Elton John vs. the Taiwanese Pigs, err... Media

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Elton John Calls Taiwan Media 'Rude, Vile Pigs'
Thu Sep 23, 8:10 AM ET

TAIPEI (Reuters) - British rock star Elton John (news), in Taipei for a concert, swore at reporters who swarmed around him at the airport Thursday and called them "rude, vile pigs."

Wearing a bright blue tracksuit and dark sunglasses, the star shouted expletives as he was mobbed by photographers and TV crew.

"Rude, vile pigs!" he shouted at the reporters at the Chiang Kai Shek airport after he arrived shortly after midnight.

"Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what all of you are."

One of the photographers shouted back: "Why don't you get out of Taiwan?"

John replied: "We'd love to get out of Taiwan if it's full of people like you. Pig! Pig!"

The star, who recently performed in Shanghai and Hong Kong, is scheduled to leave after his first performance in Taiwan on Thursday.
 
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Elton can go suck teh gh4y outta Liberace's dead ass....

I should buy "Manticore" off of Sigfried and Roy and sic'em on Sir Elton, now that he has a taste for fag-blood LOL.
 
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Just because the Taiwanese eat their own shit and are hosts to a variety of parasitic worms doesn't mean they're pigs.
 
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I saw this story... On the front page of Yahoo.

I get the feeling that they leave out a good 50% of the relevant information.
 
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Is it criminal to be completely attracted to Elton John's sexual magnetism?
 
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Bobak said:
Thank you Captian Obvious!

You may also be surprised to hear Liberace was gay :rolleyes:
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You mean he is actually gay? I had no idea.

And no way was Liberace gay man.
 
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bokmeow said:
Is it criminal to be completely attracted to Elton John's sexual magnetism?
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Yes.

Especially if it's because of "Benny and the Jets".
 
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This story makes me think of Stewie singing 'Rocket Man'.
 
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bokmeow said:
The ladies also loved George Michael, and he, too, is gay.
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This thread is making my entire world collapse around me.
 
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genjiglove said:
This thread is making my entire world collapse around me.
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This thread is making my couch cushion fort collapse around me.

Although my tendency to kick my leg out when I masturbate could also be partially responsible.
 
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