FatGuys shitty day

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On the way to work my trans goes out (6:00 am). It could be the trans or clutch or both. I wait for an hour for a tow. The pollack truck driver talked my fucking ear off the whole time and I did not understand a fucking word of it. We get to the dealer and since I don't have an appointment they will look at it sometime next week.

I have my beater 1990 buick that I never drive since it needs tires. I go to get this piece of shit tires so I can get to work till my car is fixed. I get there at 11:00 am. The idiot trys to open the door with the ignition key(this has two keys) and the ignition key breaks off in the door. The have to call a lock smith. It took 3 hours for someone to get out there. On the way home I hit a huge pot hole and thing what the fuck. I pull into a driveway and the right front hub cap fell off when I hit the pot hole and I did not even notice till I got home. Now a beater hunk of shit car looks even more mexican.I did not get home till right now. At least they gave me 4 tires half price.

I spend all day dealing with car issues. The whole time all I can think of is all the car threads yesterday. How fucking ironic. I still don't know what is wrong with my six speed and I have to drive this piece of shit regal till who knows when.
 

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I was wondering why the forums felt 30% less gay today.

That and Dinkins is MIA.

Where the hell do you live that it takes 3 hours to get a locksmith? I thought everyone in the ghetto was good at picking locks. :emb:
 

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He needs to get a vinyl sticker that says Latino Heat on his back windshield and cover his dash with cow spot patern. And hang a CD from his mirror.
 

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This kind of stuff happens to me all to often, sorry to hear it, at least after everything, you still have a lounging 1990 Regal to roll in the mean time. If its not manual, try enjoying a cup of coffee on the way to work for a change tomorrow. :D
 

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You can lay your head on my shoulder and cry like a little girl. I won't tell anyone... as long as we get to play hide the salami again.

Seriously though, cars suck major ass. Sorry about your luck.

Could be worse, you could be G-Russ or Prince James and have all the car problems.
 

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I'm glad I don't own a car...but it really sucks relying on so-called public transportation :crying:
 

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now sounds like a perfect night to go to the company parking lot and masturbate in a random person's gas tank.
 

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FatGuy said:
Now a beater hunk of shit car looks even more mexican.

This line fucking cracked me up. :kekeke:

Hats off to fats - he suffers so that we may lolz.
 

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Its below zero today ( yesterday was in the 40-50s) and the Regal won't start. I'm calling in again. Even if I jump start it I would hate to have it die on the way to work and have to wait for a polish truck driver. At least today I will just stay home and play SF3 all day.
 

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You forgot to mention your saturn pads, or lack of.
 

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FatGuy said:
Its below zero today ( yesterday was in the 40-50s) and the Regal won't start. I'm calling in again. Even if I jump start it I would hate to have it die on the way to work and have to wait for a polish truck driver. At least today I will just stay home and play SF3 all day.

you're a somewhat lucky bastard.

my car said it was 7 degrees out when I left for work this morning. :eye:
 

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Fact: I have not done jack shit in terms of work or school since December 18th and it has been good.

buttasuperb said:
you're a somewhat lucky bastard.

my car said it was 7 degrees out when I left for work this morning. :eye:
 
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