I'm happy to own worst game in history!

loopyeddie

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I just bid on and won Legend of Success Joe for $18.50. I think that's a fair price for the most horrible game ever created (ET take honorable mention). This cart will be the weapon I chose to take on Stinky-Dinkins with his new lightsaber. Watch out Stinky, I can't possibly be defeated.
 

loopyeddie

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Baseley09 said:
It's probably not even the worst neo geo game imo.
You are certainly entitled to your own opinion, but what would you suggest is the worst neo game? I must own the worst of the bad!
 

abasuto

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AOF2 is worse.

White men can't jump for the Jaguar is the worst game ever though.
 

loopyeddie

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
Football Frenzy.
OK. I'm on it. Football Frenzy will be my next purchase. Yanton has a few on eBay right now. Stinky-Dinkins will never be able to stop me when I have Legend of Success Joe in my right hand and Football Frenzy in my left. I'm coming after you AND your lightsaber Stinky! :buttrock:
 

loopyeddie

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Abasuto said:
AOF2 is worse.

White men can't jump for the Jaguar is the worst game ever though.
I like AOF2. I forgot about White Men though. Damn, I'm gonna need a backpack to carry all these shitty games.
 

Tiptonium

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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (3DO) is probably one of the worse games of all time. It makes LOSJ look pretty good.
 

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
Football Frenzy.

Heh thats a fave of mine, had it on earlier :buttrock:

I vote Fight Fever to be the tit of tits.

Alone in the Dark 2 on Saturn really is........something :oh_no:
 

godsey1

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Crossed Swords is the worst game in the history of mankind!! I have had it in my system 1 time, and that was enought.
 

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Fight Fever gets my vote too.
Worst of all time is Laser Lords, thank god its exclusively on the CDI.
 

Curt

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I enjoy LOSJ

you should watch the anime. (Only one episode Torrent at the moment)
http://www.skogsmulle.net/asd/


Plus the game has great quotes.

Not exact: "The force of Joe's punch killed the man. Out of Desperation Joe Provoked a Ruffian."
 

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Neo Bomber Man said:
Kool-Aid on the Atari 2600 was the smelliest pile of you know what.

What about E.T. ? That sucked ass too on the atari 2600....


on the Neo Geo side if things Galaxy Fight was complete crap!
 

Jedite

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Legend of Success Joe nowhere sucks compares to Superman on N64. Superman on N64 was the dumbest, lamest, unfunest, piece of monkey crap, I've ever played. I rented it from Blockbuster, one day and I took it back the same day. The first level, you have to fly through rings, and I ask myself, why does Superman need to fly thru rings? What a lame game. :blow_top:
 

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
Football Frenzy.
I have fun with football frenzy in two players. :kekeke:
I personally don't like Prehistoric Isle 2 the most on the neo of what I have played. To me it offers nothing especially for the going price.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is really bad crap, problably the worst game ever.
I give an honorable mention to Mobile Light Force 2 on the PS2
Also, my parents have a six toed cat.
 
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redrum666

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shaq fu and rise of the robots are must have for any worse games of all time collection
 

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Tiptonium said:
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (3DO) is probably one of the worse games of all time. It makes LOSJ look pretty good.

That some marketing genius would slap such a title on a videogame has me in stitches.
 

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godsey1 said:
Crossed Swords is the worst game in the history of mankind!! I have had it in my system 1 time, and that was enought.


Still have it?

I'll buy it.

Bad-ass game...

CS2 is even better.
 

jro

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Power Spikes II is pretty bad, as far as Neo games go. I own it, of course.

Hard to argue against Rise of the Robots, though.
 

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I haven`t played and of the "shitty" Neo games so I can`t judge there. But on other systems, did you ever play an NES turd called "Deadly Towers?" That was one lame ass game.

Jeff
 

loopyeddie

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I once purchased a copy of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. About halfway through, the game froze due to a scratch. I guess that scratch probably saved my life...
I had forgotten about all these bad games, especially superman for 64. And remember Mortal Kombat Advance or whatever it was called? I read somewhere that some video game producer kept a copy of it on his desk to remind him of what not to make.
On a side note, Ralfakick and I are starting the "6 Toed Cat Owned by Immediate Family Members Society." I wonder if there are any more members. Remember, You cannot join if you yourself own a 6 toed cat, or if a more distant family member owns one (i.e. Uncle, cousin, or therapist).
 
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