Most Ridiculous Infomercials

These things fucking crack me up. Here's what some chick was saying on a proactiv infomercial:

"This was the last acne treatment that I was ever going to try. So I just put the box in my lap, and said a little prayer, and started to use the product. I said that if this one didn't work, then I was going to give up forever .... "

~lol zitheads @ renewing cleanser





Post your favorite/most ridiculous infomercial excerpts here plz.

Ever seen the infomercial with the dude selling the cock enlarging pills ? Alzere, or something like that.

Everytime someone ask him a question he always removes his glasses, leans back in his chair and says " excellent question "

Abasuto said:

Everytime someone ask him a question he always removes his glasses, leans back in his chair and says " excellent question "

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Sounds like a real professional guy. I'm sorry that I missed this one.

And all this time I've just been shooting steroids into my cawk ...

Ronco Food Machine Infomericals:

Everytime Ron Popeli, would place a piece of meat inside the machine, turn the dial and the audience would say...

"You set it and... Forget it!" lol


The Juiceman II infomercials were pretty funny back in the day too. Someone needs to tell ol' gramp's to pluck them eyebrows.

galfordo said:

Sounds like a real professional guy. I'm sorry that I missed this one.

And all this time I've just been shooting steroids into my cawk ...

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No worries, they don't work anyway.

dakingofzumunda said:

Ronco Food Machine Infomericals:

Everytime Ron Popeli, would place a piece of meat inside the machine, turn the dial and the audience would say...

"You set it and... Forget it!" lol

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lolz - I remember that one.

dakingofzumunda said:

The Juiceman II infomercials were pretty funny back in the day too. Someone needs to tell ol' gramp's to pluck them eyebrows.

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That old bastard was nuts, man. My favorite part was when he would start getting all crazy about the "essence" and the "life force" inside of fruit.

Abasuto said:

No worries, they don't work anyway.

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Well, that does it then. I was hoping it wouldn't resort to this, but penis stretcher, here I come.

dakingofzumunda said:

Ronco Food Machine Infomericals:

Everytime Ron Popeli, would place a piece of meat inside the machine, turn the dial and the audience would say...

"You set it and... Forget it!" lol


The Juiceman II infomercials were pretty funny back in the day too. Someone needs to tell ol' gramp's to pluck them eyebrows.

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Oh how I hate Ron Popeil and his stupid infomercials.
What I can't stand are the fake stupid audience reactions...every now and then the camera will pan out to show the audience when Popeil hypes one of the features on his products. Watch their fake gasps and the way they break out into ridiculous amounts of applause over some stupid feature. They must be compensated well to sit through something like this.

There was an infromercial, with a giant head...

Explaining to some guy all the good things about something called a "CD-i*".

Whatever.

*Apparently, it played games or something.

Tom Wopat said:

There was an infromercial, with a giant head...

Explaining to some guy all the good things about something called a "CD-i*".

Whatever.

*Apparently, it played games or something.

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I bought a CD-i to get the 7th Guest and Dragon's lair ...

Not one of my proudest moments.

Well before the dude got sent up to Prison I fuckin' HATED and I mean HATED those informercials by Don Lapre, especially the part where he'd over exaggerate saying....

"You could be making THOUSANDS, AND THOOOOOUSAAAANDS of dollars!" ---right then and there I wanted to bitch slap the mutha fucka. In the end though he got sent up to prison {at least that was the word sometime back} so I hope he's gettin' the anal attention from his cell mate Bubba, who's spelunking on him grunting: "And you can take THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of loads of my gelatinous goo up your poopershoot white boy!"

...fuckin' informercials suck hard. *While were on the motherfuckin' subject, has anyone seen those adverts in papers for ... the GET THIS NOW... for the, IN HOME WALKING EXCERSIZE Series!??? ---Apparently some stupid cunt is the "Guru" of In home walking... yeah right, I'd rather walk around outside and actually go somewhere.

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Mercenary X99 said:

Well before the dude got sent up to Prison I fuckin' HATED and I mean HATED those informercials by Don Lapre, especially the part where he'd over exaggerate saying....

"You could be making THOUSANDS, AND THOOOOOUSAAAANDS of dollars!" ---right then and there I wanted to bitch slap the mutha fucka. In the end though he got sent up to prison {at least that was the word sometime back} so I hope he's gettin' the anal attention from his cell mate Bubba, who's spelunking on him grunting: "And you can take THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of loads of my gelatinous goo up your poopershoot white boy!"

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heh, funny stuff Merc, it really is ridiculous how many of those get-rich-quick-off-this-investment schemes are out there these days, the ones I see all the frigging time are either about real estate or why eveyone should be buying into gold right now...

*While were on the motherfuckin' subject, has anyone seen those adverts in papers for ... the GET THIS NOW... for the, IN HOME WALKING EXCERSIZE Series!??? ---Apparently some stupid cunt is the "Guru" of In home walking... yeah right, I'd rather walk around outside and actually go somewhere.
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"home walking"? for pity's sake, that's about as stupid as the TV commercial I saw about a new prescription medicine for eczema...which mentions very quickly and quietly near the end that one of its possible side effects could be lymphoma

Freelancer said:

Oh how I hate Ron Popeil and his stupid infomercials.

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Weird Al had to take him on back during the 3D days.

Abasuto said:

Ever seen the infomercial with the dude selling the cock enlarging pills ? Alzere, or something like that.

Everytime someone ask him a question he always removes his glasses, leans back in his chair and says " excellent question "

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is that the one that looks like a low Budget tonight show called up all night and the guys co host is a hot chick

whoa, DOn Lapre is in jail?!!!!!!!!!!OMG ha! no wonder i never see that dude on tv anymore. . He was CRAZY .

I remember how that guy would always talk about him going from "living in a one bedroom apartment" to being a multi trillionaire by putting small ads in newspapers yeah pretty feckin unbeliveable.

the one informercial i always see nowadays is for Tony Little's Gazelle, its on all the time, especially very late in the night. If you've never seen it, it featuers a peppy guy who looks like an ugly woman with a pony tail , who enthusiastically shouts BUT-Tocks as his co-host uses the machine. The one thing about this infomercial is that its chock full of celebrities and sports stars hawking the contraption, the likes of which Billie Mays and Old Wizard juice guy could only hope to aspire to. One particular segment features none other than "the Genius" Lanny Poffo doing a backflip.