slerch666
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Turn off your sex toys in the airport
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thats fucking hawt
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9 out of 10 times, it's an electric razor... but every once in a while...... it's a dildo.
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Must suck to be the person caught with the dildo in their luggage. At the very least embarrassing. 
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My friend is a cook county sheriff and he was working vice . They setup a sting and were catching guys as they were soliciting hookers . He said when there were like 10 guys in the van there was a buzzing type noise . Turns out one of the guys had a dildoe in the ass. I still don't know if he was telling me the truth or if he just wanted to make me laugh. He said they pulled it out and he shit in the van. Nasty story and they only make like 50K a year (sheriffs not dildoe ass).
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Lets Gekiga In said:Must suck to be the person caught with the dildo in their luggage. At the very least embarrassing.
Not really.
So you have a dildo in your carryon. Big deal.
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Loopz
Formerly Punjab,
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Believe me, girls that know The Way Of The Dildo actually know themselves, and are bound to be a hell of a lot better in the sack. You find a girl that owns one, and you're bound to have a good time. (I guess the odds are that once you know a girl owns one, you've probably already had sex with her anyway. Hmmm.)