Paris Hilton pukes on local

Amano Jacu

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Amano Jacu, D-Lite

Go D-Lite go! :buttrock:
 

Dean

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If you're going to post moronic crap like this, at least keep it out of the *legit* forums.
 

syringe

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Yeah...unrelated certainly has high standards that need to be upheld what with the Deer gore thread and the kernow line of apparel. :kekeke:

D-Lite said:
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If you're going to post moronic crap like this, at least keep it out of the *legit* forums.
 
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D-Lite said:
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If you're going to post moronic crap like this, at least keep it out of the *legit* forums.

Shut up faggot or I'll stab you.
 

syringe

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I wouldnt as her pontoon size feet and lack of actual breasts happens to turn me off. :kekeke:

galfordo said:
I'd still hit it. :kekeke:
 
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galfordo

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I wouldnt as her size pontoon size feet and lack of actual breasts turn me off. :kekeke:

She could have webbed feet and I wouldn't give a shit - feet never enter the equation as far as as I'm concerned. Her breasts are a bit lacking, but I like slender women, and as long as there's something there it's cool.

Really, the post-sex conversation would be the thing that scares me. :kekeke:
 

syringe

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She's not a woman, she's a stick bug that can give you herpes.

I'm not into porkers like merc, but dude you dig some anorexic looking chicks.

galfordo said:
She could have webbed feet and I wouldn't give a shit - feet never enter the equation as far as as I'm concerned. Her breasts are a bit lacking, but I like slender women, and as long as there's something there it's cool.

Really, the post-sex conversation would be the thing that scares me. :kekeke:
 

syringe

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pfft. forget her

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This one is even MORE your type.


galfordo said:
Mmmmmmm .... Paris herpes. :drool_2: :kekeke:
 

Stokers

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Well she has quite a beek on her to be honest.

but i might give her the benifit of the doubt if she behaved herself
 
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Hot? Well compared to the girls I've dated, she's hot. She's skinny, prob has a really tight ass, flat as hell tummy, and a toned body. Coupled with a kitty that while has had its share of catfights, probably still is quite a nice ride.

So i'd hit it too... in a fantasy world that is.
 

shir0

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Whoa, fuck that. If you can feel her bones moreso than her skin, that's a bad thing.
 

shirt

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Paris is repulsive. I would never dream of stooping to such a cumguzzling queen. The girls I've been with haven't always been 10's, but jesus tapdancing christ.
 

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galfordo said:
She could have webbed feet and I wouldn't give a shit - feet never enter the equation as far as as I'm concerned. Her breasts are a bit lacking, but I like slender women, and as long as there's something there it's cool.

Really, the post-sex conversation would be the thing that scares me. :kekeke:

I don't think Paris would be able to converse after sex. She can't even do so in normal conditions. :oh_no:
 

Jedite

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Next thing, you know, she'll putting out a Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.
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She must be a real BITCH!. :mad_2:
Her sister who got married it hot!
though. :drool:

She should give you money, sex or an
apology. :mad_2:
 

Hecker

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Shawn Carr2o said:
She must be a real BITCH!. :mad_2:
Her sister who got married it hot!
though. :drool:

She should give you money, sex or an
apology. :mad_2:

lol
I would take all three. I'd stick her married sister too. Milf!
 

Jedite

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Shawn Carr2o said:
She must be a real BITCH!. :mad_2:
Her sister who got married it hot!
though. :drool:

She should give you money, sex or an
apology. :mad_2:
I'll knockout Paris Hilton out like Marcus.
 
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