How would you want to be laid-out?
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DavefromIdaho
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I wanna be strapped to a Winnebago and set onfire while drving down the highway. Then I want my friends to gather my ashes and create bullets out of them and I want them to shot a hooker transvestite and gorilla. Then I want them to put the hooker transvestite and the gorilla in the same casket and I want my headstone to say, "Here lies Dave: Half Hooker Transvestite, half gorilla"
DavefromIdaho
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God Ahmeo said:Anyway, I'd like to be cremated. Clean, cheap, and hassle-free.
GAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
neobuyer
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I want to be water reducted. The same way the dispose of diseased animal carcasses
Like a high pressure acid dissolving process
All that's left is a tiny handful of powdery bone fragments
There's a company trying to introduce this method to the undertaking community- but it has been met with resistance
Like a high pressure acid dissolving process
All that's left is a tiny handful of powdery bone fragments
There's a company trying to introduce this method to the undertaking community- but it has been met with resistance
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Buried is my offical answer NOW and forever, but a few years back I wanted to be shot into space in a cold coffin where one day I might have been revived by extra-terestrials and tour the galaxy... and before that, I wanted a Funeral Pyre w. me dressed up in camo brandishing a katana sword and a .45ACP.
...but alas, that is all ended. *I just want to be buried and let this biological housing return to dust.
MERCENARY X99
...but alas, that is all ended. *I just want to be buried and let this biological housing return to dust.
MERCENARY X99
Neon_Sonic
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I definitely want to be cremated.
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I'm going w/ Viking funeral with my dead ass set sailing for the Bermuda Triangle. Woo!
PleaseKillMeNow
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They have "green funerals" where you are not embalmed, wrapped in wool, placed in a wicker coffin, and buried in the middle of the woods with a seed of a tree (your choice) on the ground on top of you.
I want that (or give my body to science).
I want that (or give my body to science).
Shawn Carr2o
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All my games & anime with me or I'll come back
as a zombie, Where are my games.
as a zombie, Where are my games.
Pink Spider
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Buried with a video game controller in my hands.
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Viking funeral all the way. My wife has already been informed of this just in case it comes up.
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ttooddddyy
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I guess it depends on cause of death, like if you are burned to death, cremation seems futile, the job may already be done so you dont get the choice.(OK they could plant the ashes).
Unfortunately Ive had two friends die here over the last month, one was a pilot who crashed his light aircraft, he was cremated and the ashes scattered from a chopper.
The other was a fisherman who was killed in a house fire on new years day, his ashes were scattered at sea which seemed appropriate.
Unfortunately Ive had two friends die here over the last month, one was a pilot who crashed his light aircraft, he was cremated and the ashes scattered from a chopper.
The other was a fisherman who was killed in a house fire on new years day, his ashes were scattered at sea which seemed appropriate.
Buro Destruct
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Cremated.
Or launched into the sun.
Or launched into the sun.
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You mean, in case it turns out you're not immortal? Well, I guess you should cover all your bases...qube said:
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In another forum where this question was also asked, here are the results so far:
Question: How will you be, er, "laid out"? :: Total Votes:42
Poll choices Votes Statistics
Buried 12 [28.57%]
Cremated 22 [52.38%]
Other 8 [19.05%]
Looks like more people like the sheer pleasure of cremation over any other type of afterlife.
Question: How will you be, er, "laid out"? :: Total Votes:42
Poll choices Votes Statistics
Buried 12 [28.57%]
Cremated 22 [52.38%]
Other 8 [19.05%]
Looks like more people like the sheer pleasure of cremation over any other type of afterlife.