Vote for Pedro! The Official Napoleon Dynamite Lines Thread!

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"What are you gonna go today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH!"
 
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Don't get me wrong, the story was nice, and some of it was amusing, but I didn't think that movie was at the levels of good/funny that people make it out to be.

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"Your mother attends college."

EDIT: I think it should be "goes to".

Oh, and the inclusion of When in Rome's The Promise rocked.
 
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"I noticed that you are drinking 1% milk... is that because you think you're fat?"




Napoleon is a smooth talker with teh ladies :)
 
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BC_Gambit said:
"I noticed that you are drinking 1% milk... is that because you think you're fat?"




Napoleon is a smooth talker with teh ladies :)
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"You gonna eat your tots?"

Had to get that in before anyone else!
 
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Well, I thought someone would have already posted this, but...

"IDIOT!"
 
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[while hitch-hiking] "Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with the sweet hook-up?"

Also, Kip trying to sweep the sensei at Rex Kwan Do was hilarious.

"Bow to your sensei" "BOW TOU YOUR SENSEI!"
 
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May I debut sig material...

pedro1hw.jpg


Self-captured
 
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"how was your day at school napolean?"

"worst day of my life! god!"
 
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I know alot of people don't like this movie...

They don't understand that it's just a good indie... With a mass marketing campaign.
 
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Come on guys, dont make mistakes when quoting. :shame:

"Let me borrow your bike........come on I'll give you some chips."

"I caught you a delicious bass."
 
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When I heard the ending song I kinda
miss the 80's now. :kekeke:
The movie was alright but the
girl who said no was a total bitch!. :(
That's Hilary Duff's older sister. :kekeke:
The other girl took off with her
friends & left Napoleon Dynamite
by himself at the dance. :annoyed:
 
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Fuck this movie rocked.


Kip: "Napoleon, you're just jealous that I've been talking to babes online all day."


Napoleon: "Girls want boyfriends with skills... Numchuck skills, bo staff skills, computer hacking skills"
 
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"almost forgot the crystals! okay kip, turn it on!"
 
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"your mom goes to college"


It's all about that fucking line.

Pedro is awsome. I wish he was my friend (kinda like in a "feelgood sig" way)

Anyone else notice that the girl in that movie (Nap & Pedro's friend) was the girl from the movie "Andre" from years back (you know, the movie about that seal)

Oh, and a last little tidbit: There is a final wedding scene after the credits. Just so you know.
 
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Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
 
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Hecker said:
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
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lol

I like after the chicken ranch scene where he is counting out the change and then realized he only made like a dollar an hour. The expression on his face is timeless.
 
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broken said:
lol

I like after the chicken ranch scene where he is counting out the change and then realized he only made like a dollar an hour. The expression on his face is timeless.
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Yeah and the diner they had was disgusting. I can't get this scene where one of the kids bites into an egg out of my head. Or when Napoleon gags on the drink.
 
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Uncle Rico: "Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack."
 
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"You know there's a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff"
 
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