Life-Sized Solid Snake Statue...Only 10 Left!

It looks like poor Snake has worked one too many graveyard shifts at the Piggly Wiggly. You might wanna consider switching to decaf., Snake old buddy.

From what I understand, since you are paying $10,000 for one, he is anatomically correct and his pee-pee functions (no erectile dysfunction here!). He also has a suck action mouth and the back hole is free and clear.

It's the Solid Snake REAL DOLL!

slerch666 said:

From what I understand, since you are paying $10,000 for one, he is anatomically correct and his pee-pee functions (no erectile dysfunction here!). He also has a suck action mouth and the back hole is free and clear.

It's the Solid Snake REAL DOLL!

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I'll take one Mai REAL DOLL plz, thx.

galfordo said:

I'll take one Mai REAL DOLL plz, thx.

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In more ways than one, I am sure.

That thing looks like shit.

be cheap and just get a cardboard cutout.

I'd rather have a Para-Medic or Eva doll than that. Snake is cool, but I don't need a life size constipated looking statue of him looking over me with a fuckin silenced .45 Colt either. *Shit I'm liable to come home one night and forget I had such a purchase, see this shilouette in my room and fire off three rounds from my .38 revolver before someone could say "GO!" and then I'd have to explain to the cops that my SNAKE EATER statue freaked me out, and I thought he might have been the member of a nefarious splinter faction hell bent on infiltating my domicile, and looking to hook me up to a Phase-Axion lie detector unit after injecting me with sodium penathol... that my three .38 revolver shots was in the name of preventive justice and upholding the American dream.

...naaaaaaaah, owning one of those would be too risky. 'sides, the statue looks more like a shit faced Michael Ironside/Sam Fisher impersenating Snake anyhow.

MERCENARY X99

Mercenary X99 said:

*Shit I'm liable to come home one night and forget I had such a purchase, see this shilouette in my room and fire off three rounds from my .38 revolver before someone could say "GO!" and then I'd have to explain to the cops that my SNAKE EATER statue freaked me out, and I thought he might have been the member of a nefarious splinter faction hell bent on infiltating my domicile, and looking to hook me up to a Phase-Axion lie detector unit after injecting me with sodium penathol... that my three .38 revolver shots was in the name of preventive justice and upholding the American dream.

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Note to all N-G.com members: Merc's surprise party is hereby canceled.

SouthtownKid said:

Note to all N-G.com members: Merc's surprise party is hereby canceled.

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Hahaha, instant classic.

nah! Splinter Cell Fisher life size statue I saw at the local HN shop was better...
now I wonder they are planning to get rid of it in near future...

slerch666 said:

From what I understand, since you are paying $10,000 for one, he is anatomically correct and his pee-pee functions (no erectile dysfunction here!). He also has a suck action mouth and the back hole is free and clear.

It's the Solid Snake REAL DOLL!

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Isn't it like $960 or almost $1000? 100,000 yen I mean.

Fox1 said:

Isn't it like $960 or almost $1000? 100,000 yen I mean.

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it costs 105,000

with the exchange rate now that's basically a 1,000 dollars for that shit...

Fox1 said:

Isn't it like $960 or almost $1000? 100,000 yen I mean.

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Yeah, my mistake. I was thinking there was an extra zero in there.

Even still, for $1000, the hell with that shit.