hardware wise, without opening, plug a pen in your power supply opening to kill the fan. The security will make it switch off after few seconds/minutes.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Mar 11, 2005

some of this sounds like some mission impossible type shit
I should wear a black skull cap and some eye black

Eric · Mar 11, 2005

They're giving you a raise for this shit? :envy:

galfordo · Mar 11, 2005

Shit on your computer's chest and it will be rendered powerless, especially considering that you pile probably dwarfs most grizzly bear's.

P.S. Unplug it if you've got the squirts.

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