Had a dream

Kid Aphex

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About firearms and a curly-haired brunette who liked gradius.

What about you guys?
 

deathknight

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About what would happen today.
And tonight, about what will happen tomorrow.

E.T.C.
 

galfordo

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About some old scraggly guy beating me in KOF by smelling like shit and taking up 80% of the control panel. :crying:
 

Richard & Judy

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I had a dream that the world was free and all the animals and humans could communicate and the blah blah blah etc...
 

Verythrax

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I had a dream about a world were all commie countries had become radioactive wastelands.
 
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Average Joe

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I have only one dream.

I dream it ever night.

It's just me, alone, and I'm lying naked in a field of red tulips.

I'm not concerned with where I am or how I got there.

I'm at peace and it's then that I realize I'm dead.

My body begins to turn a greenish-white with spots of purple.

Next, the insects arrive.

The inevitable follows, putridity and liquescence.

Before I know it, I'm nothing but bones.

When I start fading to dust, I lose whatever care I still might have had about where my clothes are and as I begin to feel myself slipping away towards I know not what...

...I wake up.
 

MrLonghair

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I had a dream, that one day romwhores and collectors would live together in peace.

Then I woke up in the hospital after being treated for fractured ribs, after laughing myself to near death at that dream.
 

Metal Slug

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I thought it was going to be:
Black girls and white girls playing with each other....

;) lets make it happen.
 

Tacitus

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galfordo said:
About some old scraggly guy beating me in KOF by smelling like shit and taking up 80% of the control panel. :crying:


I see leslie m Collins in my dreams too.
 

Mike Shagohod

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I had a dream that the Cold War was re-ignited, and the world was once again living in constant fear and in small conflicts around the globe. Balance had returned to the world. The USSR gulped up the 3rd World "Jihadists" and America standing alone had to look within to figure a way to protect themselves against an invasion on every shore, while the military had to keep the Communists Pigs and the wacky Muslim Jihadists at bay from operational platforms and off of Aircraft Carriers spread out. *Documentarists "Michael Moore" was found dead having choked on a ham sandwhich, the Cubs won the world series, and a porn star was elected president during the fiasco who was later overtaken in a military junta by a rogue general who regalvanized the nation in SHOGUNATE fashion and in a sense was the first American Shogun. Generations passed, and through 200 years of constant warfare off and on again, many technological marvels occured, and the race for space began again... eventually mankind left the planet and colonized Mars and Pluto. In time they went to war with one another over a franchise dispute between STARBUCKS and FOLGERS COFFEE. Employing over 1,000,000 soldiers to fight for their coffee bean feilds.

Then I woke up.

MERCENARY X99
 

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew

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I dreamed that I was a portly lady with long red hair. In said dream I engaged in coitus with Wopat. After said coitus I revealed to him my true identity and we married under a shining blue moon. We had three kids: a boy, a girl, and a cripple. During a heavy snowstorm we had to eat the cripple because we were nervous about our dwindling food supply (and its wheelchair made an annoying “ree-ree” sound.)
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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Stinky-Dinkins said:
I dreamed that I was a portly lady with long red hair. In said dream I engaged in coitus with Wopat. After said coitus I revealed to him my true identity and we married under a shining blue moon. We had three kids: a boy, a girl, and a cripple. During a heavy snowstorm we had to eat the cripple because we were nervous about our dwindling food supply (and its wheelchair made an annoying “ree-ree” sound.)

Remember how we caught him, honey?

He thought he could wheel away, but a stick in the spokes thought otherwise.
 

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew

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Tom Wopat said:
Remember how we caught him, honey?

He thought he could wheel away, but a stick in the spokes thought otherwise.

Big time. Then us and the real kids ate crippple-wiches and watched the snow melt.
 

Atro

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MrLonghair said:
I had a dream, that one day romwhores and collectors would live together in peace.

Fusion.

AKA Roms collectors !
 

SilverAngel

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I have really odd dreams but they almost always have dark cloudy skies and its rainy and nasty, always dark. :help:
 

Hecker

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I had a lucid dream once were I found a Neo-Geo version of the Nomad in a pawn shop. Seroiusly, I even remember thinking: "Oh boy! Wait 'till the guys from neo-geo.com hear about this. Then I woke up and I was fucking dissapointed that it was only a dream.
 

roker

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I had a dream (more like a nightmare) where I was killing random people and getting away with it.

It was like American Psycho except it had like a GTA twist to it I mean I was pulling people out of there cars and shooting them in the head, topped off with some of my own insecurities.

no joke
 
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Loopz

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I had a dream you were eating chocolate pudding...

...and when I woke up there was a spoon in my ass.
 

TonK

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Man, my dreams are so fucking vivid because of the drugs (prescription) that I'm on...

A new journey every night.
 

wizkid007

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I dream in black and white.. my dreams suck over all because of the lack of colour... only have had 2-3 colour dreams in my life.
 

Poonman

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About 3 years ago I had a dream where a nuclear explosion went off in the city of Tehran....It was basically shown to me in the form of a biased CNN report: It told me that it was a mishap, the fault of the Iranians. The Iranians were convinced that it was the Americans......but it was mossad all along..... with the intent of starting WW3....


It'll be Middle East sans U.A.E. vs. US and Israel.

India vs. Russia & China....Pakistan will fight with the US.



After the dream told me all this....it returned to it's regularly scheduled programming; 2 Japanese midgets taking turns fucking a big fat bich while carnival music played in the background.........I'm serious...
 

Shito

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I dream of stupidity to be some kind of mortal disease.
 
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