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In the tradition of the old MD20XX Vs. Slutney Spears, "Teh Merc" is at it again using a slightly different take. ---Think what you will.
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{Cue movie trailer guy's voice}
"IN A VIOLENT WORLD... where debauchery and vice exist just within man's reach... there lives an unlikely hero. He is a man who is both scoundrel and saint. He lives by an antiquated code of honor, but has no problem dropping the hammer on a son of a bitch who he feels needs killing."
{SMASH CUT TO:}
MERCENARY NINETY NINE!
"...he was going to leave it all behind, but some dumb bastard had to push the wrong buttons. Now this half breed mutha fucka is livid. He's chasing the bums down, staying one step ahead of the law, and dealing out an ass whoopin' to the people who destroyed his paradise."
{70's Blackploitation music builds up}
"Starring international film icons, a stable of porn whores, a whole cast of talanted unknowns who are about to be known... and the mile a minute typin' gun weilding crazy ass himself... Comes the story of a man in a violent world, where violence isn't a way of life... VIOLENCE IS LIFE!
"You'd better call yor mama, and ask if it's alright to go and see the most psychopathic violent action drama of the decade!"
"Because the shit's gonna' hit the fan, and the streets are running with the blood of punk assed degenerates, and THE MERC is out for..."
R A W J U S T I C E !
A Golan Globus Production
Written by: Mega Drive 20XX
Directed & Edited by: Michael Shalako
...comming to a PC screen near you!
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{Cue movie trailer guy's voice}
"IN A VIOLENT WORLD... where debauchery and vice exist just within man's reach... there lives an unlikely hero. He is a man who is both scoundrel and saint. He lives by an antiquated code of honor, but has no problem dropping the hammer on a son of a bitch who he feels needs killing."
{SMASH CUT TO:}
MERCENARY NINETY NINE!
"...he was going to leave it all behind, but some dumb bastard had to push the wrong buttons. Now this half breed mutha fucka is livid. He's chasing the bums down, staying one step ahead of the law, and dealing out an ass whoopin' to the people who destroyed his paradise."
{70's Blackploitation music builds up}
"Starring international film icons, a stable of porn whores, a whole cast of talanted unknowns who are about to be known... and the mile a minute typin' gun weilding crazy ass himself... Comes the story of a man in a violent world, where violence isn't a way of life... VIOLENCE IS LIFE!
"You'd better call yor mama, and ask if it's alright to go and see the most psychopathic violent action drama of the decade!"
"Because the shit's gonna' hit the fan, and the streets are running with the blood of punk assed degenerates, and THE MERC is out for..."
R A W J U S T I C E !
A Golan Globus Production
Written by: Mega Drive 20XX
Directed & Edited by: Michael Shalako
...comming to a PC screen near you!
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