The "half-ton man"

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http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/st...50105/1205489929.htm&photoid=20040809SDSIO101

South Dakota Man Loses 450 Pounds

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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) - His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds.

Patrick Deuel is scheduled to go home to Valentine, Neb., on Jan. 22. He is still receiving treatment at a Sioux Falls hospital for a staph infection he got in November.

Deuel said he isn't worried about returning to a former lifestyle of overeating. He will have health aides at home and a doctor will check on him regularly.

``I've learned a lot while I've been here,'' he told reporters Tuesday. ``I'll just keep doing what I've been doing, and I think things will be fine.''


Deuel weighed 1,072 pounds when he checked into Avera McKennan Hospital in June. At the time, he was dying of heart failure. His doctor recommended gastric-bypass surgery but Deuel wasn't healthy enough to undergo the procedure.


The hospital staff structured an exercise program and a 1,200-calorie-a-day diet. The 420 pounds Deuel lost by late October helped control his heart problems and other health issues, including diabetes, and the stomach surgery was performed Oct. 26.


Deuel, who relies on Medicare to pay his hospital bills, can't stay at the hospital indefinitely.


He now weighs about 650 pounds and hopes eventually to slim down to 240 pounds.


A tube that provides extra protein actually has slowed his weight loss. He has lost just 41 pounds since the gastric-bypass surgery.


``He's making progress,'' rehabilitation doctor Steven Guse said. ``He's walking household distances and getting more independent. But he's still got a big challenge ahead of him.''


Deuel tried many diets during his youth and early adult life, but the pounds were slow to melt off. He'd get discouraged, take comfort in old routines and return to overeating.

But here's the part that kills me:
By the mid-1990s, he stopped leaving his house and ended up housebound for seven years. For several months last year, he couldn't leave his bed and depended on his wife, Edith, to clean and care for him.

Isn't that just a polite way of saying the guy couldn't wipe his own ass?
 
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Halox

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I want to see how much extra skin this cat has when he gets down to 240.
 

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:eek_2: WTF? I thought like the heaviest a living person got was around maybe 700. But over a thousand....
 

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Halox said:
I want to see how much extra skin this cat has when he gets down to 240.

i'm betting there'll be room enough for 3 fatguys, give or take one
 

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
:eek_2: WTF? I thought like the heaviest a living person got was around maybe 700. But over a thousand....


There's been a couple over a grand. There was the huge chick that actually grew to her couch, and to get her out to bury her they had to cut down one of her walls of the house.
 

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Stinky-Dinkins said:
Apparently McDonald's is a cleavage generator.

I bet the male nurses (or "gays" as I refer to them) titty fucked him.

Does he arouse you?
 

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Stinky-Dinkins said:
Apparently McDonald's is a cleavage generator.

I bet the male nurses (or "gays" as I refer to them) titty fucked him.

:spock:
 

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This story is worse than the time Dashk's mom grew into the couch and died :crying:
 

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SonGohan said:
This story is worse than the time Dashk's mom grew into the couch and died :crying:

Twisted man..... Just twisted.
 

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SonGohan said:
This story is worse than the time Dashk's mom grew into the couch and died :crying:

that didn't even make sense. but this does:

roll.throw.repeat
 

OrochiEddie

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thats just nasty anyone that fat needs a good ass whooping and a treadmil.
It doesnt say he actually had any health problems that made him get fat so it's his own damn fault i don't feel sorry.
 

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OrochiEddie said:
thats just nasty anyone that fat needs a good ass whooping and a treadmil.
It doesnt say he actually had any health problems that made him get fat so it's his own damn fault i don't feel sorry.

If that fat dude didn't have a face Bobak would be all over your dirty ass.
 

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
:eek_2: WTF? I thought like the heaviest a living person got was around maybe 700. But over a thousand....

Yeah...havent you seen "Unsolved Mysteries". They had this one guy that was over 1000 pounds and was doing the samething as this guy. Except he passed away in awhile ago. He lost alot of the weight...then he gained it back eventually. So sad.
 

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OrochiEddie said:
thats just nasty anyone that fat needs a good ass whooping and a treadmil.
It doesnt say he actually had any health problems that made him get fat so it's his own damn fault i don't feel sorry.

All of these fat people who say they have "gland problems" need to stop eating so many goddamn glands.
 
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