anyone still go to a starbucks?

El_Duque

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i go just to order the usual vanilla creme frappuchino when im around. is there a law that states that every strip mall has to have a starbucks?
 

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I go and get a Venti Caramel Macchiato about 2 or 3 times a week. Unfortunately I just moved to the south side, where the closest Starbucks is 15 minutes away. We will start getting them eventually, but right now they are primarily on the north west side.
 

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Yes, I still do.
I usually just get a Cafe Misto (ie: Cafe Au Lait) or whatever the coffee of the day is.
I'm not a huge fan of the Frappucino and macchiato beverages.
 

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I go and get a Chai Soy Milk Latte. Tastes the same as the one with milk. It's just that milk isn't so great for me. (not lactose intolerant, it's just that sometimes it makes me sick and sometimes it doesn't)
 

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El_Duque said:
i go just to order the usual vanilla creme frappuchino when im around. is there a law that states that every strip mall has to have a starbucks?
You get whipped cream with that you pansy?

Real men go to Peet's. Starbucks was founded by a guy that left Peet's back in the 60's. Now you can't find a Peet's Coffee without a Starbucks within 200 feet.

I hate going to Starbucks, but it's frequently the only/best option for decent coffee. But I simply refuse to order a "venti" anything when it's clearly a "large". For fuck's sake they call the smallest size a "tall", yet it's the shortest of them all. I went to a Starbucks the other day and ordered a "large" coffee. Now most of the employees know what I mean, but this guy felt obligated to inform me that there sizes were "tall", "grande", and "venti" to which I asked him if he thought that "tall" made any sense and to please just not to lecture me and give me a large.

Dipshit.
 

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D-Lite said:
You get whipped cream with that you pansy?

Real men go to Peet's. Starbucks was founded by a guy that left Peet's back in the 60's. Now you can't find a Peet's Coffee without a Starbucks within 200 feet.

I hate going to Starbucks, but it's frequently the only/best option for decent coffee. But I simply refuse to order a "venti" anything when it's clearly a "large". For fuck's sake they call the smallest size a "tall", yet it's the shortest of them all. I went to a Starbucks the other day and ordered a "large" coffee. Now most of the employees know what I mean, but this guy felt obligated to inform me that there sizes were "tall", "grande", and "venti" to which I asked him if he thought that "tall" made any sense and to please just not to lecture me and give me a large.

Dipshit.

Doublestuff :kekeke:
 

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D-Lite said:
You get whipped cream with that you pansy?

Real men go to Peet's. Starbucks was founded by a guy that left Peet's back in the 60's. Now you can't find a Peet's Coffee without a Starbucks within 200 feet.

I hate going to Starbucks, but it's frequently the only/best option for decent coffee. But I simply refuse to order a "venti" anything when it's clearly a "large". For fuck's sake they call the smallest size a "tall", yet it's the shortest of them all. I went to a Starbucks the other day and ordered a "large" coffee. Now most of the employees know what I mean, but this guy felt obligated to inform me that there sizes were "tall", "grande", and "venti" to which I asked him if he thought that "tall" made any sense and to please just not to lecture me and give me a large.

Dipshit.

Venti means twenty in Italian and the large cups are 20 ounces, hence Venti.
 

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DangerousK said:
Venti means twenty in Italian and the large cups are 20 ounces, hence Venti.

Yeah, I forgot you work there, faggot :kekeke:
 

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Most of the STARBUCKS I've seen are always connected to Barnes & Noble Books, can't say I've ever seen one in a mall. So, if I happen to be at the bookstore then I will from time to time wander in and get a Hazelnut Cappuccino. That's it, that's all I ever order. I don't change.

MERCENARY X99
 

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TonK said:
Yeah, I forgot you work there, faggot :kekeke:

Yet you were begging me to hook you up with a job there.

"Dave, I need you to get me a job in Starbucks. I see all the cool hip young people working there and I want to be like that."

"I'll see what I can do Mike."

"FUCK YOU I WILL PISTOL WHIP YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME A JOB!!"

:kekeke: :eye:
 

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Mercenary X99 said:
Most of the STARBUCKS I've seen are always connected to Barnes & Noble Books,

MERCENARY X99

There's a lot of them around where I live that are operated out of B&N books. Strangely enough, they don't accept those official Starbucks reloadable gift cards at B&N locations.
 

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In Canada alot of Chapters stores have Star Bucks inside them so I get a coffee or something when I am reading there.
 

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I'm a certified coffee geek (www.coffeegeek.com)

I make my own drinks at home, because in reality, Starbucks taste horrible, has nothing to do with "corpo" bullshit that righteous people say about it
 

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I do not drink coffee as I don't feel like developing a caffine dependency later in life as "needing" a cup of coffee to wake up just zaps your vitality and in general I could see that as sucking major ass.

Just a bowl of cereal in the morning for me, thanks.
 

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hotass chicks work at starbucks, shit i met my last GF when she was working there.
 

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When I was in USA in summer 2002 there was like one in every corner, my tutor used to invite me there. I had never seen them before, and definately not in Spain. However when I got back to Barcelona I saw a couple of them. Now I think I've seen up to 5 different ones here.

Yes, when I was in Canada I saw one inside of Chapter's, and possibly some more in malls and streets.
 

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Scanline said:
I do not drink coffee as I don't feel like developing a caffine dependency later in life as "needing" a cup of coffee to wake up just zaps your vitality and in general I could see that as sucking major ass.

Just a bowl of cereal in the morning for me, thanks.

I'm sure you get your caffeine intake in other ways. Check out this months issue of National Geographic if you don't subscribe. Has a wonderful article on caffeine and how people around the world consume it.
 

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Never been to Starfucks. If I want over priced coffee, I'll put $12 worth of quarters in the machines at work and only get one $.25 cup of coffee.

I guess it also helps that I could give a fuck less about coffee or any variation of the donkey ball sweat flavored liquid.
 

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slerch666 said:
I guess it also helps that I could give a fuck less about coffee or any variation of the donkey ball sweat flavored liquid.

how would you know if the taste was similar to donkey ball sweat?

oooooohhh, you got s3rv3d
 

slerch666

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roke stAr said:
how would you know if the taste was similar to donkey ball sweat?

oooooohhh, you got s3rv3d
What, you don't drink donkey ball sweat? I thought everybody did?

I used to go out once a day and milk the sweat off a donkey's balls with a gentle stroking action, then drink whatever landed in the cup. I also made sure to like my hands clean before I drank it, because let's face it, you should never drink or eat with dirty hands.
 

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slerch666 said:
What, you don't drink donkey ball sweat? I thought everybody did?

I used to go out once a day and milk the sweat off a donkey's balls with a gentle stroking action, then drink whatever landed in the cup. I also made sure to like my hands clean before I drank it, because let's face it, you should never drink or eat with dirty hands.

:crying:

you've made a believer out of me
 

slerch666

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roke stAr said:
:crying:

you've made a believer out of me

I'll mix you up a donkey ball sweat venti with creme and send it your way. You'll definitely stop drinking coffee then.
 
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