Fun News Photos from 2004:

aria

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Gotta give it to the Japanese:

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TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp.'s new concept vehicles, i-foot, left, and one-seater i-units line up during their unveiling ceremony. The two-legged i-foot, operated by a rider mounted on a seat with a joystick, and the i-unit that resembled a wheelchair, both designed to help people get around, will be displayed at an exposition in Aichi, central Japan, next year. (12/03/04 AP photo)

Am I the only one who thinks these remind them of Metal Slug?

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MINNEAPOLIS -- A new twist on the idea of concealable weapons, the credit card-sized shotgun, is shown at Koscielski's Guns and Ammo, the only gun shop in Minneapolis. It's a two-shot weapon machined from a block of metal the height and width of a standard credit card, and about a half-inch thick. Each barrel fires seven standard steel BBs. It will retail for $100. Mark Koscielski, owner of Koscielski's Guns and Ammo, and Patrick Teel, who makes the guns in suburban Blaine, gave The Associated Press a preview Tuesday night ahead of a news conference scheduled for Wednesday. They said the guns are meant to be used only for close-range self-defense and wouldn't be effective as offensive weapons. (10/05/04 AP photo)

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Hmm, methinks someone was drinking on the golf course:

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WARLINGHAM, Great Britain -- The scene a car smashed into a house. Police said the car smashed into a garden, skimmed the wall of one house, damaging a bay window, and then came crashing into the neighbouring home. An elderly couple were upstairs at the time and were not hurt. The 23-year-old driver of the BMW suffered minor injuries and was taken to hospital, but later released. (09/13/04 AP photo)

Seriously though, if I got through the crash like this guy, I would pose on top of it for a picture: like a great hunter with his kill.

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Not quite as freaky as the "wonder dog" video:

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TEL AVIV, Israel -- Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque walks at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv. The young monkey began recently walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said. (07/20/04 AP photo)

The monkey was quoted as saying "see, we can do it all the time if we want to." Seriously though, it would be scary if this monkey somehow taught all the other monkeys to do the same. Then I would be scared, very scared.

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Having just been dumped by his girlfriend and then diagnosed with herpes, Dave thought his day couldn't get any worse... until he turned a corner at the hospital and met...

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ROANOKE, Va. -- A 300-pound, male, black bear walks through the halls of Carilion Franklin Memorial Hospital around 9:10 p.m. People in the background have not seen the bear at the time of this picture. Officers planned to sedate the bear, but they were worried what might happen if the bear got loose in the hospital. So an officer shot and killed the bear. Photo taken by a hospital surveillance camera. (06/15/04 AP photo/The Roanoke Times)

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Just Do It

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TAIPEI, Taiwan -- Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo. The ostrich eluded capture. (05/09/04 AP photo)

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Here's what the horse is thinking in that photo: "That fucker nearly hit me!"

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WINNEMUCCA, Nev. -- A horse looks out a window of the trailer its being hauled in after a Dodge Neon collided with it. The accident occurred after high winds blew dust from a freshly plowed field across the roadway severely limiting visibility. (05/04/04 AP photo)
 

RAINBOW PONY

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HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

The last one kills me! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Kazuki Dash

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beautiful...this stuff had me cracking up so much
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horse is probably wondering if that guy's insured
 

Hecker

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God, I'd rater be shot than be caught sitting in one of those fag vehicles.

"Both designed to help people get around" Bwahahahahahaha!


Replace "people" with "lazy metrosexual couch rot" and you got it right.
 

snesaes

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That bear one is to die for. I could just imagine walking down a hallway and turning the corner and seeing a damn bear just wondering around a hospital. Then soiling myself and probably running like a little girl. It's a shame they killed it though. It could of been possibly searching for medical assistance or possibly employment. ;)
 

Mike Shagohod

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snesaes said:
That bear one is to die for. I could just imagine walking down a hallway and turning the corner and seeing a damn bear just wondering around a hospital. Then soiling myself and probably running like a little girl. It's a shame they killed it though. It could of been possibly searching for medical assistance or possibly employment. ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Tron

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Bobak said:
Gotta give it to the Japanese:

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TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp.'s new concept vehicles, i-foot, left, and one-seater i-units line up during their unveiling ceremony. The two-legged i-foot, operated by a rider mounted on a seat with a joystick, and the i-unit that resembled a wheelchair, both designed to help people get around, will be displayed at an exposition in Aichi, central Japan, next year. (12/03/04 AP photo)

Am I the only one who thinks these remind them of Metal Slug?

