Which Came First? Adam & Eve Or Dinosaurs?

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This has been puzzling me for years now and I would like to hear you guys/gals opinions on what came first, Adam & Eve or Dinosaurs? If I had to guess then, I would say that Adam & Eve came first 'cause it is said that Adam was the very first living creature/being. But, it also says that Dinosaurs came before all other living. Which brings me back to, The Garden Of Eden. As it is said, The Garden Of Eden was not of earth. When Adam & Eve disobeyed God, he banned them from The Garden Of Eden to live in Paradise(Earth). Now, because of this, the curse of death is created by God 'cause of the forbidden fruit. Now, if God created death after Adam & Eve disobeyed and ate the forbidden then, how did the dinosaurs die out IF, they came before the curse of death? Discuss.

And can we PLEASE stay on topic? I'm really tryin' to find out which came first and want to here you guys/gals theories on the subject. Thanks.
 

Vlad

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I thought the Middle Ages finished 500 years ago...
 

Bluevoodu

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according to the Bible.... animals came 1st :)

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Omnipoint Deity said:
This has been puzzling me for years now and I would like to hear you guys/gals opinions on what came first, Adam & Eve or Dinosaurs? If I had to guess then, I would say that Adam & Eve came first 'cause it is said that Adam was the very first living creature/being. But, it also says that Dinosaurs came before all other living. Which brings me back to, The Garden Of Eden. As it is said, The Garden Of Eden was not of earth. When Adam & Eve disobeyed God, he banned them from The Garden Of Eden to live in Paradise(Earth). Now, because of this, the curse of death is created by God 'cause of the forbidden fruit. Now, if God created death after Adam & Eve disobeyed and ate the forbidden then, how did the dinosaurs die out IF, they came before the curse of death? Discuss.

And can we PLEASE stay on topic? I'm really tryin' to find out which came first and want to here you guys/gals theories on the subject. Thanks.

Your mom.
 

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Omnipoint Deity said:
This has been puzzling me for years now and I would like to hear you guys/gals opinions on what came first, Adam & Eve or Dinosaurs? If I had to guess then, I would say that Adam & Eve came first 'cause it is said that Adam was the very first living creature/being. But, it also says that Dinosaurs came before all other living. Which brings me back to, The Garden Of Eden. As it is said, The Garden Of Eden was not of earth. When Adam & Eve disobeyed God, he banned them from The Garden Of Eden to live in Paradise(Earth). Now, because of this, the curse of death is created by God 'cause of the forbidden fruit. Now, if God created death after Adam & Eve disobeyed and ate the forbidden then, how did the dinosaurs die out IF, they came before the curse of death? Discuss.

And can we PLEASE stay on topic? I'm really tryin' to find out which came first and want to here you guys/gals theories on the subject. Thanks.

If this question is for real (????????????) ;

Scarlett and Rhett, Han and Leia and Adam and Eve are all great characters of FICTION.
 
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bokmeow

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Dinosaurs gave birth to Adam & Eve.
That's why neither Adam nor Eve have belly buttons.
 

aria

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Duh...

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Actually, I think this stuff is far more likely to occur.
 

J. Max

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If you are really interested in this...the dinosaurs came first. Any more explanation and you have to send me a PM.
 

RAINBOW PONY

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I know this one!

THE EGG

...wait.... THE CHICKEN

...wait...*shoots self*
 

abasuto

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Religion is good for the economy. Cause if you'll buy the story that an invisible man in the sky created 2 people, then a snaked talked the chick into eating an apple, then hell, you'll buy anything.
 
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