Do you have any clue how many of these I can get?
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Allien133
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galfordo said:People are so fucking stupid.
Honestly, I'm about to take a dump into a jar. I'm going to sell it on e-bay with the following title:
"OMFG R4R3 turd in the shape of a TURD!!!1!!!"
, don't waste your time on ebay. Sell it to me for 50 gabillion shipped so I can add it to my uber rare collection of that type of stuff.
snknutballz6
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galfordo said:People are so fucking stupid.
Honestly, I'm about to take a dump into a jar. I'm going to sell it on e-bay with the following title:
"OMFG R4R3 turd in the shape of a TURD!!!1!!!"
Thats called "modern art",with a better and more imaginative title than you described you could well sell it for a fortune,like jackson pollock and his coloured mess on canvas,or like that bed that was sold for £1,000,000 just because it had condoms and stuff thrown on it.
snknutballz6
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Yeah heres an idea:
1.Shit into a posh jar(not just a jam jar),also make sure the turd is reasonably decent,medium solid.
2.superglue fake diamond's on the lid.
3.attach a radioactive sticker on the glass of the jar
4.make up a nice wooden and metal fronted plaque so you can get it engraved.
5.Make up a certificate,saying it's the only one you will ever do and sign it with a quill and ink.
6.Now get the following engraved on the plaque:
Title: ARMAGEDDON CONTAINED
Put the price at $1000
1.Shit into a posh jar(not just a jam jar),also make sure the turd is reasonably decent,medium solid.
2.superglue fake diamond's on the lid.
3.attach a radioactive sticker on the glass of the jar
4.make up a nice wooden and metal fronted plaque so you can get it engraved.
5.Make up a certificate,saying it's the only one you will ever do and sign it with a quill and ink.
6.Now get the following engraved on the plaque:
Title: ARMAGEDDON CONTAINED
Put the price at $1000