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The description makes this photo:

3786868.jpg


MINNEAPOLIS -- A new twist on the idea of concealable weapons, the credit card-sized shotgun, is shown at Koscielski's Guns and Ammo, the only gun shop in Minneapolis. It's a two-shot weapon machined from a block of metal the height and width of a standard credit card, and about a half-inch thick. Each barrel fires seven standard steel BBs. It will retail for $100. Mark Koscielski, owner of Koscielski's Guns and Ammo, and Patrick Teel, who makes the guns in suburban Blaine, gave The Associated Press a preview Tuesday night ahead of a news conference scheduled for Wednesday. They said the guns are meant to be used only for close-range self-defense and wouldn't be effective as offensive weapons. (10/05/04 AP photo)

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Hmm, methinks someone was drinking on the golf course:

3729025.jpg


WARLINGHAM, Great Britain -- The scene a car smashed into a house. Police said the car smashed into a garden, skimmed the wall of one house, damaging a bay window, and then came crashing into the neighbouring home. An elderly couple were upstairs at the time and were not hurt. The 23-year-old driver of the BMW suffered minor injuries and was taken to hospital, but later released. (09/13/04 AP photo)

Seriously though, if I got through the crash like this guy, I would pose on top of it for a picture: like a great hunter with his kill.

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Not quite as freaky as the "wonder dog" video:

3560822.jpg


TEL AVIV, Israel -- Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque walks at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv. The young monkey began recently walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said. (07/20/04 AP photo)

The monkey was quoted as saying "see, we can do it all the time if we want to." Seriously though, it would be scary if this monkey somehow taught all the other monkeys to do the same. Then I would be scared, very scared.

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Having just been dumped by his girlfriend and then diagnosed with herpes, Dave thought his day couldn't get any worse... until he turned a corner at the hospital and met...

3428603.jpg


ROANOKE, Va. -- A 300-pound, male, black bear walks through the halls of Carilion Franklin Memorial Hospital around 9:10 p.m. People in the background have not seen the bear at the time of this picture. Officers planned to sedate the bear, but they were worried what might happen if the bear got loose in the hospital. So an officer shot and killed the bear. Photo taken by a hospital surveillance camera. (06/15/04 AP photo/The Roanoke Times)

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Just Do It

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TAIPEI, Taiwan -- Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo. The ostrich eluded capture. (05/09/04 AP photo)

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Here's what the horse is thinking in that photo: "That fucker nearly hit me!"

3275505.jpg


WINNEMUCCA, Nev. -- A horse looks out a window of the trailer its being hauled in after a Dodge Neon collided with it. The accident occurred after high winds blew dust from a freshly plowed field across the roadway severely limiting visibility. (05/04/04 AP photo)
Welcome to the TwilightZone :loco:
 

Neo-jorge

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Hey is that Mr. Shiguru Miyamoto of Nintendo on that AT AT Walker on the Far Left? hummmmm........ is that perhaps a new vehicle for Super Mario to Stomp Koopa.





Thanks
 

roker

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Bobak said:

It looks like all the things I said are coming true

Monkeys will one day rule the world!

I said that once drunk off of neo-geo2's butterscotch snapps
 

Mushiki

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Bobak said:
Not quite as freaky as the "wonder dog" video:

3560822.jpg


TEL AVIV, Israel -- Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque walks at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv. The young monkey began recently walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said. (07/20/04 AP photo)

The monkey was quoted as saying "see, we can do it all the time if we want to." Seriously though, it would be scary if this monkey somehow taught all the other monkeys to do the same. Then I would be scared, very scared.

This is simply too much.
 
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