Funniest News Article Ever (Itd make Bobak proud)

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I saw that article myself. I personally found it to be the most disturbing thing I've heard of in a while.

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Fuck them, those bastards. I've never thought of myself as age-ist until today. I wish we would bomb the fuck out of Milwaukee, and every 11 year old piece of shit in there. None of them deserve to live. Fuck them.

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Dallas_Five said:
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Fuck them, those bastards. I've never thought of myself as age-ist until today. I wish we would bomb the fuck out of Milwaukee, and every 11 year old piece of shit in there. None of them deserve to live. Fuck them.

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ohs nos the Tourettes Syndrome is spreading !

FUCK SHIT ASS DAMNASS COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
 
Spike Spiegel

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Dallas_Five said:
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Fuck them, those bastards. I've never thought of myself as age-ist until today. I wish we would bomb the fuck out of Milwaukee, and every 11 year old piece of shit in there. None of them deserve to live. Fuck them.

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LOL

But here's the funny part, at the end of the article: "I'm very hurt because my son was raised as a good boy," she said outside court. She complained that police abused the boys to obtain confessions.

Well excuse me, your little son rapped a woman. Who cares if they treated him poorly. It's not like your son tempted granny into bed with a few Worther's Originals or anything. Jesus. My monster son was treated better than he treated other people. How dare you.

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Spike Spiegel said:
Well excuse me, your little son rapped a woman. Who cares if they treated him poorly. It's not like your son tempted granny into bed with a few Worther's Originals or anything. Jesus. My monster son was treated better than he treated other people. How dare you.

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There is a key phrase in the legal system its cliche now even but you are innocent until proven guilty. Plus no matter how much you think the 'they got what's coming to them' is right, its not legal if it involves abuse for confessions, etc.
 
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So....very wrong.

I don't know whats worse: the fact that this 11 year old freak rapped a woman (and a senior citizen at that, eww) or the fact that the woman was spongebathing herself in her kitchen.
 
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It's frightening that a 11 year old can get an erection.

From a 76-year-old granny.

I thought I was the only one.
 
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Wake me when the made for tv movie is out.
 
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Errrr ... yeah, that's a real kneeslapper. :spock:

Put these over-developed monkees into juvenile hall, so they can get raped themselves. And beat the ever-living shit out of the kids' parents (rape optional).
 
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Funny in a "the-plane-is-on-fire-and-we're-doomed-so-why-not-just-laugh-at-the-sheer-absurdity-of-life" sort of way :eek_2:
 
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