Yet another ex gf wants my cock... lol

Spike Spiegel

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Okay, as some of you who read my posts about my women "trouble", you would know t hat I broke up with my live in gf of a year and a half, only to move right on to an ex that wanted me (and I wanted her, so it worked out really well). This is the same woman that proposed to me about a month ago. So, about three hours ago, I get a call from another ex who lives in Arizona. She found my new number by calling information (I changed it after leaving the first girl. We'll call her Girl A). My current gf, or Girl B was in the room when I got this call that I wasn't even expecting to get. So, I answer. It's Girl C. We talk for about 10 minutes, and then she says "we'll have to hang out when I come into town... well, more than hang out if you know what I mean." I said "we'll see", not telling her about Girl B, and she said "what do you mean?", and then I say ('cause I'm a fucking idiot), it's up to you what we do.

Now, everyone with half a brain knows exactly what she's talking about. I don't know what I've got, but if I could put it in a bottle, I would be rich. Mind you that Girl A still wants me back, on top of all of this! Could I pull off a foursome, here?

Well, just thought I'd share my "problems" with you guys. Oh, and Girl C is also into chicks... so I could easily convince her to do something like this. Heh.

Spike
 
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Spike Spiegel said:
Okay, as some of you who read my posts about my women "trouble", you would know t hat I broke up with my live in gf of a year and a half, only to move right on to an ex that wanted me (and I wanted her, so it worked out really well). This is the same woman that proposed to me about a month ago. So, about three hours ago, I get a call from another ex who lives in Arizona. She found my new number by calling information (I changed it after leaving the first girl. We'll call her Girl A). My current gf, or Girl B was in the room when I got this call that I wasn't even expecting to get. So, I answer. It's Girl C. We talk for about 10 minutes, and then she says "we'll have to hang out when I come into town... well, more than hang out if you know what I mean." I said "we'll see", not telling her about Girl B, and she said "what do you mean?", and then I say ('cause I'm a fucking idiot), it's up to you what we do.

Now, everyone with half a brain knows exactly what she's talking about. I don't know what I've got, but if I could put it in a bottle, I would be rich. Mind you that Girl A still wants me back, on top of all of this! Could I pull off a foursome, here?

Well, just thought I'd share my "problems" with you guys. Oh, and Girl C is also into chicks... so I could easily convince her to do something like this. Heh.

Spike
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Go for the foursome! :buttrock:
 
Mike Shagohod

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Okay the first time you posted all of that stuff it was plausible, but now I'm just thinking this is a load of bull, and all in the same day with that other post {Frame Gride 2} about should he lay some bitch.

:oh_no:

Yeah and all the chicks I dated from '98 up until my wife are wanting to get choked/fucked on the side of a swimming pool, and forced to eat their own shit after I've hosed them down with my Ghetto Stick.

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Spike Spiegel

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I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. Why would I come on here and post that shit? She lives in Arizona, and we've always been friends with benefits. You won't think hightly of me, but I also made a post about a year ago asking "what's the shortest amount of time from hitting one to the other". Girl C was a girl that I cheated on Girl A with. So, does that help you believe the story a bit?

Of COURSE I wouldn't be able to pull a foursome out of my ass. I wish, but it just won't happen. The current GF would leave me, but I bet you the first one (A) would do it just because she wants me back. Heh.

Just posting after getting the call. I'm flattered, is all.

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I think you've already decided what you're going to do, based on the fact that you've chosen to label your current girlfriend as "Girl B".

But yeah, smells bullshitty. If not, enjoy the fallout.
 
Spike Spiegel

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SouthtownKid said:
I think you've already decided what you're going to do, based on the fact that you've chosen to label your current girlfriend as "Girl B".

But yeah, smells bullshitty. If not, enjoy the fallout.
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meh. GFC lives far away. no threat... it's just nice to hear that from somebody. is that wrong?

GFB (current) is a great girl. I've got no reason to fuck it up... just a passing thought, you know.
 
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Stinky-Dinkins said:
That story needs a dragon and a flaming chariot.
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Fine, fuck you guys. I know it's hard to believe, but whatever. When have I ever lied about anything on here over the years?

Whatever :oh_no:

EDIT: the more I think about it, the more I can't understand why this is so hard to believe. It's not like they all want to do me at the same time. They just all want me one at a time. I'm sure, except for the one, that they'd be super pissed to share me. So, it's not like the story's outrageous. Come on, guys, you gotta believe me. I'm not telling some BS story about finding my wife's sister in the shower, then we started to do it by accident. lol
 
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S'alright Spiegel, I know how women are....and god knows there's a shortage of decent looking guys in the states....when do you find the time to sleep/work/eat?
 
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Have a foursome, and accidentally "forget" that you invited Chuplayer's dad to come over the exact same time as the foursome goes down.
 
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Spike Spiegel said:
Fine, fuck you guys. I know it's hard to believe, but whatever. When have I ever lied about anything on here over the years?
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Your credibility is now turning so shaky, that I may have doubts about the veracity of your "catching a guy masturbating in the furniture restroom" story.

What else are you hiding Spike Spiegel? :D
 
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Spike Spiegel said:
I don't know what I've got, but if I could put it in a bottle, I would be rich. Spike
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I seriously doubt it.
 
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I have 18 girls that wanna have a 19some with me, what do I do guys? Help .. I am too stupid
 
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Spike Spiegel said:
Fine, fuck you guys. I know it's hard to believe, but whatever. When have I ever lied about anything on here over the years?

EDIT: the more I think about it, the more I can't understand why this is so hard to believe.
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You don't get it do you. It's not that it's hard to believe, it's just that why the fuck do you post this shit here. Your obviosly trying to show off (and to a group of people who couldn't give two shits). You think your the first guy to get asked for sex by a woman? Welcome to the present my friend. The scenario you posted is everyday fair in society today.
 
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ORPHEUS said:
You think your the first guy to get asked for sex by a woman? Welcome to the present my friend.
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I'm fairly confident that I'm the only member ever to have been asked for sex by a mime (of course I didn't turn it down.)

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

PS: When I referred to the mime as "it" I wasn't trying to be insulting, it's just that to this day I'm unsure as to whether that was a she-mime or a he-mime. It was warm and wet... that's about all I can tell you.
 
Loopz

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Fine, fuck you guys. I know it's hard to believe, but whatever. When have I ever lied about anything on here over the years?

Whatever
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Spike, you're dealing with an audience that mostly has never even taken a girl out.
WTF do you expect man? No insight, all jealousy/turd jokes.

ThiS woulda been better back when um, 'another pLane' was in existence.
 
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Loopz said:
Spike, you're dealing with an audience that mostly has never even taken a girl out.
WTF do you expect man? No insight, all jealousy/turd jokes.

ThiS woulda been better back when um, 'another pLane' was in existence.
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Uh oh, it looks like someone's a little jealous of my turd jokes.
 
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Loopz said:
Spike, you're dealing with an audience that mostly has never even taken a girl out.
WTF do you expect man? No insight, all jealousy/turd jokes.

ThiS woulda been better back when um, 'another pLane' was in existence.
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We've all been there at some time or another. There was a time when people here would PM me to turn my phone on because I had girls after me issues and just always left my phone off . I never felt the need to start a thread "OMG my ex wants my sexors" These threads are funny and an invite to spam .
 
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I'm happy with my body...

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