Favorite Random Quotes....THE REVIVAL!!!

TemJin3000

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"Im going to put my evil inside you." - some SNL skit

"Like a blind man in a orgy...i was going to have to feel my way through."
"Like a midget in a urinal...i was going to have to stay on my toes." - Naked Gun 33 1/3
 
Average Joe

Average Joe

Calmer than you are.
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"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." -- William Clayton
 
Mike Shagohod

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Baseley09 said:
"This is not my office!" - Paul Reiser Beverly Hills Cop II
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The Police Chief = "YOU DAMN right it ain't!"

and then previously before that.

Police Chief: "Don't think Axel, it makes my dick itch."

(2) "I'm tired of your bullshit, you got three days, I don't see
some results by then Imma' grind your ass into dog meat."

MERCENARY X99
"El Hombre" :mr_t:
 
Liquid Snake

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"All men are bastard and I married to their king" ~ Married with Children
 
Mike Shagohod

Mike Shagohod

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"NOTHING IS OVER... NOTHING! *It wasn't my war, you asked me I didn't ask you, and I did what I had to do to win... but somebody wouldn't let us win. {frown} "and I come back to the world, people at the airport spittin' calling me baby killer and all kinds of foul crap. Who are they protest me, unless they've been there, been me and know what the hell they're yelling about!"

"It was a bad time for all of us, it's over Johnny."

"FOR YOU! For me civilian life is nothin! *Back their we had a code of honor. You watch my back I watch yours. I was in charge of million dollar equipment, I could drive a tank or a gunship... back here in the states I can't even hold a job... FUCKING CARS!!!!!!!!!"

MERCENARY X99
"El Hombre" :eye: :eye:
 
Magician

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Smell somethin'? Did ya rat boy? - Abyss

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island - Anchorman

Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied. - Commando

I ain't got time to bleed. - Predator
 
lithy

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"If you do things right, people shouldn't even recognize you've done anything at all."

--God, Futurama

The continually progressive change to which the meaning of words is subject, the want of a universal language which renders translation necessary, the errors to which translations are again subject, the mistakes of copyists and printers, together with the possibility of willful alteration, are of themselves evidences that the human language, whether in speech or in print, cannot be the vehicle of the Word of God. The Word of God exists in something else.

--Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed
until they try to take it."

--Thomas Jefferson

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms . . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes . . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."

--Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria in On Crimes and Punishment (1764).
 
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"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."
-Voltaire

"I've got people waiting in line who're tougher than you."
-Really Really Big Man, Rocko's Modern Life

"The only way to get to heaven is to go through hell on Earth."
-Me

"I don't think her elevator goes to the top floor."
"Yeah, if you ask me, she's one OVA short of a series."
-Pink and Moss Green Shinesman, Shinesman

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women, and to stuff their horses with explosives and shove them over cliffs!"
-Conan, Twisted Toyfare Theater
 
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Kiss my shiny metal ass -- Bender

what possible harm could one insane mutant tentacle do? -- Bernard

Sam: I think I've got something in my eye.
Max: Try digging it out with a fork. That always works for me.

Dracula: [waking up from a bad dream] Oh, it's night-time. I was having a daymare.
 
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abasuto

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"Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."

~~Sergeant Hartman
 
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"Laugh it up, Fuzzball!"
Han Solo to Chewie

"That's bullshit! All of it!"
Schwartzenegger in Predator

Star Trek IV:

McCoy:
"You propose we go back in time, find us some humpback whales. Then go forward in time, drop them off, and hope the hell they know what to do with themselves"
Kirk:
"That's the general Idea!"
McCoy:
"Well that's crazy!"

Spock:
"They are not the hell your Whales"
Biologist:
"I suppose they told you that, right"
Spock:
"The Hell they did!"

Back to the Future 1:
"You mean this sucker is nuclear?"
 
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"We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveller's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the same."

Henry David Thoreau

:kekeke: :kekeke: :kekeke:
 
Tron

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Monthy Python

You wouldn't let me join you black balling bastards!

Nobody expect the spanish inquisition!

HOLY HAND GERNAID!
 
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"That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!" -Dave Foley

"He's at home, washing his tights!" -Jack Nicholas in Batman
 
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"Well I'm in business. Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt."
-- Meatwad

"I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!"
-- Carl
 
Buro Destruct

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"Korben! Dalllas! Here he is the one and only winner of the Gemini Croquet contest! (Gemini!) This boy is fueled, like fire! So start melting ladies because the boy is hotter than hot, he's hot hot HOT! The right size, right build, right hair, right on! (Right on right on!) Right on right on! And he's got something to say to those fifty billion pair of ears out there! Pop it D-Man!"

"Uh, hi"

"Unbelievable! Quiver ladies, quiver. He's gonna set the world on fire right here from 5 to 10 you're gonna know everything there is to know about Deeeeeeeee-maaaannn! His dreams, his desires, his most intimate or intimates......and from what I'm looking at intimate is this stud-muffin's middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service!?"

"Uh, not really"

"Freeze those knees, my chickadees, because Korben's in the place and he's on the case. Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince! Of Fhloston Paradise! A hotel of a thousand and one of follies, lollies, and lick-em lollies; a magic fountain flow of non-stop wine, women and hoochie coochie coo! All night long! All night long, all night! Ooooooooooo! And start licking your stamps little girls, 'cause this guy's gonna have you writing home to Mama! Right here from 5 to 7, I'll be your voice, your tongue and I'll be hot on the tail of the sexiest man of the year... D-man... Your man... My man."


I watch this movie way too much.
 
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"Me an my wife sure do appreciate you not lettin them monkeys out." -

"Oh, i figure I gotta let 'em out sometime...TODAY!!!!"
 
pyrokilla

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EvilBetty.jpg

"open the mouth"


can anyone guess?

One of my favorite movies :D
 
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"Junior, what are you doing out!"

"I'm sorry mother!"

"You get back here right now and have sex with me!"

"No, mommy!"
 
lithy

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pyrokilla said:
EvilBetty.jpg

"open the mouth"


can anyone guess?

One of my favorite movies :D
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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, I love it, my friends hate it.
 
jro

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"Hell is other people."
-J.P. Sarte, "No Exit"

"I shall stop thy mouth with a kiss."
-Wm. Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
 
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