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and if so, did you hit any other cars during orgasm?
who has gotten head while driving their car?
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on the PA turnpike. I did not hit any other cars.
Did you just see some steve martin movie or something?
Did you just see some steve martin movie or something?
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wasabi said:
did you temporarily lose control of the car when you "came'?
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Hehehe...brentsg said:
Ok, that's from whence the term "cock biter" originates.
You said cock.
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Twice actually.
Once with a girlfriend in '99 and then later with my wife {then GF}.
It's not all it's hyped up to be, and no I didn't get into an accident,
it's actually rather messy, well at least with the way I blow my wad
which is always enough to make the woman in question's face look
like a glazed donut.
MERCENARY X99
"El Hombre"
Once with a girlfriend in '99 and then later with my wife {then GF}.
It's not all it's hyped up to be, and no I didn't get into an accident,
it's actually rather messy, well at least with the way I blow my wad
which is always enough to make the woman in question's face look
like a glazed donut.
MERCENARY X99
"El Hombre"
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Mercenary X99 said:Twice actually.
Once with a girlfriend in '99 and then later with my wife {then GF}.
It's not all it's hyped up to be, and no I didn't get into an accident,
it's actually rather messy, well at least with the way I blow my wad
which is always enough to make the woman in question's face look
like a glazed donut.
MERCENARY X99
"El Hombre"
Too much information. You just turned a funny post into Krispy Kreme.
BTW, if you blow your wad at least once a month it won't do the glazed donut thing.
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brentsg said:Too much information. You just turned a funny post into Krispy Kreme.
BTW, if you blow your wad at least once a month it won't do the glazed donut thing.
Not true dude. I fuck my wife at least three times a 7 day week ontop of still jerkin' my massive buffallo cock like once a day. I honestly can produce enough sperm in no more than 6 hours that the next ejaculation is like a water hose, thus just about everytime I fuck it's like 3 long spurts {each that could fill my hand, and it has at times} followed by 4 smaller spurts. On the nights that I fuck more than once, I can't really do much the following day... as for jerkin' it... well if I haven't fucked then I could "Pound It" at least 6 or 7 times before my balls are sore and I just can't go anymore and need to go to sleep.
If I ever did go into the Porn Industry I'd put them all to shame. Peter North ain't got shit on me. Now if I wait awhile, THEN it's more like shooting out several salvos of vaseline in this really gelatinous way, the type you could flick at someone in it's solidity.
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brentsg said:
Hey man I tell the truth on this. I was blessed with an INTERTEK 13 {as in I can literally jizz 13 feet no different than those old water guns} for ejaculation glands, and my pimp juice must be pleasing to the ladies, every one of them that's been blasted always wanted more. What can I say, I'm aim to please.
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Mercenary X99 said:Hey man I tell the truth on this. I was blessed with an INTERTEK 13 {as in I can literally jizz 13 feet no different than those old water guns} for ejaculation glands, and my pimp juice must be pleasing to the ladies, every one of them that's been blasted always wanted more. What can I say, I'm aim to please.
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So you never had to buy a WaterPik then...
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I got head in a ford taurus '96 once. I was driving and I shot the girl in the eye and she swung her head upwards and moved the steering wheel to the curve and I blew my tires............NOT WORTH THE HEAD!!!!!!!! so I did the bitch in the ass when we got home......
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Mercenary X99 said:Hey man I tell the truth on this. I was blessed with an INTERTEK 13 {as in I can literally jizz 13 feet no different than those old water guns} for ejaculation glands, and my pimp juice must be pleasing to the ladies, every one of them that's been blasted always wanted more. What can I say, I'm aim to please.
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I took the liberty to call Guinness Book of World Records for you, Mercster. They mentioned that you may want to make sure that you ejaculate while leaning against a wall, as the resulting "jizz kick" may knock your prostate straight out of your ass, no thanks to Newton's third law.
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When i was 18 i got head while driving a Lexus, wearing a fur-trimmed coat, and rolling on ecstasy.
Unfortunately it's been all downhill from there.
Unfortunately it's been all downhill from there.
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I did in '99. I was driving my girlfriend home when she started ravaging my crotch like a wildabeast. About 10 minutes in I noticed my dash lights were starting to dim, and my cd player shut off, but I didn't want to tell her about it, so I just made due. Eventually my alternator gave up the ghost and I coasted into a local shop. That was an uncomfortable few seconds when she realized that we had stopped in town in a public place. It was like midnight, so there was no one around, but still she seemed spooked.
I had to call my cousin to come pick me up, till we could get the alternator in the next day.
I had to call my cousin to come pick me up, till we could get the alternator in the next day.