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neo_X7

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:rolleyes: Apparently people taste for porn is getting weirder and weirder.

http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/headlines/104128987.shtml

CHATSWORTH, Calif., Dec. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Red Light District, a leading production company that specializes in hard-core gonzo films and distributors of the hugely popular 1 Night in Paris video featuring the heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune, today announced they will distribute the sex video of world renowned wrestler Joanie Laurer, known to millions of fans as Chyna.

1 Night in China, that features Laurer and her boyfriend, professional wrestler Sean Waltman also known as X-PAC, will be available December 13, 2004. The video will be available in domestic, international and online adult video stores with an MSRP of $39.00. Red Light District also included four special scenes that showcase the company's other successful titles.

The video was something that my boyfriend and I taped for our own personal pleasure, said Joanie Laurer, a former WWF wrestler. However, when an outside party got hold of it, I decided to make a preemptive strike and release the video myself. I'm proud of my performance in the video and feel confident that my fans throughout the world will love it.

Joanie is an international celebrity with a huge fan base and we are very confident that this video will be immensely popular, said David Joseph, president Red Light District. It's clear that there is symmetry between the fans of professional wrestling and consumers of adult entertainment, and the viewers won't be disappointed.

1 Night in China was shot on location throughout China while Laurer and Waltman were on an Asian vacation. Laurer, whose cover of Playboy is the best-selling issue in the magazine's history, also will be staring on the fourth season of VH1's The Surreal Life, airing January 9, 2005.

Recently Red Light District's 1 Night in Paris, video has sold more than 400,000 copies and is considered to be the best selling video of all time. It recently won Best Selling Title of the Year and Best Renting Title of the Year by Adult Video News (AVN).

About Red Light District Video: Founded in 1999 in Chatsworth, California, Red Light District Video is an award-winning, production company specializing in hard-core, gonzo films. With hundreds of videos, including 1 Night in Paris, the company has become home to celebrity pornography, in addition to maintaining the sexiest and raunchiest video library in the business. For more information, please visit the company website at clubredlight.com.
 

Average Joe

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Paris Hilton = a snooty, bitchy, twig of a woman with no talent what-so-ever

Chyna = an Amazon Goddess who can 'piledrive' me into the mat anyday
 

Ancient Flounder

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Well, this came out of left field.

I'd be interested in watching, just for the sheer insanity of it, even though I'll have to see X-PAC penis.
 

NeoDragoN

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I heard when Xpac Blows his load over Chyna's ass its almost like watching gay porn........ :spock:
 

kobylka68

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NeoDragoN said:
I heard when Xpac Blows his load over Chyna's ass its almost like watching gay porn........ :spock:

Some might find that attractive
 

kernow

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lol the puny 123 kid

chyna's vaginal muscles would tear him apart.
 

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They're finally releasing it yay.

People have known about for almost a year now.
 

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Hilton is hot. Maybe she isn't perfect looking enough for all the Brad Pitt look-alikes that frequent this site, but she's still pretty fucking hot.

Chyna is a fucking man who somehow lost his cawk somewhere in life. Apparently, X-PAC has gay tendencies ... :oh_no:


Honestly, I think watching Faces of Death IV would be more apetizing and/or arousing than this.
 

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Average Joe said:
Paris Hilton = a snooty, bitchy, twig of a woman with no talent what-so-ever

Chyna = an Amazon Goddess who can 'piledrive' me into the mat anyday


:spock:
OK, let me just say that again: ......... :spock:
 

neo_X7

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galfordo said:
Hilton is hot. Maybe she isn't perfect looking enough for all the Brad Pitt look-alikes that frequent this site, but she's still pretty fucking hot.

Chyna is a fucking man who somehow lost his cawk somewhere in life. Apparently, X-PAC has gay tendencies ... :oh_no:


Honestly, I think watching Faces of Death IV would be more apetizing and/or arousing than this.

:spock: One's good to whack off to, while seeing Paris would be annoying in the other video.:kekeke: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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DARK ANDY said:
Who says it's Lost?

OMG *pukes*

You're right ... she's probably just been tucking it all these years. :oh_no:

I'm expecting a horrid Crying Game scenarios to unfold when this video is released.




neo_X7 said:
:spock: One's good to whack off to, while seeing Paris would be annoying in the other video.:kekeke: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'd rather whack off to this than I would Chyna:

rosenude.jpg
 
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buster_broon

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we are blessed in the uk

we can get another home shot porn starring abi titmuss

shes the girl next door and her previous profession was a nurse

oh and she loves cock and front fanny (so you yanks dont think i'm on about bums)

she could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose and did i say she loves 3-somes

nb/ massive boobs as well
 

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kernow said:
lol the puny 123 kid

chyna's vaginal muscles would tear him apart.

I agree. If he's still the nimble-bodied guy that he is, then he might as well have a detachable penis becaue it's gonna get crushed inside her.
 

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galfordo said:
Hilton is hot. Maybe she isn't perfect looking enough for all the Brad Pitt look-alikes that frequent this site, but she's still pretty fucking hot.

She isnt. If you look at her close up, her nose looks like its been twisted. None of her features match her head. Seriously.
 

neo_X7

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galfordo said:
You're right ... she's probably just been tucking it all these years. :oh_no:

I'm expecting a horrid Crying Game scenarios to unfold when this video is released.






I'd rather whack off to this than I would Chyna:

rosenude.jpg

I meant whacking off to Faces of death IV, :drool: you would whack off to Chyna you sicko. :angry: :tickled: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

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Lord Wolfgang Krauser said:
She isnt. If you look at her close up, her nose looks like its been twisted. None of her features match her head. Seriously.

Ok, yeah, I guess all those modeling contracts by luck. :rolleyes:

C'mon, man, she isn't the hottest chick inthe world, but she's still very attractive. Chyna is a a fucking man, however she is much hotter than Nicole Bass.
 

neo_X7

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Hidden Character said:
It could've been worse. It could've been Nicole Bass. :eek:

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vid_nicole.jpg


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If I am not mistaken I think that their is already a Nicole Bass sex tape. :spock:
 

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Who ever sees this video wait till you see chynas CRACK_NEE! she has major pimple problems on her ass......dont let edited pictures fool ya!
 
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